Recent content by CapnMaynards

I haven't seen an SP in over a year. I've been trying to make it in the world with dating apps. Dating sucks. I have to pay a $60/month subscription just to get matches, and when I do get matches, some of them unmatch immediately (they swiped by mistake), some just never reply to my message...

I don't even look at them, completely pointless to me. Plus I feel a part of it is rating the person rather than the service they provide, and I'm not into that.

Born in 1990. I remember "the puberty talk" at school in the 5th grade. They told us what sperm and eggs were. It was only when one kid asked "How does the sperm reach the egg?" that they told us the penis goes in the vagina and that's what sex is. I remember feeling like I was just told the...

Not my place to pass judgment. There are definitely things about my face and body I'd like to change, can't hold it against someone for doing something about it. Of course like anything it's possible to go overboard or do it for the wrong reasons. Generally I think that when it comes to your...

Good, fuck em, they're a waste of space.

Any sadness I have at no longer being able to afford seeing her is completely eclipsed by my empathetic happiness for her success. Furthermore, the times I shared with her are retroactively even more treasured by me because I can fully appreciate how fortunate I was to see her.

I went from once every 4-6 weeks to just one so far at the very beginning of the year. Sucks all over.

I'm open about it with friends. I only conceal it from family. Other than that, I couldn't give a crap what anyone thinks.

I had an ex who called me daddy. I found it weird. I prefer to be talked to like a dog.

I won't volunteer the information and I'll tip-toe around it, but if asked directly I will not lie. I won't lie about any aspect of my personal history to anyone I have a relationship with, it's not something I can comfortably live with. I've been asked and told the truth, I've been with...

They're never, ever cool with it. Once they find out I've slept with providers they're no longer interested.

I've never gotten anything close to that vibe from a provider, but I've gotten it from civilian women. Seeing providers is what gave me the confidence to pursue a relationship, but having seen providers seems to have disqualified me from dating - at the very least, it's been an issue that...

Consent. Nothing turns me on like not being rejected.

I fucking love it, it drives me wild.

Release order, of course! BTW, starting tonight the Rio Theatre is doing late niight screenings of the original trilogy with a movie per night. A New Hope is tonight, Empire tomorrow and Jedi on Saturday.