Elite Retreat Facility Review...

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gumbyman6900

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ok, since it is brand new, I figured I would give you an overview of Kendra's brand new place.

First of all, lets just say, the shower she was waiting so long to get... VERY NICE! It did, however, take me a few moments to figure out how to get water out of the damned thing! lol :eek: :eek: :D

The MP is in a very discrete location for those who need discretion. I never noticed if it had a back door or not, but it isn't needed. She has 2 rooms with nice big tables and very strategically placed mirrors... ohh the mirrors... The first room has a jaccuzzi tub/shower combo which looked very nice (trying that room next time). The second room has "the" shower. It is amazing... we did a 3 person steam shower and it was comfy for all of us with room to spare. If ever I buy a shower only for my house, I think I will let Kendra pick it out for me! :cool:

With her receptionist and the private waiting room and all her amazing decor... and the top notch SPs she has working there... this place cannot be called ANYTHING but "Elite Retreat!" Definitely the classiest MP I have ever walked in to.

Congrats Kendra!
 
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gumbyman6900 said:
With her receptionist and the private waiting room and all her amazing decor... and the top notch SPs she has working there... this place cannot be called ANYTHING but "Elite Retreat!" Definitely the classiest MP I have ever walked in to.

Congrats Kendra!
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X2!

Love the place! The fish, the posters, the baking, THE GIRLS!!! Every detail was thought of, awesome studio Kendra, it was a real taste of heaven. :)
 
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Markl said:
It would be HB40, Kendra is a smart lass.

But do they make croissants?

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There might be croissants on occasion, the Baker is very talented. ;)

Kendra sure is smart, however opening on the night of UFC100 may have been a small oversight. :cool:
 
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gumbyman6900

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HB40 said:
There might be croissants on occasion, the Baker is very talented. ;)

Kendra sure is smart, however opening on the night of UFC100 may have been a small oversight. :cool:
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nah... only a small percentage of the clients watch that. :D
 
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Who's the guy who maintains the Google Map of all the MPs? Needs to add Elite Retreat and the URL for Extreme Body Care.
 
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wolverine said:
Who's the guy who maintains the Google Map of all the MPs? Needs to add Elite Retreat and the URL for Extreme Body Care.
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That would be MassageParlourKing.....he must have taken the weekend off. :rolleyes:

He does a great job of keeping it up to date, keep up the good work MPK. ;) :)
 
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sperminator said:
There's a kitchen/bakery in this studio? Really? Do they make . . . ?
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No spermie, they DONT lol. but one of the SPs is very catering to her clients, and she might just surprise you with one if she knows u!!! :p
 
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As anyone sprung for the 100$ room package? Web site says you
get your shoes polished. Who does that?
Also are the personal robes to keep?
 
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Bobo The Rabbit said:
As anyone sprung for the 100$ room package? Web site says you
get your shoes polished. Who does that?
Also are the personal robes to keep?
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The receptionist will be shining the shoes and doing the suit pressing. Jade does the baking and makes yummy carrot and banana muffins. She's probably the one feeding the fish too. I wouldn't think the robes are yours to keep, I considered wearing it but felt guilty I'd just be making more laundry for the receptionist, sheesh she's already shining my shoes and pressing my shirt. :)
 
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HB40 said:
The receptionist will be shining the shoes and doing the suit pressing. Jade does the baking and makes yummy carrot and banana muffins. She's probably the one feeding the fish too. I wouldn't think the robes are yours to keep, I considered wearing it but felt guilty I'd just be making more laundry for the receptionist, sheesh she's already shining my shoes and pressing my shirt. :)
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What kind of fish? I had a tank full of fish, then the big fish ate all the little fish. haha. Now I have one fish....
 
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HB40 said:
The receptionist will be shining the shoes and doing the suit pressing. Jade does the baking and makes yummy carrot and banana muffins. She's probably the one feeding the fish too. I wouldn't think the robes are yours to keep, I considered wearing it but felt guilty I'd just be making more laundry for the receptionist, sheesh she's already shining my shoes and pressing my shirt. :)
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Your shirts are easy to iron HB! They have no sleeves:



Unless you are wearing your dress shirt:

 
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I made it into Elite Retreat today. What a gorgeous facility!!!! It is extremely classy, and very well thought out. The slidey thing outside the waiting room is fun to play with. Occupied, available, occupied, available, occupied. Check it out, it's fun. It looks to me like everything was thought of. In fact, the gorgeous sole proprietor asked me what else? What did she miss? Can't say that I could think of a single thing. My car could use an oil change, but.... I don't think that is what she meant. The beds are huge, the mirrors are huge (and located in just the right spots...:D ), the paint colors are perfect (like the blood red), the flooring looks fantastic, the showers are wicked (need one of those at home), the robes are a nice touch (apparently I look nice in them...haha ;) ) and The Goddess Kendra works there. What else is there to say? I'm a member for life.
 
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I just noticed an update on the Elite Retreat website. Not only can you now see the rooms (and the now famous showers), but the swan towels, and the waiting room sign (my second favourite toy, right after.....never mind). woo hoo!!!
 
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It's been a year since I've had the pleasure of Kendra's company, and I needed to see her again plus check out her new digs at Elite Retreat.

The Elite Retreat studio itself is top-notch. I can see why Kendra went through a lot of trouble to acquire the showers because, like the lady herself, they are the best that money can buy.

Kendra looks smoking hawt as ever - the blue eyes, dark hair, soft porcelain skin and slim athletic body. Our get-together was like a reunion of old passionate lovers, and that was reflected in another intense, calorie-burning workout on the bed.

My apologies to the poor guy after me who had to wait 15 minutes for his appointment this evening - neither Kendra nor I wanted the session to end. :eek:
 
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