Who else finds this annoying?

ChromeGasCap · Jul 27, 2026

The only real connection is to you wallet.
She may even like you as a person, but when the cold steel rolls on the track, the wheels turn until it stops, and once stopped the train goes nowhere. If there were real connection the train would keep moving, even in a different direction than you may have thought it was going.

I believe most confuse connection with interaction.

Cock Throppled · Jul 27, 2026

Of all the things that one could be annoyed by in reviews, this would be at the bottom. How about being annoyed by reviews that give no information about location, service, appearance, etc etc? Asking others to be respectful is just one of those things thrown in on comments about anyone that provides a service.
I've told friends about great mechanics, painters, landscapers and often told them to be good to them, because they should treat the reliable , competent people in that profession in a way that will keep them emloyed.

Banged_Up · Jul 27, 2026

dare.devil said:
I guess being white knights is still better than being a jerk. If the person doesnt seek connection, feelings etc, why to go for human provider, silicon sex doll will be perfect as it has a hole to stick in it, no connection, no drama.

“I guess being white knights is better than being a jerk.”
Well, that depends. First off, “you guess”, so you don’t even know? Can’t you pick a side? Are you a white knight? Or are you a jerk? Or are you just guessing?
Silicon is for computer chips, silicone is for dildos and fuck dolls.
Typical of people who go around calling people jerks, binary in thinking.
Why can’t a person fuck whores AND silicone fuck dolls? Tonight I’d like to feel a heartbeat and arms that move, tomorrow I just want to dump a load in an inanimate object.
With hookers you have to clean yourself up, or they do it for you (the good ones anyway).
With a fuck doll you gotta get the pressure washer out to get all the nooks and crannies.
Maybe you want an emotional connection, I wanna shoot goo, go get a slice of pizza and watch the Sopranos.

Newuser505 · Jul 27, 2026

Banged_Up said:
Meh, just an extension of the white knight syndrome on here.

I think it was Bill Burr who said it, but
whatever comes out his mouth, whatever intention it may had been, the original words will get warped by the listener and the original meaning ceases to exist.

If i end a review with "treat her with respect." And you conclude that im being a white knight. Thats on you.

dare.devil · Jul 28, 2026

Banged_Up said:
“I guess being white knights is better than being a jerk.”
Well, that depends. First off, “you guess”, so you don’t even know? Can’t you pick a side? Are you a white knight? Or are you a jerk? Or are you just guessing?
Silicon is for computer chips, silicone is for dildos and fuck dolls.
Typical of people who go around calling people jerks, binary in thinking.
Why can’t a person fuck whores AND silicone fuck dolls? Tonight I’d like to feel a heartbeat and arms that move, tomorrow I just want to dump a load in an inanimate object.
With hookers you have to clean yourself up, or they do it for you (the good ones anyway).
With a fuck doll you gotta get the pressure washer out to get all the nooks and crannies.
Maybe you want an emotional connection, I wanna shoot goo, go get a slice of pizza and watch the Sopranos.

Yeah I guessed, as I consider myself as none of both, people might think otherwise with my comments and thats OK. Moreover, I dont pick sides, but learn and adapt.

Calling a jerk, jerk is not binary thinking, its clarity. Whats your pov on calling someone with white knight syndrome and whores, is it binary or not?

Connection and emotional connections are two different thing, I seek connection not the emotional one though. I dont enjoy sex with everybody but only with the ones I connect. People who say they dont seek connection are in denial mode, just to explore it further, why there are ATFs, why do you enjoy sex with a entusiastic provider and dont with cold ones? Would you enjoy with a provider who opens the door, take the money and ask you to just to put it inside and release, repeat it till the time is up. No talk no interaction other than insert and shoot?

BTW thanks for the suggestion and explaining differnece between silicon ane silicone, next time I will proof read my comments to be scientifically and chemically correct

Havent watched Sopranos, wouldplan to watch.

Once you go black · Jul 28, 2026

ChromeGasCap said:
The only real connection is to you wallet.
She may even like you as a person, but when the cold steel rolls on the track, the wheels turn until it stops, and once stopped the train goes nowhere. If there were real connection the train would keep moving, even in a different direction than you may have thought it was going.

I believe most confuse connection with interaction.

Agreed

SolidSnake · Jul 28, 2026

I wouldn't mind the cliche if only managers habitually tell their girls to "treat the customer well."

https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/adrianna-great-pharoah-avoid-at-all-costs.407288/

tzfang · Jul 28, 2026

I was very okay with it and liked it initially. I felt it was like "good luck" and "have fun mutually".

It started getting weird when I realized I am an extremely nice and respectful person. I am well-educated with a good heart. I treat every girl or woman like a true gentleman. I don't need a reminder to keep telling that. I also see some SP are not so respectful to their clients; the only thing I can do is steer clear from them and rarely write a negative comment here.

gianni lotus · Jul 28, 2026

When cliches become overused and expressed insincerely they can become annoying. This phrase seems like honest well-wishing and doesn't annoy me. If someone has a bad experience they never say 'treat her well boys'. I think people only write this line when they actually feel it.

