My latest ADDICTION!!

[anonanon]

I must Try

Ohhhh yes you must! They are amazing!

And just think, the nutrition of a banana mixed with the powerful energy of high quality whey protein powder in a tasty mixture that is the color of BLOND....

Could nature make a more perfect beverage?

I THINK NOT!

 

[HB40]

And I'm super glad it's your goal to impress and emulate me! Now tell me about the blonds, were they platinum? That would have to just throw the whole thing into overdrive for me! First it's a Orange Mango Banana Vivanno Smoothie, then a hot duo with blonds!

Not platinum, one lady has streaks in her hair, it suits her perfectly. She is soooo much fun, blonds definitely do it right!

The other girl is the most natural blond I've ever met! I understand what the term "fine as frogs hair" means, she has tiny blond hair all over her body, soft as satin and only visible under the right light. And contrary to popular belief she is an actual genius, I mean seriously, photographic memory and everything.

I'm glad I was able to impress you, but I can't possibly maintain your standard to properly emulate you.
I have resigned to my fate of only achieving mediocrity, with flashes of brilliance.

 

[anonanon]

Not platinum, one lady has streaks in her hair, it suits her perfectly. She is soooo much fun, blonds definitely do it right!

The other girl is the most natural blond I've ever met! I understand what the term "fine as frogs hair" means, she has tiny blond hair all over her body, soft as satin and only visible under the right light. And contrary to popular belief she is an actual genius, I mean seriously, photographic memory and everything.

I'm glad I was able to impress you, but I can't possibly maintain your standard to properly emulate you.
I have resigned to my fate of only achieving mediocrity, with flashes of brilliance.

Oh yea, blonds most certainly do it right! And I must say, I know exactly what your talking about with the small, soft, ultra fine hairs on a true blonds body. Very nice...

Well, if you can't emulate me then that's fine, only really room for one blond connoisseur online in any case. But I'm always looking for apprentices!