Jessforfun....what is up??

[SirLongShaft]

Orignally posted in the advertising section:

Most Women say, Men are .....

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PIGS!

Now, there are many ways to interpret that – but of course the most popular is derogatory. So, we can be pessimistic or optimistic here.

I won’t touch on the pessimistic side and perhaps this little mind journey I am going to take you on will provide you with an insight into the way I think, and for ANY man, that is a GOOD thing!

So – here we go ……

Men are Pigs
Hmmmm that means they are of the hog family
Hog gamily means “Ham”
And “Ham” makes me think of Bacon
And I LOVE Bacon
I LOVE cooking it – I LOVE eating it
In Fact
One of my favorite past times is Makin Bacon
Therefore I Really LOVE bacon
Men are Bacon
And If I LOVE Making Bacon
I therefore Love makin men!

And there you have but one path in the mind of “Jessica Parker”
So, which of the men out there reading this are considered “Pigs”?

And if so .....
You better get on the blower and call me – you get the drift!

Nice looking mature mama (Great titties for sure!) but...is it just me or does this lady seem to consistenly post whacked out ads?? I mean its all good..just seeminly really off beat...

 

[cljw31]

Yeah, seems like she has too much time on her hand. All the posts were original but incredibly unfunny

 

[not2old]

I have always found the posts from Jessforfun to be very original. Sure maybe a bit corny sometimes, often funny, but always original. I like them.

I found this post the same, original. Come on guys, I think most girls out there would call us pigs if they found out that we were hanging out in this place with these "type of girls". Maybe now if I get called a pig, I will think of Jess chowing down on the ham bone.

 

[DigitalMistress]

Must you pick on the smallest things.
My body is small but my voice speaks in magnitudes.

So what! Her ads aren't the "average escort" ads. That's what sets her different from the rest.

Maybe some would prefer this;

"Sexy mama with hot body. 36D-25-36 ready to rock your world tonight". But that's not her. I find her postings sometimes comical but also different from the rest. I like it.

She is a mature lady, looks great and has some of the the best tits i have ever seen and does quite well for herself. Her personality is great. I've seen from myself and also heard from others. She goes out of her way to tease and please, is professional but also very much enjoys what she does. She gets pleasure from her job unlike some others. Her sexual drive is very heightened. This lady loves sex and pleasure. And yes, she would probably rock anyones world but she doesn't want to say it like that.

In the last 2-3 days I'm actually getting pretty p-oed with what I've been reading and having to post to in reply on perb.

Such a negative place as of late on this perb site, when loving (which i find to be an ancient art) and making love with others should be a positive thing - an enlightening act for both parties being able to explore together without any strings attached unless you want them to be. An ancient thing whether they are with harlots or not. My soul is like an olden day harlot with a modern day life. Loving and sex is a great part and pleasure in our lives, and i am not ashamed to be a modern day harlot. But I have another career as well. Some of the things we have to look forward to in this life that gives us pleasure and this pleasure holds no inhibition to sex and the erotic arts behind it.
Sex, pleasure and loss of inhibitions. Eroticism at it's fullest at whatever age you may be. We are sexual beings, and it is our sole right to be adventurous when it comes to our own sexual individuality - whatever it may be. We have no right to judge.

Many kisses,
Helena
xox

 

[SirLongShaft]

wooooooooooh Helena....i stopped reading after the 10th line! good god nobody is being demeaning or putting her down..just saying her posts are kinda strange...relax...put your feet up, those shoulders need a rest

 

[athaire]

In the last 2-3 days I'm actually getting pretty p-oed with what I've been reading and having to post to in reply on perb.

LOL.......Where was it said you HAD to reply to anything? Certainly your opinions are welcomed and appreciated but no where in the rules for the site was it said that any member "had" to post in rebuttal to something they didn't like.
You seem like an intelligent young woman so I know I don't have to tell you that in such a large and diverse community as Perb you are not always going to be able to get along with everyone. We all make the choice to post, now if you choose to do so because your upset that is YOUR choice not ours. Please don't put the onus on us for you HAVING to respond......

For someone that professes to not getting into drama you seem to have found yourself involved in some in a very short period of time.

 

[DigitalMistress]

And it seems you certainly like replying to my posts

I'd like to think you haven't acquired a 'hate-on' for me simply because i chose to rectify a past situation. It's pretty bad when doing this that it stirs up so much drama when all i was trying to do in the first place was let others know my opinion that clearly you didn't agree with. So what are you going to do now Athaire? Reply and pick apart all my posts? Because that is what it beginning to appear like.

LOL.......Where was it said you HAD to reply to anything? Certainly your opinions are welcomed and appreciated but no where in the rules for the site was it said that any member "had" to post in rebuttal to something they didn't like.
You seem like an intelligent young woman so I know I don't have to tell you that in such a large and diverse community as Perb you are not always going to be able to get along with everyone. We all make the choice to post, now if you choose to do so because your upset that is YOUR choice not ours. Please don't put the onus on us for you HAVING to respond......

