Going to Frankfurt in late October advice?

[DeafLeper]

Hello all. I'm going to Germany later this year and I thought I'd throw a line out to see if you've got any advice for someone who:

1) Doesn't speak German
2) is Asian.

I've read TanMan's thread and got a pretty good feel for the scene. I'm just wondering if there is any advice for a newbie to it. For example:

1) Should I join a guided tour of FKK clubs?
2) Any other cities I should visit besides Frankfurt.
3) When is the best time to show up?
4) Are there any scams I should be aware of?

In return for your generosity, I promise to provide a full report when I get back.

 

[uncleg]

Not speaking German isn't an issue. Most Germans under fifty speak English, it's taught in school as a second language. Also it's preparation for the next time we set out to invade England.
Being Asian is not an issue, actually most German men consider Asian women to be exotic and go to great lengths and distances to f**k them, Thailand, Vietnam etc. Doesn't seem to hold as true the other way around, German women finding Asian men exotic.
Forget the tours, it's a waste of time and money.
Other cities, try Dusseldorf, Colonge, Munich, and of course Berlin.
Best time to show up ??? On time would help. If it's a question as to time of the year, then keep in mind the weather is about the same as here, just usualy not as wet.
If you're going pooning in any of the Red Light districts, watch out for the "companion bars".
You go in for a drink and some good looking broad will join you, have you buy her a drink, etc. She lead you on for awhile, have a few more drinks and then you find out she wouldn't do you for love or money. Then you get the bill which will be large, she's been drinking champagne ( ginger ale ). Also, street walkers are not legal, but they will work these districts. Get caught with them and you are SOL.
Most important, ignore any advise from Sperminator, buy Hugo Boss, there's nothing wrong with being a Nazi. My father was one and I turned out just fine.

 

[uncleg]

I don't care about your Nazi upbringing, quite frankly. I just want the Asian dude NOT to buy any Boss suits there, that's all.

Bigot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SFMIKE]

He is going in October so he cannot go to the Oktoberfest.

Unless he is there before October 4.

 

[DeafLeper]

Best time to show up ??? On time would help.

Thanks for the advice.

I meant what time of day is best in the FKK clubs. Yes, I know I could have been clearer

And yes I'll miss Oktoberfest

OK. I'm off to learn some German.

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

Here's my advice:


4.) Bring me back a Mont Blanc pen (or two or three or four or more)--they're the ONLY example of fine German engineering.


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That statement alone speaks volumes about both your taste and intellect (or lack thereof)! Although I own several MB pens their key chains fall apart in a couple of months.

If this is a pooning holiday then you're going to the wrong country. The only thing I can recommend is FKK clubs. Plenty of variety and your money will go further than most of the smaller private establishments.

 

[DeafLeper]

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If this is a pooning holiday then you're going to the wrong country. The only thing I can recommend is FKK clubs. Plenty of variety and your money will go further than most of the smaller private establishments.

OK. Thanks for the advice. I'll go to one or two of the FKK clubs. I take it you recommend going somewhere further east like the Czech Republic?

It's not strictly a pooning holiday. I'm going because I really need to get away from Vancouver for just a little while and Germany sounded interesting.

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

You're only saying that because you don't like me. What the hell sort of Mont Blanc pen has a key chain on it?

You're right I don't like you. I'm not sure what the exact reason was but the two that come to mind are your dog eating pictures and your cum eating stories. You just come across as a snivelling narcissistic douche bag!

No MB pens come with key chains I was referring to the MB key chains.

DL: I would definitely recommend hitting Prague for some decent pooning. If you just want to get away and you're not committed to Germany many give Brazil some thought. Its a man's heaven and your money will go way further and you'll come back with a chaffed dick from grade A Brazilian bundas!

 

[JustCallMeR]

I'd consider spending at least 2 or 3 days in Hamburg. The fastest of the express trains from Frankfurt will get you there in about 3 1/2 hours and cost you about $170 return.

You'll be happy as a tourist and as a pooner, plus the nightclubs and music are great!

As far as the redlight district goes, there's the good and the bad. Use your common sense and you'll enjoy yourself!

 

[uncleg]

OK. Thanks for the advice. I'll go to one or two of the FKK clubs. I take it you recommend going somewhere further east like the Czech Republic?

It's not strictly a pooning holiday. I'm going because I really need to get away from Vancouver for just a little while and Germany sounded interesting.

Yes, go to Czech Republic, Slovakia and don't miss Hungary. Some of the best looking women in the world in that part of the world.

 

[myrmidon]

Glad You Enjoyed Tanman's reports ...

They inspired my own tour just this past April. I covered the week`s activities in several reports, beginning with: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=107775 . This report contains information for a newbie to Germany and FKK`s, including references to other sources of info that you should be aware of. For an ongoing discussion of FKK`s or Brazilian Termas, an excellent resource is http://Internationalsexguide.info/forum . Give it a look and include http://worldsexguide.com/forum . You`ll be glad you did.