As others point out it should go without saying but we all know that there are guys who don't treat people well. When a provider gives me an experience that makes me feel great and she is kind and sweet I hope that she is spared from meeting the jerks. Not because I am white knight or possessive but because she treated me well and will probably treat others well so I hope that others treat her well. It is not much deeper than that.

Pumped · Jul 28, 2026

Cock Throppled said:
Of all the things that one could be annoyed by in reviews, this would be at the bottom. How about being annoyed by reviews that give no information about location, service, appearance, etc etc? Asking others to be respectful is just one of those things thrown in on comments about anyone that provides a service.
I've told friends about great mechanics, painters, landscapers and often told them to be good to them, because they should treat the reliable , competent people in that profession in a way that will keep them emloyed.

Yet they tend to go together -- useless reviews with trite salutations.

Provide the basics: L/A/S at the very least. And maybe contact info too would be useful.

And it's not that some reviewers are genuinely expressing kindness, but that often it's the only thing they are saying.

Typical review these days: "I had a great time (pounding away like a useless dick). She loved it! (no she didn't). Treat her right (because I couldn't be bothered to and want to do that to her again!)"

Most reviews sound like they were written in the back of a white van by some pimp.

So much less about the phrases being annoying and more so about being a red flag that either it's a fake review or the guy is a complete moron and doesn't have anything interesting or intelligent to offer in insight into his experience with this provider.

Newuser505 · Jul 28, 2026

Pumped said:
Yet they tend to go together -- useless reviews with trite salutations.

Provide the basics: L/A/S at the very least. And maybe contact info too would be useful.

And it's not that some reviewers are genuinely expressing kindness, but that often it's the only thing they are saying.

Typical review these days: "I had a great time (pounding away like a useless dick). She loved it! (no she didn't). Treat her right (because I couldn't be bothered to and want to do that to her again!)"

Most reviews sound like they were written in the back of a white van by some pimp.

So much less about the phrases being annoying and more so about being a red flag that either it's a fake review or the guy is a complete moron and doesn't have anything interesting or intelligent to offer in insight into his experience with this provider.

"she came twice"

ya right buddy.

dare.devil · Jul 28, 2026

Its ok to be annoyed but some people are really angry as its like a suffering. I dont know what other ways than perb, you get to know anything about the quality of service of a provider in this business.

Its not a moral duty of any pooner to write a review what he did in private with his own money, so that you can save your dollars. They owe you nothing, if you like consume it, or move on.

Its simiar to : You stopby to give 10 dollar bill to a homeless, and he says fuck you: I am angry because it should be in an envelope, or even if you give it in envelope he says its such a bad envelope, and I am pissed off.

pervypervison · Jul 28, 2026

who would've thought that a simple statement would be so polarizing

always entertaining to hear the thoughts across the pooner spectrum. i'd like to think that i've stopped or rarely used that sign off. but i know i've been guilty in the past. i agree that it acts more like an email signature versus an actual reminder. also agree that the ones that treat women well, will do so cause it's in their nature. whereas the more problematic clients could care less what is written.

i have a number of pet peeves about reviews/statements, but mostly wasting time stating the obvious (ie. "gear dropped", "handed her the donation"), but i'm sure there's writing habits of mine that annoy others as well.

so instead of "treat her well boys!" what would be better alternatives to end off a review?

"Go get'em tiger!"
"Get it while it's hot!"
"Break a leg"
"safety first"
"in lust we trust"

Pumped · Jul 28, 2026

Newuser505 said:
"she came twice"

ya right buddy.

Well, unlike you, some of us can count that high. Particularly when boning your mom.

Newuser505 · Jul 28, 2026

Pumped said:
Well, unlike you, some of us can count that high. Particularly when boning your mom.

Of course i can.

"2 inches"

Is what she tells me everytime you come over

dare.devil · Jul 28, 2026

pervypervison said:
who would've thought that a simple statement would be so polarizing

always entertaining to hear the thoughts across the pooner spectrum. i'd like to think that i've stopped or rarely used that sign off. but i know i've been guilty in the past. i agree that it acts more like an email signature versus an actual reminder. also agree that the ones that treat women well, will do so cause it's in their nature. whereas the more problematic clients could care less what is written.

i have a number of pet peeves about reviews/statements, but mostly wasting time stating the obvious (ie. "gear dropped", "handed her the donation"), but i'm sure there's writing habits of mine that annoy others as well.

so instead of "treat her well boys!" what would be better alternatives to end off a review?

"Go get'em tiger!"
"Get it while it's hot!"
"Break a leg"
"safety first"
"in lust we trust"

Best one "In lust we trust" 😜

VinVan · Jul 28, 2026

3-2-1….

Newuser505 · Jul 29, 2026

Speaking of things that irks. Every time someone ask "hOw oLD iS sHe?" I think of This guy

westwoody · Jul 29, 2026

Guys who ask the same stupid question over and over.
Guys who ask stupid questions that are already answered in the thread.

Pumped · Jul 29, 2026

Newuser505 said:
Of course i can.

"2 inches"

Is what she tells me everytime you come over

Yes, she does mention your tiny dick a lot.

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