Recent content by Uncled

Bring an egg timer.

You didn’t buy any melons?

Also, he diddled her with a cigar and then smoked it.

When her fragrant hair lightly brushes against my skin, especially my face.

Duck Face selfies

Prime Minister (not President !) Tim Horton

Describing yourself as “hot as shit” is questionable advertising.

So she wasn’t a virgin.

Swiss Army knife. I’ve carried one in my pocket for decades. It has saved my life a few times. (OK, maybe I’m exaggerating a bit).

You are right, only asking for $200/hour is a red flag.. TGTBT low prices are a common tactic of scammers.

Virtue signaling Colorful socks

Many years ago I joined the military almost fresh out of high school. During training they had an army medic give us an old school briefing on the dangers of STDs, complete with pictures. Penises with open, oozing sores. Blue waffles. Sphincters with large, multiple, genital warts that looked...

She almost looks and acts like a robot.

I always assumed that I was “average“. But according to the size chart I am “small”. Ouch. 😣

I’m guessing it will still be a few decades before the sex robots take over.