Say Hello the world's largest oil exporter. Everything is bigger in TEXAS.
"U.S. Becomes World’s Biggest Oil Producer During Strait of Hormuz Crisis"
We have choked out all export oil from the Strait, all customers are directed to go to Texas, where your tanks will be full at spot price plus 30 dollars.
Any questions, please direct them to Hugh Mungus, The Ayatollah of the Strait-a-lola
Anyone wanting safe passage through the straits will pay Hugh Mungus 2M dollars. Travels guaranteed by highly skilled sailors of the US fleet who have logged in over 170 Iranian sinking with not so much as a scratch.
This strengthens the US global position was the world's reserve currency, with excess oil sales of over 6M barrels.
In response, the US stock market has soared to all time highs, with all time wealth.
US stock market today hits new records as Nasdaq crossed 25,000 for the very first time: Dow Jones, S&P 500 and Nasdaq surge as Wall Street begins May with massive rally - Apple leads
Whose got it better than us!
NOOOOBODY.
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