If you are going to that part of the world, chances are you will land at Frankfurt as it is a hub airport, behind only Heathrow and Charles DeGalle in terms of volume of traffic.

Time of year is important for visiting Frankfurt which is a key city for Messes, which are trade fairs. This is a large part of their income. See: http://frankfurt-interaktiv.de/fran...etermine_4.html for your period. This is a key auto parts show. These messes affect the FKK`s: More pooners, more and better quality ladies. To beat the system: show up before 8 PM.

Frankfurt is close to two of the Hessen 3 FKKs: Palace http://www.the-palace.de/index_en.php , Oase http://www.fkk-oase.de/home-en-1.php which are both easily visited from Frankfurt, and World http://www.fkk-world.de/

FKKs are located all over Germany. Palace, Oase and Artemis in Berlin are thought to be three of the top ones.

As to best time to go: they open generally around mid-day and close around 4 - 5 AM; best time is from about 4 PM till 8 - 9 PM when you will see both the day and night shifts. As to time of year, summer is preferred for the clubs like Oase with outdoor facilities. See my reports .

The clubs have women from all over Easter Europe, Brazil, Thailand etc.

German is not essential. Particularly in the clubs. I was approached by the ladies who quickly changed to English as required. Their abilities to converse varied, but the message was always clear.

Your ethnic origin should not be a problem. Frankfurt is very cosmopolitan and people from all over the world come to the messes. Palace is a particular destination for mess guests because it is right in Frankfurt.

For more info, see my posts or PM me. BTW, I am planning a return in April, FYI.

BTW: Part 1: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=107775
Part 2: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=107783
Part 3: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=107822
Part 4: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=107823
Part 5: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=107824

 

[myrmidon]

That's why the FKKs are so appealing - there are ladies from all the former Soviet Bloc, Poland etc. You find the exotic without the hassle of travel to the countries of origin.

 

[uncleg]

I read somewhere they are big on drugging visitors and then robbing them. Any idea about that?

I never had problem. Ask EuroSzabina, she's from that part of the world I believe.

 

[greatshark]

What about Berlin?

Do they have a regular red light district like in Amsterdam, where you can see the girls at the windows? Are there a lot of girls there at the windows? Quality? Price?

 

[myrmidon]

What about Berlin?

Do they have a regular red light district like in Amsterdam, where you can see the girls at the windows? Are there a lot of girls there at the windows? Quality? Price?

Again, check out the web site: http://internationalsexguide.info/forum They cover the world and have a good European section covering all the major cities. The same for http://worldsexguide.com/forum

I only saw the RLD (2 of 'em) in Frankfurt. The style is hotel, rather than windows. You walk the halls and the ladies are sitting in their doorways. The prices are cheaper than FKK but the service is a lot different too. Not everyone's cup of tea, especially if you have been to a FKK. I'm not sure they have a RLD. Artemis is the FKK and there are a couple of good brothels there: see Tanman's reports.

Amsterdam has the windows, and I believe Tanman reported windows in Brussels.

Another good site for Amsterdam is: http://ignatzmice.com While it focuses on all aspects of the RLD there, they also have a good section on German FKKs.

 

[JustCallMeR]

What about Berlin?

Do they have a regular red light district like in Amsterdam, where you can see the girls at the windows? Are there a lot of girls there at the windows? Quality? Price?

No. Unlike Frankfurt and Hamburg, Berlin does not have any sort of Red Light district. I didn't bother trying the Artemis mega-brothel club there though due to it's poor location and lukewarm reviews.

 

[myrmidon]

One final piece of advice ; anyone thinking of travel to Frankfurt or anywhere else in Europe, the €uro is not all that bad right now. Might be a good time to start buying.

 

[simon_aff]

myrmidon offers very good advice.

An FKK experience is an incredible eye opener into just how relaxed about sex most of Europe is. I have done it once in Vienna and it was both amazing and terrifying. Plucking up the courage to walk into this place by myself not really knowing what to expect, woah.

In the end I had four ladies, and four very difference experiences.

Regarding Frankfurt it's always been Palace that has been the recommended place from my recollection of when I was looking into it.

Cologne is somewhere I've been to a few times, and it's hard work. Pascha is the red light district place which I never liked the look of, and the FKK I never visited although it's supposed to be decent.

As for Eastern Europe, the language barrier does become a problem, as does the safety issue. I do know a fair bit about Prague though, and I have one stunning woman in Budapest if you end up going there.

All the best, you'll never see the scene in Canada in the same light once you've done this.

 

[mimi]

I sent one of my kids there to learn German and he told me everyone could speak English pretty well, and many of the signs are in English.

Beware of women out of the Eastern Block (our Szabina excluded!). Keep covered at all times!!! I cannot stress that enough!

 

[DeafLeper]

Wow. Thank you for all the great advice. I'm gonna go catch up on all this reading.