A Philosophical Review - Kelly @ Indy's

maplus

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My first post.

Thanks to Snoopy for his prior review - it helped me quite a bit!

Kelly will be in Edmonton soon. If you're thinking about seeing her I saw her a few weeks ago - here's my review:

Indy's booking process is flawless. I've used it 4 times now with no problems. I'm not too keen on waiting at the second floor elevators, but I can live with it.

Kelly comes down to get me. Her face is buried in her cellphone. She is text messaging someone. She barely acknowledges my presence. I say, "you look busy", she replies, "beezy? , I don't know what "beezy" means". She then resumes texting. Apparently her English is not that great. I'm thinking this could've started better....

We get off the elevator. She texts down the hall. We get to the room. A shower is offered, I accept. I come out of the shower. She is sitting on the bed in bra and panties. She has put her cell phone away! For the first time I get a good look at her. Now I base my choices on looks and body. I like spinners. I think I've hit a home run! She's about 5'4, longer dirty blonde hair, and a great body! I present her with her gift. She says, "now I'm aappy" This is going better.....or is it?

She tells me she has to leave soon for her flight back to Montreal. I look at the clock - her flight LEAVES in a little over 1 hour. She'll never make it. I think, selfishly, well not my problem.

She takes my towel and undoes her bra. WOW, great tits, luscious body! She starts with a dry body slide - she feels great, hair smells nice - very feminine. This is going better.....or is it?

She tells me she has a cold and the sniffles, so no kissing. She dabs her nose with a kleenex. That's OK - I don't think I can catch the common cold if you're kissing my LG. On to a decent BBBJ. Then CG. She's tight and with her gorgeous tight body on top of me it was definitely going better!! After about 5 mins. she says, "duggie?" Sure what the hell? So we're going at it duggie style and I look at the clock and it's been about 15 mins and she's tight and I'm close and she has a cold and a flight to catch so why not give her a break? I finish. See, maybe I'm not so selfish.:D

Jump back in the shower. When I come out she's sitting on the bed again with her packed suitcase. She says, "Were you satisfied?" Hmmmm.

The answer to this question drives right to the heart of your personal pooning philosophy (PPP) - "Why do I poon?" For me I poon because I get to f*** beautiful women, most of them half my age, with no commitment or baggage. I choose the girls based on their looks and body and don't care about much else. And once I'm done I like to get out of there. Others are more about the whole experience: conversation, massage, kissing, cuddling, companionship, etc. If you are of the latter type I think you would have been disappointed. For me she has great looks and a great body - I did what I came to do and was out in 20 mins.
L=9 A=6 S=7 Repeat - Yes, she meets all my criteria.

In fact, I gave her a tip. This prompted her to exclaim "I love all you Edmonton guys". She said she would probably be back in 2 weeks and sure enough, she is!

When she's in town this week and if your "PPP" is like mine then I would go for it. She's hot. Otherwise YMMV applies!

P.S. I wonder how much SP's and Pooners contribute to the spread of Swine flu across the world?
 

jim

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My first post.

Thanks to Snoopy for his prior review - it helped me quite a bit!

Kelly will be in Edmonton soon. If you're thinking about seeing her I saw her a few weeks ago - here's my review:

Indy's booking process is flawless. I've used it 4 times now with no problems. I'm not too keen on waiting at the second floor elevators, but I can live with it.

Kelly comes down to get me. Her face is buried in her cellphone. She is text messaging someone. She barely acknowledges my presence. I say, "you look busy", she replies, "beezy? , I don't know what "beezy" means". She then resumes texting. Apparently her English is not that great. I'm thinking this could've started better....

We get off the elevator. She texts down the hall. We get to the room. A shower is offered, I accept. I come out of the shower. She is sitting on the bed in bra and panties. She has put her cell phone away! For the first time I get a good look at her. Now I base my choices on looks and body. I like spinners. I think I've hit a home run! She's about 5'4, longer dirty blonde hair, and a great body! I present her with her gift. She says, "now I'm aappy" This is going better.....or is it?

She tells me she has to leave soon for her flight back to Montreal. I look at the clock - her flight LEAVES in a little over 1 hour. She'll never make it. I think, selfishly, well not my problem.

She takes my towel and undoes her bra. WOW, great tits, luscious body! She starts with a dry body slide - she feels great, hair smells nice - very feminine. This is going better.....or is it?

She tells me she has a cold and the sniffles, so no kissing. She dabs her nose with a kleenex. That's OK - I don't think I can catch the common cold if you're kissing my LG. On to a decent BBBJ. Then CG. She's tight and with her gorgeous tight body on top of me it was definitely going better!! After about 5 mins. she says, "duggie?" Sure what the hell? So we're going at it duggie style and I look at the clock and it's been about 15 mins and she's tight and I'm close and she has a cold and a flight to catch so why not give her a break? I finish. See, maybe I'm not so selfish.:D

Jump back in the shower. When I come out she's sitting on the bed again with her packed suitcase. She says, "Were you satisfied?" Hmmmm.

The answer to this question drives right to the heart of your personal pooning philosophy (PPP) - "Why do I poon?" For me I poon because I get to f*** beautiful women, most of them half my age, with no commitment or baggage. I choose the girls based on their looks and body and don't care about much else. And once I'm done I like to get out of there. Others are more about the whole experience: conversation, massage, kissing, cuddling, companionship, etc. If you are of the latter type I think you would have been disappointed. For me she has great looks and a great body - I did what I came to do and was out in 20 mins.
L=9 A=6 S=7 Repeat - Yes, she meets all my criteria.

In fact, I gave her a tip. This prompted her to exclaim "I love all you Edmonton guys". She said she would probably be back in 2 weeks and sure enough, she is!

When she's in town this week and if your "PPP" is like mine then I would go for it. She's hot. Otherwise YMMV applies!

P.S. I wonder how much SP's and Pooners contribute to the spread of Swine flu across the world?

A very interesting take on what some would consider a lack luster performance. Kelly is definitely on my to do list!
 

Snoopy99

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maplus appears to be a perfect gentleman *even with 1 post!*

I'm pretty surprised that Kelly's cold hasn't been cured yet - perhaps a busy working schedule?

Sometimes one has to sympathesize with their work environment - pretty much on call and not a definite, planned schedule.
If we could all give and take a little, we'd be so much happier!

so - good on ya, maplus!
 

harry22

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Maplus: In regard to the behaviour that the lady exhibited while meeting you for the elevator ride, I think that appearing busy and kind of ignoring you is a tactic SPs use in such situations in order to provide some camoflage from the reality of what's happening. You don't want nearby hotel staff and fellow elevator passengers figuring out what's going on! I could be wrong, but something to think about anyway -- maybe she was being shrewd, not rude.
 

maplus

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You could be right Harry.
We did end up going down to the main floor by mistake. And someone did ride a few floors up with us. That being said, most of the time we were alone in the elevator. Perhaps she was operating at a way higher level than I was!

The way to solve this problem is for West to stop using the key card elevator hotel!!!
 

Snoopy99

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Jordan or Brithney

so maplus,

in your opinion,
would Jordan be a better experience?

I'll go see Jordan again - right after I've cured my cold. :)
 

maplus

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Snoopy,

I recommend you wear a mask when you see the girls so as not to pass on your cold. It would also prevent you from being recognized while waiting on the second floor lobby. A win-win situation.

Haven't seen Jordan yet. Thinking about it. Saving up for it.
 

Snoopy99

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LOL I'm abstaining until the cold wears off.
To be sure - I caught it from one of the SPs. :)
 
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