Age Range Customer in Swan Lake.

QWQSunflower

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Are there any Mid 20's to Late 20's here going to Swan Lake? Or It's mainly older gentleman?

I'm in my late 20's but i feel like i'm to young trying the lake and feels awkward by going so.
 

VinVan

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Interesting question QWC.

I had a bit of time to kill today so I wandered down to SL and polled the first 200 pooners through the door. These are my findings, with a margin of error of + -100%, 19 times out of 20.

1. Median age: 47.3 years
2. Average age: 51.6 years
3. Average dick length: 4.3 inches (unverified)
4. Average girth: 1.75 inches (this one was awkward cuz a lot of guys don’t know their girth so I sent them to the washroom with a piece of string. For the record, it was not the same piece of string).
5. Percentage circumcised: 82.3%

Seriously QWC, nobody cares how old you are? Why do you care how old your fellow pooners are? Unless you’re going into the same room with them - then that’s a different story I’d like to hear about in a proper review. Everyone’s horny, from 18-100. The ladies, as you may have ascertained in your research, skew older. If it’s important to you I’ve seen your fellow Gen Z hipsters going in for some mommy action and some octagenarians going in for daddy-daughter play.

You’re overthinking it. Just go and enjoy yourself.
 
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golferjohn

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Interesting question QWC.

I had a bit of time to kill today so I wandered down to SL and polled the first 200 pooners through the door. These are my findings, with a margin of error of + -100%, 19 times out of 20.

1. Median age: 47.3 years
2. Average age: 51.6 years
3. Average dick length: 4.3 inches (unverified)
4. Average girth: 1.75 inches (this one was awkward cuz a lot of guys don’t know their girth so I sent them to the washroom with a piece of string. For the record, it was not the same piece of string).
5. Percentage circumcised: 82.3%

Seriously QWC, nobody cares how old you are? Why do you care how old your fellow pooners are? Unless you’re going into the same room with them - then that’s a different story I’d like to hear about in a proper review. Everyone’s horny, from 18-100. The ladies, as you may have ascertained in your research, skew older. If it’s important to you I’ve seen your fellow Gen Z hipsters going in for some mommy action and some octagenarians going in for daddy-daughter play.

You’re overthinking it. Just go and enjoy yourself.
VV, you're correct 99 times out of ten...this isn't rocket surgery
 

methylator

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Interesting question QWC.

I had a bit of time to kill today so I wandered down to SL and polled the first 200 pooners through the door. These are my findings, with a margin of error of + -100%, 19 times out of 20.

1. Median age: 47.3 years
2. Average age: 51.6 years
3. Average dick length: 4.3 inches (unverified)
4. Average girth: 1.75 inches (this one was awkward cuz a lot of guys don’t know their girth so I sent them to the washroom with a piece of string. For the record, it was not the same piece of string).
5. Percentage circumcised: 82.3%

Seriously QWC, nobody cares how old you are? Why do you care how old your fellow pooners are? Unless you’re going into the same room with them - then that’s a different story I’d like to hear about in a proper review. Everyone’s horny, from 18-100. The ladies, as you may have ascertained in your research, skew older. If it’s important to you I’ve seen your fellow Gen Z hipsters going in for some mommy action and some octagenarians going in for daddy-daughter play.

You’re overthinking it. Just go and enjoy yourself.
What is the standard deviation and degrees of freedom for the dick length and girth? That is a huge consideration for me! Great reply VinVan
 
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Mr.Plum

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QWQ, as mentioned, you’re overthinking things here. Just go and have fun!

Start with Maggie and then branch out from there.

In all the times I have been there, I have only ever seen one other customer in the front area. Even if you do run into someone, they’re there for the same reason you are.

If you are really self-conscious, then maybe start out with one of the agencies, where they have some younger girls and more privacy.
 
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