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Bijoux - lots of restrictions and no time to waste

mikeoman

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Bijoux on EC

I was intrigued by the photos of Bijoux that she showed on her EC ad and website. Between a couple of emails and a phone call, it was easy to set up an appointment on short notice. She was at a hotel not far from the Bay downtown.

The photos on her site and ad are accurate. She is tall and slender, at least 5'10" with a fantastic rock hard ass and small breasts. She is Jamaican with only a hint of an accent.

She asked for the donation even before I had taken off my jacket. She informed me that she was not into DFK, only light kissing on the lips. I didn't ask her, but then why did she say DFK on her ad? With no chit chat or introductory small talk, she instructed me to get undressed and lay on the bed while she went to the washroom. I asked if I could take a shower to freshen up, but was informed she had no clean towels.

I was soon to learn that this lady was no nonsense and all business. She gave me a quick massage (45 seconds maybe?) and instructed me to flip over. She then stood over me and did a quick little dance while undressing. I tried to use some digits, but she was firm that this was not allowed.

She progressed straight to a robotic CBJ (30 seconds maybe?), and then started to climb on cowgirl style. I asked if I could perform DATY, and she reluctantly agreed, but I was instructed to lick just on the outside, not very deep. She then said "this is only a half hour appointment remember, so we don't have a lot of time for that kinky stuff". WTF??? If I'm paying the fee, shouldn't I have some say on which advertised services we spend our time on?

The DATY lasted maybe 30 seconds, then she positioned herself for doggy and invited me in. Her goal was obviously to get me off as quick as possible, with lots of fake moaning thrown in. She seemed somewhat disappointed when I stopped and asked for cowgirl. She was a girl on a mission, and had an amazingly tight grip, so I didn't last long. The second I was done, she's off to get me a warm cloth, then proceeds to her blackberry to check messages and return phone calls. I overheard her setting up an appointment with a guy for later on in the afternoon, and even heard her when she repeated this guy's email address (first name and initial at mts.net) and cell phone number back to him. Not very discreet, if you ask me. She also told him that she was very open minded, but would not do Greek that day. Once again, why did her EC ad say Greek was an extra $50?

I tried to make some small talk with her as I dressed, but she was more interested in her laptop. A quick goodbye and a peck on the cheek and I was out the door.

I knocked on the door at 12:59 p.m. and when I looked at my watch in the hallway it was 1:22 p.m. Talk about a quickie!

Rate was $170 for half hour, or $250 for an hour.

http://www.dream-of-bijoux.com
 

seattlemike

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I had somewhat of a different experience. Body is fantastic. Everything is safe. But she spent over an hour with me (lots of chit chatting) when I booked her for 1/2 an hour. Service is ok, but a great personality and a genuine nice person.

You did get 22 minutes on a 1/2 hour appt.
 

xmy556

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thanks mikeoman. this tells me everything I wanna know about bijoux...
 

Sixpak

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Mikeoman has always provided good advice - always suspected she could be hot or cold!! :(
inconsistent!
 

Chanel Exclusive

SEXY REBEL NONCONFORMIST
Exactly... the fact that he was stopped 30 seconds into DATY would piss me off to no end...
Well, maybe she didn't like the way how he was doing it, and maybe that was the only way she could stop him politely without creating too much tension. There are a lot of men who are still inexperienced to understand and take the time to learn about the female body. Vice versa as well.

Everyone is different, and when it comes down to experience, everyone is at a different level sexually and intimately.

If he was expecting to "make love" to her (don't confuse this with "falling in love") within those 30 minutes, good luck! That just doesn't exist, and you did get what you paid for.

10, 20, 30, 45 minutes is a quickie...will always just sex and self gratification, it is not "making love." Usually in that time frame always has a lack of communication. If there is something you want to try, don't be afraid to bring it up before the session starts.

IMHO, I believe that savoring the moment (fully mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually) should be 2 hours or longer. Not 30 minutes.