For someone that professes to not getting into drama you seem to have found yourself involved in some in a very short period of time.

 

[bogeyman10]

Life is too short not to have a sense of humor

Yeah, seems like she has too much time on her hand. All the posts were original but incredibly unfunny

For those of you who do not know Jess personally, I feel the urge to put in my two cents worth. Jess' ads are all very unique and out of the "ordinary". Anyone can throw up a picture and a phone number. Jess takes the time to let her creative juices flow. Just so you know, it is these same creative juices that make the experience with her so unforgettable. She is "one of a kind" and you will appreciate not only her sense of humor but her intelligence and willingness to please, as well. She has many "tricks" in her repetoire, all designed to make your experience memorable and satisfying. She really is the "whole" package. So cut her some slack and appreciate the fact that she is willing to take the time to go above and beyond. As for too much time on her hands. Once those hands and other parts of her are on you, you will lose all track of time.

 

[athaire]

And it seems you certainly like replying to my posts

I'd like to think you haven't acquired a 'hate-on' for me simply because i chose to rectify a past situation. It's pretty bad when doing this that it stirs up so much drama when all i was trying to do in the first place was let others know my opinion that clearly you didn't agree with. So what are you going to do now Athaire? Reply and pick apart all my posts? Because that is what it beginning to appear like.

LOL....quite the opposite Helena. I respect that you stick up for people you consider friends. I also think highly of you for standing up for someone you think is getting a raw deal.

The only reason I have replied to your posts are as follows....I disagree with you about Shiva and would hate for your words to be taken by an unknowing provider as gospel and then have her have to endure the same things that many others have at the hands of this person. I am happy that your times with him have been okay and hope that you are exercising caution while with him.....

The other is the odd tone you took in replying to this thread. You are of course welcome to your opinions, but so are other members of the board. While you may feel Jess is a wonderful lady I am certain there are others out there with different feelings, and those may very well be justified. So your being "PO'd" kind of put me off.....no biggie though.....

 

[classycarly]

ONice looking mature mama (Great titties for sure!) but...is it just me or does this lady seem to consistenly post whacked out ads?? I mean its all good..just seeminly really off beat...

I'd much rather see an ad that was thought out, creative and unique rather than a lot of ads I see that all say the same thing over and over again. For example, the term MILF which became popular after the A.P. movies.....way overused now, everyone uses it and it is no longer funny or unique, just cliche and droll IMO. Everyone and anyone can, (and does), say things like hot, horny, wet, cum see me etc....... There is no real imagination or thought put into anything anymore. If someone actually "steps out of the box", then good on them for daring to be different. Sometimes too, when there's less of something, (such as a creative ad), it actually stands out from the crowd because it is different. A good marketing concept some might say. I have to admit, I've giggled a few times at some of the ads, but I still think if I were a pooner, I'd much rather see someone like her who is creative, silly and funny than some run of the mill, dime a dozen girl whose ad is milktoast at best which may mean her personality and service are as well. Besides, obviously it works for her. That's all that matters.

 

[DigitalMistress]

Very well said Carly.

I'd much rather see an ad that was thought out, creative and unique rather than a lot of ads I see that all say the same thing over and over again. For example, the term MILF which became popular after the A.P. movies.....way overused now, everyone uses it and it is no longer funny or unique, just cliche and droll IMO. Everyone and anyone can, (and does), say things like hot, horny, wet, cum see me etc....... There is no real imagination or thought put into anything anymore. If someone actually "steps out of the box", then good on them for daring to be different. Sometimes too, when there's less of something, (such as a creative ad), it actually stands out from the crowd because it is different. A good marketing concept some might say. I have to admit, I've giggled a few times at some of the ads, but I still think if I were a pooner, I'd much rather see someone like her who is creative, silly and funny than some run of the mill, dime a dozen girl whose ad is milktoast at best which may mean her personality and service are as well. Besides, obviously it works for her. That's all that matters.

 

[DigitalMistress]

Thank you Athaire. I would do this not only people i know personally but even for those i see getting a 'raw deal' who I've never met. Sometimes our voices may seem small in this world. Being honest and truthful and living this in everyday life i believe gives great substance to ones spirit. Keeping a level mind working in this industry has its challenges too. So seeing a person being questioned about an ad that may seem a little alternative as opposed to the 'norm' i felt i had -yes 'had'- to put my two cents in

It is your every right to disagree with me about Shiva. Though, if you ever met him personally you may change your mind. I have absolutely no right to discredit anyone elses experiences with anyone. So i can't speak on their behalf. I can only speak on my own. I do plan on replying to the other post when i have a few extra minutes to spare. But with people so strongly disagreeing with not only myself, but also three other ladies who have been with this person on several occasions, is almost insulting in the sense that i lack the basic perceptual skills it takes a person to be able to make good judgment on a person. I feel i am a very good judge of character and although i want to reply to all the hoopla i feel i may be just wasting my breath on it.

