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Oof... I didn't want to believe this was the question based on the subject but wow... painful...
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Don’t go into the lounge, never go into the lounge…
We can’t help you unless you tell us what’s wrong with you first
Take whichever hand you use to jerk off with, sit on it for 45 minutes till it falls asleep, invert so your thumb is closer to your crotch, and jerk away. Will feel like someone else is giving you a handjob. Wear a wig and stare at yourself through a tiktok filter and you're gold.
Yeah, ok, we can leave this up for the yuks, but that's enough piling on either a troll or a totally clueless guy.
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