Don't confuse the two ("making love" and "quickie sex").
Perhaps the connection and interaction just wasn't there.
 

rexxx

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Who says he didn't know 30 min was a quickie??? 1 min small talk 1 min kissing, 5 min daty 5 min bj and 12 min of sex and a little cuddling after thats my idea of a quickie still out the door after 30 minutes what he's complaining about is somebody who charged him $5.66 a minute and didn't give 2 shits about what he wanted or whether he was satisfied connection or not the sp has some responsibility in making sure the guy is getting what he wants.
 

blazejowski

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Still... no offense to the lady in question, but when you advertise certain things, then put all sorts of restrictions once the client is there, it's just ridiculous...
 

mikeoman

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And? He paid for 30 minutes, he should get 30 minutes. And her attitude was...questionable.
Thank you Ms Mariposa, for seeing my point of view. That's why I wrote this review, to point out how rushed the session was and to enlighten others about her attitude. It was way too rushed and there were way too many restrictions vs what was advertised.

Well, maybe she didn't like the way how he was doing it, and maybe that was the only way she could stop him politely without creating too much tension.
She was reluctant to even start DATY, let alone stopping it once we were started. I've practiced it on you a few times and you certainly didn't seem to mind it at all, unless all that moaning and writhing was all an act.

And I fully expected "quickie sex". When I pay for 30 minutes, I don't expect a two hour marathon session, but I do expect services like CBJ and DATY, if that is what she advertises. Those should not only be for the 1 hour sessions or longer.

Perhaps the connection and interaction just wasn't there.
Yes, I fully agree. But I probably would not have written this review had we shared the full 30 minutes and had she offered the services she claimed.
 

blazejowski

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I agree too, I'd be placing my dick and hard earned cash into another fine SP here in Winnipeg.
Thanks for the update and review.
Cheers.
I'm sure she'd be happy with your dick inside her, but I think most SP's prefer the cash to be in an envelope... :p ;)
 

prowler44

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I'm suprised

Gee this was the total opposite of my experience with her. She was nothing close to a clock watcher and we ran way over the hour. As for DATY she went into a 3 point stance with my dick in her mouth so I could have a clear path to the Y. Her kissing was fine. Her only restriction was the BJ was covered. I guess that why YMMV.
 

HardCock_420

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I'm with ya Prowler. Definitely a smoke show and was very energetic. Maybe you other dudes that are getting shitty service are just really ugly dudes. No offence but if some chick is fat and nasty I would have a hard time getting enjoyment out of that too. Regardless of whether or not shes gonna flip me a few bucks. You get what ya get. But good review, exact opposite of my experience. Just my .02 worth :D
 

overdone

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I'm with ya Prowler. Definitely a smoke show and was very energetic. Maybe you other dudes that are getting shitty service are just really ugly dudes. No offence but if some chick is fat and nasty I would have a hard time getting enjoyment out of that too. Regardless of whether or not shes gonna flip me a few bucks. You get what ya get. But good review, exact opposite of my experience. Just my .02 worth :D
I ain't pretty, but little children don't cry and hide in horror as I pass them in the street either.

Saying someone should expect bad service because of their looks is moronic.

I got the same attitude and service from Bijoux in Edm that Mikeoman got.

If I wrote a review it could have almost been word for word like his.

There is much better vfm out there.
 

SexyBoy

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I'm with ya Prowler. Definitely a smoke show and was very energetic. Maybe you other dudes that are getting shitty service are just really ugly dudes. No offence but if some chick is fat and nasty I would have a hard time getting enjoyment out of that too. Regardless of whether or not shes gonna flip me a few bucks. You get what ya get. But good review, exact opposite of my experience. Just my .02 worth :D
So you think the majority of guys that see these girls are attractive?

A guys apperance is no excuse for a girls bad service. Now if he wasn't clean etc. that would be another matter.
 
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