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HB40

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So I book a duo this evening and show up…

But I’m not going to tell you anything about it, this one should be kept a secret because it’s just too good to tell about. Well OK, I can tell you it was Kendra and Lanya at Elite Retreat, but that is it! A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. No, an emasculine manly mans man of a man mamas boy man of men never reveals the details of romantic intimacies to dishonor the debutante damsels we defile. But who am I kidding, I just don’t want you guys knowing what I get so you can get it too. :mad:

I know what you scoundrels are like, I can’t have you getting all kinds of ideas and making your lists and stuff. No, no, some things I have to keep to myself….If you knew about the way they came in while I was still toweling, the making out, tit licking and touching, crawling and rubbing, face sitting, stroking, CBJ, RCG, orgasms, condom change, tit licking, DATY, CBJ, BLS, more face sitting, CBJ, CG, grinding, moaning, rocking, orgasms, recuperate, massage, roaming hands, kneading and coaxing, double dildo, ribbing, pussy tricks, orgasms, tit licking, face sitting, hand jobs, reverse face sitting, exhaustion, story telling, shower fun, making out, making the bed, making out, a soft sweet kiss with promise for more, hugs, bum grabbing and the best compliments a fella could ask for….no sir, I’m keeping that all to myself! :p

I know you guys would just go right down there with all your fancy clothes and good manners, smart talking, chivalry, spiffy hygiene with your shaved balls and trimmings, all tall and handsome, broad shoulders with your abs and pecs and dangly things, treating them nice and getting all sorts of special treats and attentive service. Well go ahead, see if I care! :rolleyes:

All I know is I got the best duo session ever! And I can go see them again!
Especially Lanya, she is my angel, you know….the one who whispers in your ear to do naughty things. :eek:
I warned her we needed to be on our best behaviour with the boss around, hopefully I didn’t get her into any trouble. ;)

Thank you ladies, what a rocking romp! Kendra, another one for my record books. :D
 

HB40

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Did you pay extra for the "making out" part without asking first?

( I assume it involved some "kissy kissy"?)
"the making out"....who said it was with me?!? :rolleyes: ;)

No kissing, except for a little one to say goodbye. Kissing should not be automatically assumed, especially with duos. Too many other body parts to lick and things, you have to know the girls and all be real comfortable with each other to venture into that free for all. No, all a good duo needs is lots of condoms, wipes, sanitizer and warm towels. :)
 

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Duos Rock at Elite!!!

HB40, thank you for this positive duo review after that messy thread Markl posted yesterday! You can never go wrong with Kendra and her Elite Team!!;)
 

HB40

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HB40, thank you for this self-aggrandizing and exaggerated duo review after that completely useless and attention whoring thread Markl posted yesterday!
Fixed that for you.
One more edit, I think it's finally fixed now. :rolleyes: :)



You can never go wrong with Kendra and her Elite Team!!;)
Wait until you see who she has coming back now!!! And oh boy does she ever have some wicked good duo suggestions! Kendra is a force, someone who actually cares about not only hers, but this business overall, and is always thinking of ways to make us guys happy. :D

I would see her more but I would get way too in love with her....she knows. :eek: :(
 

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All I know is I got the best duo session ever! And I can go see them again!
Especially Lanya, she is my angel, you know….the one who whispers in your ear to do naughty things. :eek:
I was able to get a return visit with Lanya. What a super nice girl she is! Our schedules didn't match up but she was more than willing to adjust her plans to work with me and come in off shift. Luckily the studio management agreed to my request because it essentially takes a room away from a girl who is on shift and I don't want to put someone out. It was a slow night though so no harm done, good thing too since we went way overtime, I covered the added room fees or it would have come out of her own pocket, I would expect any gentleman to do the same.

Lanya is a knockout! Truly a 10 in every sense. Drop dead gorgeous, smoking hot all natural body, beaming smile with sexy eyes, outgoing and fun personality, young and energetic, smart and funny, just a normal girl who is comfortable to be with. And humble to a fault, I don't think she realizes how hot she is and seems genuinely demure and modest despite the way I fawn over her. She is new to the business but I think she will be in it for a while, when word gets around she is going to be very popular.

Session wise, OMG she likes sex! This young woman doesn't need any direction, she knows what she likes and is very in tune with a mans desires. There is nothing make believe with her, she is refreshingly open and honest. CBJ only and kissing is hopefully YMMV, If I'm lucky maybe a few more trips around the block will get me riding shotgun. I really like her and can't see why anyone else wouldn't. Lanya is a gem.

Donations at ER are 300, which includes 50 for the room. Sure it's cheaper with travelling or independant girls, even some studios are better bargains now. But for me, the ambiance and ammenities at Elite Retreat make it a spa of distinction. Add the fact you get to spend a glorious hour with Lanya or any of the amazing girls there and it's pretty good VFM in my books. I always come away with a smile and a spring in my step satisfied with money well spent.

Thank you Lanya, see you soon! :)
 
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