After exchanging a couple of emails with a provider have done some reflection and feel we as unregulated reviewers should be very carefull if we decide to throw a provider under the bus with a bad review...Now Im not talking the rip off artist (we can rip them) Im talking the legit provider who we may not click with or may of had a bad day at the office...or we take offence to because they wont partake in some activity we want...I have read a few reviews where the provider as a matter of safety or even dignity has declined a client his request only to have that client rip them apart here...This is the providers livelyhood we are playing with..how they support thier family...I think if we had a great experence they by all means share it...but if it was a personel issue do you think its fair that we tanish thier reputation because our feelings are hurt?
Mean Spirited Reviews
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If a girl has a good reputation and we just don't click, I'll just move on because there's really nothing to criticize. Two well-reviewed SPs that I didn't click with were Lauren from Penthouse back in the day and Paige at 50th. I think Lauren and I are both a little introverted, so when two introverts meet it's hard to break the ice and so the session just felt forced. I remember thinking Lauren and I probably would have hit it off much better in the real world instead of the funhouse MP environment. Not sure what happened with Paige, but it was almost like when two people try to get out of each other's way but end up moving in the same direction -- we just never really got into a groove. I'm sure this is my loss as almost everyone else seems to be head over heels for her. But with both Lauren and Paige I could tell they were trying hard to be friendly and accommodating, so it's just one of those little quirks of life.
Worst session I ever had was Kelly @ XTC, where she checked out my dick so much for STIs I thought I was in a clinic. Then she lets out a big ol' sigh about 10 minutes into a HJ, and it was pretty clear she wasn't into it. The only way I came was to close my eyes and imagine I was in one of those dom sessions where they insult you on purpose
. To top it off, I was in and out of the studio and back in my car after half an hour. She deserved a bad review, and so I gave her one.
I think in this business like most others, enthusiasm goes a long way. If the SP tries hard to make sure I have a good time, I'm pretty much ok with whatever else happens or doesn't happen. If she makes it very clear she'd rather be elsewhere, that's almost unforgiveable to me given the amount of money sessions cost. Bottom line is it's a two-way street.
Worst session I ever had was Kelly @ XTC, where she checked out my dick so much for STIs I thought I was in a clinic. Then she lets out a big ol' sigh about 10 minutes into a HJ, and it was pretty clear she wasn't into it. The only way I came was to close my eyes and imagine I was in one of those dom sessions where they insult you on purpose
. To top it off, I was in and out of the studio and back in my car after half an hour. She deserved a bad review, and so I gave her one.I think in this business like most others, enthusiasm goes a long way. If the SP tries hard to make sure I have a good time, I'm pretty much ok with whatever else happens or doesn't happen. If she makes it very clear she'd rather be elsewhere, that's almost unforgiveable to me given the amount of money sessions cost. Bottom line is it's a two-way street.
Pefb???
This is a review board not a fan board.
Do movie reviewers only give out 5 stars to all movies?? Grow up a bit and recognize that most of the fellows on this board can tell the difference between someone who a reviewer doesn't 'click' with and someone who may not be up to Edmonton standards.
If I wanted to only read positive reviews I'd stick to some of the providers own sites that provide 'sanitized' reviews.
This is a review board not a fan board.
Do movie reviewers only give out 5 stars to all movies?? Grow up a bit and recognize that most of the fellows on this board can tell the difference between someone who a reviewer doesn't 'click' with and someone who may not be up to Edmonton standards.
If I wanted to only read positive reviews I'd stick to some of the providers own sites that provide 'sanitized' reviews.
hey all. i agree with jims comment here, this is a REVIEW board, and is meant for REVIEWS, good or bad. basically are you suggesting that if an SP gives bad service we should just hide our heads under the sand and let her continue doing so to others? i agree that sometimes the sessions just wont click, but we can see that. however there are some bad apples out there that just should not be allowed to work in a studio. ive always maintained that if she is in it just for the money, shes in the wrong business. i pay good money for what i expect to recieve so even if she doesnt find me attractive, give me the time of fun that i paid for otherwise dont take me or my money into that room. on the other hand it is also obvious when someone can try to deliberately give a bad review, as such all reviews here should be taken with a grain of salt. do you swear by the movie reviews or do you say i got to check it out for myself?
For me, I have changed the way I write reviews. I try to no longer use the numbering system as I find it demeaning and subjective. If I have a bad time I say so. if I have a great time I say so. I think what we have to do is remember that we are reviewing people, and try not to write too personally...
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On the other hand jim, it's all fun and games until an sp commits suicide because of a string of bad reviews that hurt her personally. They really do put themselves (i.e. their personal selves) out there in this business. Some care should be had...This is a review board not a fan board.
Do movie reviewers only give out 5 stars to all movies?? Grow up a bit and recognize that most of the fellows on this board can tell the difference between someone who a reviewer doesn't 'click' with and someone who may not be up to Edmonton standards.
If I wanted to only read positive reviews I'd stick to some of the providers own sites that provide 'sanitized' reviews.
That said, I agree, it is a review board, not a fan board. Although, I do not really give "negative" reviews per se, just less than stellar reviews...
Bang on there old man..This is a review board not a fan board.
Do movie reviewers only give out 5 stars to all movies?? Grow up a bit and recognize that most of the fellows on this board can tell the difference between someone who a reviewer doesn't 'click' with and someone who may not be up to Edmonton standards.
If I wanted to only read positive reviews I'd stick to some of the providers own sites that provide 'sanitized' reviews.
Its a review.. If all we write are the good ones, Whats the ponit of this place then?
I'm here to fill you in on what are good and Bad sessions.
for what ever reasons, they can go either way.
I'm not going to pussy foot around a poor review, nor will I shy away from writing a good one.
