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Swedish Touch frisking clients

vanboy0

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Swedish Touch security frisked me downstairs before entering the elevator.

I was told by a very rude security person, who I intend on getting his name to later file a complaint, that the Swedish Touch girls have to be protected from creeps.

I considered his conduct an insult and did not stay.

So if you don't like being touched all over, don't go to Swedish Touch.

That place is sinking like a ship. It will not be around after the Olympics.

I think their lease is now month to month.

Brandis is on thin ice with Vancouver Police and the City and their liquor license is not set in stone.

Brandy, I'm disappointed. I never thought things would end up like this.
 

athaire

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Swedish Touch security frisked me downstairs before entering the elevator.

I was told by a very rude security person, who I intend on getting his name to later file a complaint, that the Swedish Touch girls have to be protected from creeps.

I considered his conduct an insult and did not stay.

So if you don't like being touched all over, don't go to Swedish Touch.

That place is sinking like a ship. It will not be around after the Olympics.

I think their lease is now month to month.

Brandis is on thin ice with Vancouver Police and the City and their liquor license is not set in stone.

Brandy, I'm disappointed. I never thought things would end up like this.
LOL....they obviously know who you are and know you are a stalker......I am sure that the girls were glad that a creep like you chose to move along after being found out.......good on Swedish Touch......
 

ThisEndUp

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Swedish Touch security frisked me downstairs before entering the elevator.

I was told by a very rude security person, who I intend on getting his name to later file a complaint, that the Swedish Touch girls have to be protected from creeps.

I considered his conduct an insult and did not stay.

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give security guy big tip from girls :D
 

Thatotherguy

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I was told by a very rude security person, who I intend on getting his name to later file a complaint, that the Swedish Touch girls have to be protected from creeps.
So you're saying that you were discriminated against for being a creep. :rolleyes:
 

kanyewest3

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I saw this post on the front page and thought "WTF???"... but as soon as I saw the username, it all made sense. :rolleyes:

You should have told that rent-a-cop "I'm not a creep! I'm vanboy!!!!" That would have shown him!
 

TheSilkenBadger

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Swedish Touch security frisked me downstairs before entering the elevator.

I was told by a very rude security person, who I intend on getting his name to later file a complaint, that the Swedish Touch girls have to be protected from creeps.

I considered his conduct an insult and did not stay.

So if you don't like being touched all over, don't go to Swedish Touch.

That place is sinking like a ship. It will not be around after the Olympics.

I think their lease is now month to month.

Brandis is on thin ice with Vancouver Police and the City and their liquor license is not set in stone.

Brandy, I'm disappointed. I never thought things would end up like this.
I.m not getting this So did they frisk you downstairs or did they "Frisk you downstairs"..wouldn't that constitute a Hand job Solo (star wars reference) or hand release.

If so did you give your money in an envelope for the guard with a generous tip for street side service..

Don't tell me let me guess you went all drama on them right?? Thought so..
 

vanboy0

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Considering the minimal IQ level of the posters in this thread I usually wouldn't follow up since you all seem so disgustingly stupid and childish.

Nevertheless, since some of you have little brain power left, I will reinterate exactly what happened.

First off, I'm not a creep. Just because I petition for Madame Cleos to reopen like bostich does doesn't mean I'm a bostich.

There's two security people in the lobby. I believe they are Brandis dudes. Their job is to check Brandis patrons for narcotics and weapons before going upstairs as Brandis has had their liquor license almost suspended for too many cop visits.

They're not supposed to harass Swedish Touch clients. Why would it matter since you're going to be naked in the room anyways.

Security people aren't supposed to be rude. They have a job to do but that doesn't include speaking in a duerogatory manner to a patron and using language that would make a patron feel insulted.

Suggesting a patron is a creep isn't part of the security person's job.

Secondly, Swedish Touch patrons are supposed to be escorted into the elevator alone, not with Brandis patrons. I was tossed in with everyone else.

I'm going to get the name of that dude and take him upstairs to Swedish Touch and make sure he gets embarrassed.
 

oppai

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For someone with a high IQ you sure make a lot of spelling and grammatical errors.

Perhaps you should consider that maybe the way YOU view yourself is not how others view you? I'm not implying anything, but any time someone treats me poorly or seems negatively reactionary towards me I ponder what I may have done to provoke the situation. Sometimes they are just having a bad day or the last person they talked to rubbed them the wrong way so they became "on guard" or "rude".

