slutty friend wont sleep with me?

[namssa]

Maybe you don't quite.....measure up? Who knows?

Wave two browns in front of her nose, she will pay attention to you.

 

[lenny]

One blue should be enuf.

 

[blazejowski]

Since i've found pooning i dont really give flirtin much effort. That might be the reason ....since she knows im not a nice guy.

If anything ever happened with my SO where we ended up breaking up, I don't think I would ever bother with the dating scene anymore - too much bullshit, too many head games - I think I would stick with pooning, to be honest...

 

[Yman]

She sleeps with everyone on the planet and you're upset that she hasn't lowered the bar further for you ? hmmm.

Maybe you need to ease into the opportunity slowly. Ask her if she would like to pee on you sometime.

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

That's why i havent asked her to have sex with me. Cause im afraid it'll cost me more time and grief.

If anything ever happened with my SO where we ended up breaking up, I don't think I would ever bother with the dating scene anymore - too much bullshit, too many head games - I think I would stick with pooning, to be honest...

 

[blazejowski]

Maybe you need to ease into the opportunity slowly. Ask her if she would like to pee on you sometime.

That there's the Post Of The Week!!!

 

[SeekSteadyRegSP]

Ya you're probably right. I get offered free furniture,food,etc but not sex.

Maybe she'll put out if you offer to hang her chandelier ???


If not that then maybe hang from her chandelier !

 

[triplegun]

Happens all the time, especially with sluts, treat a woman really nicely and you end up her friend and she won't sleep with you.

Treat her like crap and she'll fuck your brains out but refuse to do anything else with you.

Women want to be friends with nice guys and want to fuck jerks, that's just how it goes.

The trick is that the smarter the woman is, the more likely she is to not follow that trend.

Unfortunately, as with men (not just women), 90% of them are complete morons.

ya i dont understand that...just friend with nice guys and fuck jerks then they get pregent and they want some nice guy to take care of then after

 

[praxis]

This is too much work...

This is easy to solve:
take a hot girl out to dinner where your slut friend is also eating, so she sees you with her. Make sure the hot girl is all over you. Better yet, bring 2 hot girls and make sure your slut friend sees you. Guaranteed your slut friend will be trying to tear your clothes off the next time she's alone with you.

just invite her to a night out with you and use some of this:

Liquid Panty Remover

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

That's exactly what Tom Leykis says on his show all the time

ya i dont understand that...just friend with nice guys and fuck jerks then they get pregent and they want some nice guy to take care of then after

 

[henryhill]

I fucked her. It was awesome.

 

[booblover]

hey Leykis 101 I am a graduate myself!!

 

[MrPeterNorth]

No shit, I'm laughing my ass off.
Suggestions:
-instead of "Stud" perhaps try "Dud"?
-your pecker is too small?
-she thinks your queer
-she's not into you

Just a thought?? Not sure what else to say.

I guess I find it more hilarious because I've met LAG before in person. Now, I'm not going to boast about being a saint or that I'm anywhere close to perfect myself, hell I'm a short guy too - but using the words "playboy" and "stud" are not words most women would use to describe this guy, LMAO. I'm not going to say anything revealing since that just wouldn't be proper - but seriously man, get over yourself.

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

i love his shows

hey Leykis 101 I am a graduate myself!!

 

[SirLongShaft]

Are your other friends Asian too? She might prefer something bigger than a toothpick

Now that is some funny fuckin shit right there!!

 

[87112]

I guess I find it more hilarious because I've met LAG before in person. Now, I'm not going to boast about being a saint or that I'm anywhere close to perfect myself, hell I'm a short guy too - but using the words "playboy" and "stud" are not words most women would use to describe this guy, LMAO. I'm not going to say anything revealing since that just wouldn't be proper - but seriously man, get over yourself.

Where? When and how?

 

[trackstar]

I have this female friend her and I have known each other for about 10 years. We are really close friends we talk about everything and anything we are pretty open with each other. She is single and so am I we flirt with each other every so often and she has told me that she would "do me" and yes she has told me this when she has had a few to drink and when she is sober and NOTHING has happened yet she knows I like her and I know she likes me. Maybe it is because she thinks of me as a brother which she has told me that I am like one to her. I look at it as why go through with sleeping with each other and risking the great friendship we have. After sleeping with each other it would be the craps if someone wanted something more than the other and that person getting hurt and the friendship goes in the tank.

So, you're into flirting with your "Sister"?

 

[EuroSZabina]

Hmm, here's an idea, maybe she just isn't attracted to you?

maybe the opposite , she has feelings for you.

 

[InTheBum]

I just did her...

Move on LAG...I just nailed her and she didn't lick my asshole or balls...she's about as bad as I high class SP off off CL!

 

[lenny]

maybe the opposite , she has feelings for you.

Uh oh. LAG, better run and don't look back.

This can only end badly.

Tell her you have HIV & it's not safe for her to be around you anymore ;

OTOH you could tell her you can't stand to be around her anymore w/o fucking her.