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QWQSunflower

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Are there any Mid 20's to Late 20's here going to Swan Lake? Or It's mainly older gentleman?

I'm in my late 20's but i feel like i'm to young trying the lake and feels awkward by going so.
 
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Interesting question QWC.

I had a bit of time to kill today so I wandered down to SL and polled the first 200 pooners through the door. These are my findings, with a margin of error of + -100%, 19 times out of 20.

1. Median age: 47.3 years
2. Average age: 51.6 years
3. Average dick length: 4.3 inches (unverified)
4. Average girth: 1.75 inches (this one was awkward cuz a lot of guys don’t know their girth so I sent them to the washroom with a piece of string. For the record, it was not the same piece of string).
5. Percentage circumcised: 82.3%

Seriously QWC, nobody cares how old you are? Why do you care how old your fellow pooners are? Unless you’re going into the same room with them - then that’s a different story I’d like to hear about in a proper review. Everyone’s horny, from 18-100. The ladies, as you may have ascertained in your research, skew older. If it’s important to you I’ve seen your fellow Gen Z hipsters going in for some mommy action and some octagenarians going in for daddy-daughter play.

You’re overthinking it. Just go and enjoy yourself.
 
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VinVan said:
Interesting question QWC.

I had a bit of time to kill today so I wandered down to SL and polled the first 200 pooners through the door. These are my findings, with a margin of error of + -100%, 19 times out of 20.

1. Median age: 47.3 years
2. Average age: 51.6 years
3. Average dick length: 4.3 inches (unverified)
4. Average girth: 1.75 inches (this one was awkward cuz a lot of guys don’t know their girth so I sent them to the washroom with a piece of string. For the record, it was not the same piece of string).
5. Percentage circumcised: 82.3%

Seriously QWC, nobody cares how old you are? Why do you care how old your fellow pooners are? Unless you’re going into the same room with them - then that’s a different story I’d like to hear about in a proper review. Everyone’s horny, from 18-100. The ladies, as you may have ascertained in your research, skew older. If it’s important to you I’ve seen your fellow Gen Z hipsters going in for some mommy action and some octagenarians going in for daddy-daughter play.

You’re overthinking it. Just go and enjoy yourself.
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VV, you're correct 99 times out of ten...this isn't rocket surgery
 
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VinVan said:
Interesting question QWC.

I had a bit of time to kill today so I wandered down to SL and polled the first 200 pooners through the door. These are my findings, with a margin of error of + -100%, 19 times out of 20.

1. Median age: 47.3 years
2. Average age: 51.6 years
3. Average dick length: 4.3 inches (unverified)
4. Average girth: 1.75 inches (this one was awkward cuz a lot of guys don’t know their girth so I sent them to the washroom with a piece of string. For the record, it was not the same piece of string).
5. Percentage circumcised: 82.3%

Seriously QWC, nobody cares how old you are? Why do you care how old your fellow pooners are? Unless you’re going into the same room with them - then that’s a different story I’d like to hear about in a proper review. Everyone’s horny, from 18-100. The ladies, as you may have ascertained in your research, skew older. If it’s important to you I’ve seen your fellow Gen Z hipsters going in for some mommy action and some octagenarians going in for daddy-daughter play.

You’re overthinking it. Just go and enjoy yourself.
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What is the standard deviation and degrees of freedom for the dick length and girth? That is a huge consideration for me! Great reply VinVan
 
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Mr.Plum

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QWQ, as mentioned, you’re overthinking things here. Just go and have fun!

Start with Maggie and then branch out from there.

In all the times I have been there, I have only ever seen one other customer in the front area. Even if you do run into someone, they’re there for the same reason you are.

If you are really self-conscious, then maybe start out with one of the agencies, where they have some younger girls and more privacy.
 
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QWQSunflower said:
Are there any Mid 20's to Late 20's here going to Swan Lake? Or It's mainly older gentleman?

I'm in my late 20's but i feel like i'm to young trying the lake and feels awkward by going so.
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I'm in my 20s too and I've been there many times, fucking Swans of all ages. There's no shame lol. It did take me a while to not feel so nervous when entering. If you're shy, book ahead, call after 12pm noon, when Tina arrives . If you dont wanna be seen, call again when u arrive and tell them to open the backdoor for you to enter on Garden City.
 
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Believe me, Sunflower: Once you have been there for 10 minutes in your private Lake room with the Swan of your choice, you won't remember how old she is, you won't remember how old you are, you won't remember how old the universe is. You will be only thinking about how good it feels to be buried to the hilt in this wonderful accommodating lady that you have just met.

A lover once told me "all women feel the same once you are inside". But that is not true. Each Swan is a brand new experience. I can attest to that.
 
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If it makes you feel better GrassHopper, I started pooning at the lake in my 20s. I just turned 70 this year...still at it, albeit less frequent 🤪🙄
 
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Bowl you must be older then that, or you are suffering from early dementia. The Lake has only been open since 1998 (or so) so either you are in your 50s or started visiting in your 40s/50s.......
 
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booblover said:
Bowl you must be older then that, or you are suffering from early dementia. The Lake has only been open since 1998 (or so) so either you are in your 50s or started visiting in your 40s/50s.......
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Fark the math...I was just making a point to "grasshopper"🤔😅😩
 
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rsrsrsrs

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I used to care a lot too in a sense but as I started pooning more and more, I relaized nobody cares, we're all going for the same thing

Sure it is awkward and I rarely make eye contact when I pass by someone else but who cares. No judgment man, you're good
 
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I started going to the Lake in my mid to late 20s. Now I'm early 30s. I have no shame in my game. And the women actually love it. They always call me handsome and comment on my body, I've always had body image issues, so they give a nice boost for my self esteem. It helps when your competition is a bunch of older dudes.
 
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