Frisking itself doesn't seem like a big deal but if they are treating the customers poorly that is something to be brought up with management upstairs as they have control of who does their security, and how.
 

anonanon

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Swedish Touch security frisked me downstairs before entering the elevator.

I was told by a very rude security person, who I intend on getting his name to later file a complaint, that the Swedish Touch girls have to be protected from creeps.

I considered his conduct an insult and did not stay.

So if you don't like being touched all over, don't go to Swedish Touch.

That place is sinking like a ship. It will not be around after the Olympics.

I think their lease is now month to month.

Brandis is on thin ice with Vancouver Police and the City and their liquor license is not set in stone.

Brandy, I'm disappointed. I never thought things would end up like this.
The thing is, you ARE a creep. The security guard was just doing his job. Bravo to him! :)

Considering the minimal IQ level of the posters in this thread I usually wouldn't follow up since you all seem so disgustingly stupid and childish.

Nevertheless, since some of you have little brain power left, I will reinterate exactly what happened.

First off, I'm not a creep. Just because I petition for Madame Cleos to reopen like bostich does doesn't mean I'm a bostich.

There's two security people in the lobby. I believe they are Brandis dudes. Their job is to check Brandis patrons for narcotics and weapons before going upstairs as Brandis has had their liquor license almost suspended for too many cop visits.

They're not supposed to harass Swedish Touch clients. Why would it matter since you're going to be naked in the room anyways.

Security people aren't supposed to be rude. They have a job to do but that doesn't include speaking in a duerogatory manner to a patron and using language that would make a patron feel insulted.

Suggesting a patron is a creep isn't part of the security person's job.

Secondly, Swedish Touch patrons are supposed to be escorted into the elevator alone, not with Brandis patrons. I was tossed in with everyone else.

I'm going to get the name of that dude and take him upstairs to Swedish Touch and make sure he gets embarrassed.
I'm sure you don't want us to compare you to bostich, we don't. You are two different people, and we know this!

If you feel like you were treated so badly then you have three options!

  1. Never go back!
  2. Go back and ask why
  3. Bitch about it on PERB!

Now most of us would choose one or two, someone in this thread chose three...:rolleyes:
 

anonanon

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I think that Vanboy liked being frisked by another guy....:eek: :p
 

Harmony-bc

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The people downstairs are there to frisk Brandi's customers. They were put there by the city and are not Brandi's choice. They are there to keep gang members, drugs, and weapons out of the club.

If you tell them that you are going to the touch, they are not supposed to touch you, but sometimes they do. If you go before 8:00pm, then of course you miss the bouncers all together.
 

Im Cuming

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The people downstairs are there to frisk Brandi's customers. They were put there by the city and are not Brandi's choice. They are there to keep gang members, drugs, and weapons out of the club.

If you tell them that you are going to the touch, they are not supposed to touch you, but sometimes they do. If you go before 8:00pm, then of course you miss the bouncers all together.
Can always count on "Harmony" for Brains and Beauty!:p:p:p:p:)
 

anonanon

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I think he should review it. Hey vanboy, how about it? How did the security guard rate for L A S? Would you repeat?
Oh please no, I don't think there is enough space left over on the internet for a full out review of the place by him! :p

The people downstairs are there to frisk Brandi's customers. They were put there by the city and are not Brandi's choice. They are there to keep gang members, drugs, and weapons out of the club.

If you tell them that you are going to the touch, they are not supposed to touch you, but sometimes they do. If you go before 8:00pm, then of course you miss the bouncers all together.
I've never been hassled going to either place on my visits there. But then again who doesn't love the BananaMan? :D



OK, now I'm ready. :D
Oh oh, grab me some popcorn too! :D
 

athaire

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Awesome drama pic......and with that goof Vanboy around there is bound to be some....lol...
 
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Fortunately I don't know who you the poster is personally so I won't get into personal attacks. Regardless of the clubs policies and I am sure they have good reasons to frisk the patrons due to the stupidity of a few brainless individuals but I don't think I would like to be frisk by some muscle bound idiot either. Thanks for the heads up as I like to keep low key and wouldn't want to bring attention on myself, so unfortunately I would not go to the Swedish touch either......
 
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