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Marvin, I love this. Somwhere I read that you could type into a search engine "Web site for people who like to have sex with burning goats" and the reply would be "What colour of goat".

....the commercial the says "A facial makes a great Holiday gift but how do you wrap it?". I get the giggles every time I hear the commercial but have to be careful who is around. Hmm, come to think of it, are any of the ladies interested in a "White Christmas"? PM me. Merry Christmas, SS

True, there is a standard NEMA rating for receptacles but only up tp 50A. 50A and over are manufacturer specific. Change the plug to fit your receptacle or vise versa. SS

Have a very happy birthday Kassidy! May the sun shine on you always and the wind be at your back. (C'mon guys, 130 views and nobody can wish her well?) SS

What? No "Chicken in a basket"? SS

Special Ladies used to have a tub but that was in an older location. Try contacting them, details at www.special-ladies.com SS

Has anyone seen the twins, Niki and Nina, that are advertising on Eros? They look good but ..... SS

There is clinical proof that one foodstuff can kill a woman's sex drive - it's called wedding cake. Seriously, my wife and I had a very good sex life for a lot of years, it depends on your relationship, not a ring.

Yes, the place sucks and it's the only thing there that does it well. Grin.

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell...

This gut must pass out from lack of blood to the brain everytime he gets hard!

Actually, Toronto is the asshole of Canada and Sudbury is 400 mile up it!

Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2 Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know...

Here is an ad in the Straight that you may want to call: B.J. a HOT & HORNY LADY... I'm into MASSAGE and I'm a PROFESSIONAL I have a DIPLOMA and a CERTIFICATE I'm also a LOVER who is sensational I am truly SEXY and affectionate. 604-916-5500

That is Roxxxana, but run a search before visiting her.

Roxxxana from Eros is one of the most beautiful women that I have ever met but she is also one of the lowest milage SP's that I have ever met. Save your money. Run a search on this board before you book.

I can't compare to Meg but: There once was a man from Madras Whose balls were made out of brass When they'd rattle together They played "Stormy Weather" And lightning would shoot out of his ass.

She used to advertize under "Crystal Creme". Try a search.