Its not hard to see if a trend starts with a SP with bad reviews, if they are consitantly
bad you can tell its not just a "click" thing.
So Yes I'll write both good and bad, for the amount of money we dish out its only fair.
If a SP can't take it, or gets repeated bad reviews, then maybe they should change
their service, or get out of the business.
Good and bad ....
Everyone benefits from good and bad reviews. Providers learn what clients are looking for and looking to avoid. Pooners get a preview of what they can expect. It doesn't have to get too personal. As long as you stick to the service provided then its helpful. I read a thread lately where guys are commenting over and over on the SP's face and how it isn't as hot as her body. Come on .. thats mean and something she can't change so whats the point. Looks are so subjective anyways.
Everyone benefits from good and bad reviews. Providers learn what clients are looking for and looking to avoid. Pooners get a preview of what they can expect. It doesn't have to get too personal. As long as you stick to the service provided then its helpful. I read a thread lately where guys are commenting over and over on the SP's face and how it isn't as hot as her body. Come on .. thats mean and something she can't change so whats the point. Looks are so subjective anyways.
It's one thing to post both positive reviews along with negative ones, but one has to be creful on both sides in being over positive and over negative. We've all seen examples of that numerous times...
i agree with jewel here. it should not be based on how she looks entirely because she cant help it. the reviews should be solely based on the services provided, the cost of said services/value for money and the truthfulness of the advertisement (does she really provided GFE or is she really 120lbs) lets be honest here, let us guys know what we are getting into and you will be rewarded just as well.
I agree as well it is a review board. But sometimes if there is no chemistry it's not going to be the best session and you should mention that just as threepeat says at the top. If she truely is a poor SP then it deserves to be written.
I think that refusing to post negative reviews is very enlightened, except of course if the provider is fat.
Using a numerical system to rate a girl is also very demeaning, which cheapens the otherwise edifying experience of anonymously exchanging money for sex in massage parlours and brothels.
Using a numerical system to rate a girl is also very demeaning, which cheapens the otherwise edifying experience of anonymously exchanging money for sex in massage parlours and brothels.
I like Fuzzy Thumpers reviews, they're so convoluted you can't tell if it's positive or negative.
Yes you can.... If it is positive, she likes bunnies, if it is negative, she doesn't like bunnies... Never demeaning to the girl but he does state that she is not his cup of tea...I like Fuzzy Thumpers reviews, they're so convoluted you can't tell if it's positive or negative.
I write reviews the way I see them. I'm not twisted about having a bad session but I just want to make other informed pooners aware of the session I experienced. My intention with any review is not to drown or heighten a SPs career in the industry but just a share of information. Having said that, this is a personal hobby and YMMV should be read into every review out there. A girl I hate, another guy might love but if I can save a fellow pooner $$$ and an hour he can never get back, I'll write the damned review (Thank you very much).
For example, I recently wrote a review on a girl who used to work at legends (Nevea??) with whom I had not the best of sessions. Subsequent reviews indicated that she had changed how she treats customers and that makes it a win, win for all of us.
Happy pooning.
For example, I recently wrote a review on a girl who used to work at legends (Nevea??) with whom I had not the best of sessions. Subsequent reviews indicated that she had changed how she treats customers and that makes it a win, win for all of us.
Happy pooning.
I think it's important to remember that a review is only one person's experience. If an SP has generally good reviews but then gets one bad one, most people will chalk it up to a bad day or someone's different viewpoint. but if an SP has nothing but bad reviews, that tells a pretty compelling story. In my opinion this is all the more reason to share all experiences; good and bad.
I gotta admit, i hadn't considered that possibility... LOL!
That's the best damned rebuttal I've heard in a long long time.
2 thumbs up!
To write or not to write?
I'm a bit shy when it comes to flaming SP's. If I have a bad experience I may mention it, but seldom mention the SP's name. If I have a good or great session then hell ya, I mention her name. Generally I think this will work, because if you can't find any information on a particular SP, then it should be buyer beware.
I had a duo session so bad that one of the 2 SP's tried using a swing by jumping into it face first and backwards, and she was the better of the 2 by far. I had to show her how to use it. There was no touching the other SP in any way, and she never smiled once that I remember. Niether SP was particularly healthy either. Ever seen 2 SP's use plastic sheets on each other? You guessed it.
In there defence, they where both very green newbee's so I choose not to give there name's. It was my mistake for being stupid enough to pay $$$$$$ for a promise that they would be as good as my last duo. I'd rate them a 1.5 out of 10.
The duo I had before theirs was with Kendra and Savannah, and that was very close to a perfect 10.
P.S. Neither of the poor SP's has any reviews I've seen, and I did complain to the person they report to, but never got any satisfaction. Live and Learn.
Massage-Lover
I'm a bit shy when it comes to flaming SP's. If I have a bad experience I may mention it, but seldom mention the SP's name. If I have a good or great session then hell ya, I mention her name. Generally I think this will work, because if you can't find any information on a particular SP, then it should be buyer beware.
I had a duo session so bad that one of the 2 SP's tried using a swing by jumping into it face first and backwards, and she was the better of the 2 by far. I had to show her how to use it. There was no touching the other SP in any way, and she never smiled once that I remember. Niether SP was particularly healthy either. Ever seen 2 SP's use plastic sheets on each other? You guessed it.
In there defence, they where both very green newbee's so I choose not to give there name's. It was my mistake for being stupid enough to pay $$$$$$ for a promise that they would be as good as my last duo. I'd rate them a 1.5 out of 10.
The duo I had before theirs was with Kendra and Savannah, and that was very close to a perfect 10.
P.S. Neither of the poor SP's has any reviews I've seen, and I did complain to the person they report to, but never got any satisfaction. Live and Learn.
Massage-Lover
