Should I advertise?

[HB40]

Oh my God, that truly is the funniest thing I have ever read on here!! You absolutely did make my day!! Take advantage of the red HB, cause good things never last too long!! Rock on Baby! You actually gave me some ideas......to be continued. *big grin*
xoxo ~eden~ oh, and still I have the giggles

Thank you Eden, OMG that last session we had was awesome! I don't usually talk dirty but you bring out another side of me, and wow you fucked me good!

I'm trying to take advantage of being red, it's surprising the new privileges I have.....so where is that secret SP lounge anyway?

 

[HBM1]

How about noon on Friday? This is definately going to require the full "clown pimp" treatment. And probably a whip.....

 

[HB40]

How about noon on Friday? This is definately going to require the full "clown pimp" treatment. And probably a whip.....

Hmmmm, dom sessions...I never thought of that.
I think I got binder twine, duct tape, cattle prod, cricket bat and a swiffer kicking around. It may sound crude but I guarantee you will be teased and DENIED!!!


OK, I'm still red! It's nice and all but I'm starting to get a little worried, I mean there was that ONE time I gave my CC to a girl on CL....but she seemed sooooo nice!

 

[Right Said Fred]

Hmmmm, dom sessions...I never thought of that.
I think I got binder twine, duct tape, cattle prod, cricket bat and a swiffer kicking around. It may sound crude but I guarantee you will be teased and DENIED!!!


OK, I'm still red! It's nice and all but I'm starting to get a little worried, I mean there was that ONE time I gave my CC to a girl on CL....but she seemed sooooo nice!

What the heck are you going to do with a swiffer? lol

 

[HB40]

What the heck are you going to do with a swiffer? lol

Well for any session with a guy I will need my 10 foot pole, plus it tickles.

i dont know but HB40 seems to have everything an agency are looking for.
Service oriented, responsible, BFE= YMMV and he bring his swiffer

Well my offer to represent you is still there HB40

What about We make an auction for who will have the first date with you ?

...W
...

Thanks West, I may need some help, I have to do something to drum up some business. Sheesh, this is a tough gig!

An auction?!? Am I some piece of meat or just a sex object? I love the idea!!

 

[jim]

Omfg

West buddy,

You have always provided top notch talent and your website pics have never been anything but authentic. But really??? I feel that as a public service I must inform all the perbites that the photo of HB40 is a FRAUD!

 

[HB40]

I Have already in mind the title of my first ads fr you :

(((((((( IF YOU DESERVED THE BEST >> HB40 BFE << FIRST TIME IN ALBERTA )))))))))

you see i am ready HB40 PROFILE NOW ONLINE

OMG! ROTFLMAO! That is hilarious, but 50? What happened to the age formula, or does that only apply to the girls?

OK, the picture was taken a few years ago and I've gone through a few changes....but the handful is still there.

It's all in good fun folks, I won't be quitting my day job.

 

[xxxbrian]

LOL too funny

 

[HNG50]

does HB40 offer "Greek"??? ROFLMAO

 

[HB40]

does HB40 offer "Greek"??? ROFLMAO

I don't offer it, it takes too much preparation and I hate fasting for a week.

 

[cozy1]

Hb40

Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HB40]

Well I'm not red anymore, it was fun while it lasted.

So all you girls can stop calling me now!

 

[Markl]

Ahhh, all the gals will be complaining now HB40... another male SP lost to the mists...

At least now they might not shout "HB40!" when they have a chance encounter with you on the street.

 

[xxxbrian]

and Markl was just about ready to build you a web site ( his post in the GD area )

lol

 

[Markl]

I don't want to handle his jpgs xxxbrian, eww.. prolly sticky!

 

[HB40]

Ahhh, all the gals will be complaining now HB40... another male SP lost to the mists...

At least now they might not shout "HB40!" when they have a chance encounter with you on the street.

Not lost to the mists my friend....Into the Mystic

It's like I'm always in a fog, and the girls are calling me home and all I want is to rock some gypsy souls. It's metaphorical reflecting this song, a favourite of mine.
BTW, if I do say so myself, I think I look an awful lot like Colin James.

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