Plotless Porn Films

smackyo

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your mom says hi.
video killed the radio star.

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Fillup

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Oct 12, 2004
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My dream woman. A porn star who owns a winery.

I like a good story line in my porn. Suck dick, tit fuck, vaginal in three positions, anal in two, gape and a facial. Maybe throw in a couple of ladies snowballing. Skip the dialog though and replace it with some 70s synth music.
 

blazejowski

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Dec 20, 2004
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Could be just me, but I enjoy a little storyline, even the generic setups...

Doesn't help that these days people have the attention spans of a heywhatisthat?
 

Fillup

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Oct 12, 2004
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e) Cruise around in a Toyota van and pick up scantily clad hotties and violate them while your buddy drives around
 

old pooner

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Apr 6, 2006
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I remember years ago, when you could not get porn in Canada. They would show porn movies (at very few theatres), but with all simulated sex scenes. One thing you really noticed is that all of these porn stars were ATROCIOUS actors.
 

FuZzYknUckLeS

Monkey Abuser
May 11, 2005
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Au contraire, mon frere

The acting is still not Hollywood,
but most porn films by director Andrew Blake are excellent.

Porn movies without plot easily bore me, like going to the butchershop and watching a side of beef slap the floor. Just add a monotonous, bad disco 'soundtrack'.

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Um...the definition of a 'plot' is 'a story'. I have yet to see a Blake film with any real story. It's all just flashy visuals and a mild theme.
 

Bartdude

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sonoman

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May 14, 2005
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Skip the dialog though and replace it with some 70s synth music.
I saw a handful of '70s/'80s porn 'classics' on old VHS tapes back when I was in high school (you know the story: usually some friend would find a stack in his dad's closet :rolleyes: ), and I have to say, they were pretty lame and annoying to try and sit through. To this day, I still have some of those cheesy soundtracks stuck in my head.
 

phukedup1

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Interesting Films

Actually, the prorn films of the 70s/early80s were quite interesting. Limited by budget constraints but artistically ambitious. Where else will one see existential porn like Cafe Flesh or The Devil In Miss Jones? The stroke potential was lower then but the ambition was higher. It was an interesting experiment to integrate hardcore sex with artistically ambitious filmaking. Even the lighter fare like Blonde Ambition had interesting ideas going.
 

ProteinPowder

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I remember years ago, when you could not get porn in Canada. They would show porn movies (at very few theatres), but with all simulated sex scenes. One thing you really noticed is that all of these porn stars were ATROCIOUS actors.
So true, I rented that Pirate of the Caribbean copy movie a couple years ago when it came out, the actors where awful! I didn't know anyone could truly act that bad. And there where like 5 or 6 sex scenes in the whole movie and all this costed me round 70 bux!
 
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