If in the end i am wrong and was fooled i shall be the fool. I believe in second chances and people learning from their mistakes.

LOL....quite the opposite Helena. I respect that you stick up for people you consider friends. I also think highly of you for standing up for someone you think is getting a raw deal.

The only reason I have replied to your posts are as follows....I disagree with you about Shiva and would hate for your words to be taken by an unknowing provider as gospel and then have her have to endure the same things that many others have at the hands of this person. I am happy that your times with him have been okay and hope that you are exercising caution while with him.....

The other is the odd tone you took in replying to this thread. You are of course welcome to your opinions, but so are other members of the board. While you may feel Jess is a wonderful lady I am certain there are others out there with different feelings, and those may very well be justified. So your being "PO'd" kind of put me off.....no biggie though.....

 

[Sir Woodster]

While her ads definitely aren't my cup of tea, they definitely are original .

Well - she certainly gets people's attention - look at all the responses in this thread - her promotions do keep her in people's minds.

My main problem is the CONSTANT posting of ads by her & CCE in the REVIEW SECTION.

THERE IS A CLEARLY LABELED SECTION AT THE VERY TOP OF THE PAGE DESIGNED FOR ADVERTISEMENTS .

All of the other agencies in town, along with ALL of the other paid indy's follow the rules in regards to posting ads in the correct section.

I don't think it is too much to ask, that the rules are followed .

Also True but it seems that Jess has, of late, kept her promotions to the proper section...

 

[Sir Woodster]

Actually, she had her ad thread moved to the PROPER section not 3 days ago .

I saw that - so, she is trying to play by the rules.

 

[DigitalMistress]

So it was an accident.

What's the big deal?

What is this? The Perb Policing Authority? j/k

Actually, she had her ad thread moved to the PROPER section not 3 days ago .

 

[athaire]

So it was an accident.

What's the big deal?

What is this? The Perb Policing Authority? j/k

LOL.....just wait till someone posts a question in the review area.....the cry's of "there is a 411" are many. Hell I have said it myself.......

 

[DigitalMistress]

I know, i was just kidding

LOL.....just wait till someone posts a question in the review area.....the cry's of "there is a 411" are many. Hell I have said it myself.......

 

[DigitalMistress]

Well i don't know Miss Audrey. I suppose you'll have to take that up with Jessica.

As far as i know, the phone girls who work at the agency are new to the scene. They all were last time i was there.

WAIT!
Maybe it's a conspiracy! Maybe she's posting in the wrong section completely on purpose to get more exposure, only making it appear like it was an accident?

I highly doubt it! lol

There are many intelligent people on these boards. Surely she knows this. Her purposely putting on these kind of shenanigans would make her look like a complete ass. And you said it yourself, she's too smart for that.

I don't think it would give her any more exposure then she's already getting. People read advertising just as much as the review board.

After this thread she'll surely be getting lot's of advertising though. LOL

Everyone is soon going to want to see this sexually skilled, intelligent hot mama with fabulous set of tits and a great personality who doesn't always seem to follow the rules. That's a pretty good deal if you ask me! Considering she never even planned this thread out!

She's not playing by the rules when the mods have to step in & move her & CCE's ad threads on an almost weekly basis .



Jess is too smart for it to be an ONGOING Accident .

Considering that so many of the phone ladies in town have worked for multiple agencies here, I don't believe for a second that they all of a sudden forget the perb posting rules when they go to work for CCE .

And if they really are new to perb posts, then we would be seeing the same thing at SU, CA, VIP & DL .

 

[Sir Woodster]

She's not playing by the rules when the mods have to step in & move her & CCE's ad threads on an almost weekly basis .

Hmmm or on the last one did she ask the MOD to move the thread?

After this thread she'll surely be getting lot's of advertising though. LOL

And this thread is merely providing that "free" advertising...

 

[vicgfelover]

If folks have issues with someone who is an advertise and how they post online, then I think the proper procedure is to report it to the mods and let them deal with it. If they don't, then I am assuming they are ok with it. To that extent I think some of the comments here are hijacking the thread of the originating posting. In doing so, I think they legitmately can be accused of either stirring up drama or otherwise promoting their own self interest, which I am presuming they (or on behalf of their partner) do not intend to do.

As to the orignal posting and topic associated with it...
I have never booked and appointment with Jess, but I appreciate she takes the time to post original commentary and to make her ads on here or other websites unique and original. To me it shows her wit, sense of humour, and intelligence. Whether it attracts or detracts from fellows who want to book is up to the individual hobbyist.

Just my 2 cents.