banging a co-worker, not your usual question

kalel · Mar 31, 2009

okay, i'm not asking for advice or how to on this one. i have this 19 year old spinner that works with/for me that's made me hard since morning. i wanna throw her on my desk and fuck her brains out. to the point where she wakes up retarded. i imagine the friction on penis factor would be insanely high on this one. GRRRRRR!

and i can't do it because, well let's just say i haven't been a perfect angel at work in the past. GRRRRRR!

athaire · Mar 31, 2009

HubbaHubba said:
Another nice rant.....you're forgetting one thing, she may not be into you. Just because you can't control your unit, doesn't mean she wants anything to do with it. Nothing wrong with dreaming though kalel

Maybe she is into it and is going out of her way to drive superman crazy......

kalel · Mar 31, 2009

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HubbaHubba said:
Another nice rant.....you're forgetting one thing, she may not be into you. Just because you can't control your unit, doesn't mean she wants anything to do with it. Nothing wrong with dreaming though kalel

actually hubba, at the risk of sounding super arrogant, i usually get what i want. there's no such thing as "not into me" (atleast not with girls who like big muscles or guys who rock at subjects that she's taking in school

). this is an inexperienced 19 year old school girl who i'd probably hurt and that's what's stopping me.

athaire, yes it is driving superman crazy. there's no penalty if i do, except that i've learned in the past that it does make me feel bad when i hurt somebody who doesn't deserve it.

moi · Mar 31, 2009

kalel said:
actually hubba, at the risk of sounding super arrogant, i usually get what i want. there's no such thing as "not into me" (atleast not with girls who like big muscles or guys who rock at subjects that she's taking in school ). this is an inexperienced 19 year old school girl who i'd probably hurt and that's what's stopping me.

athaire, yes it is driving superman crazy. there's no penalty if i do, except that i've learned in the past that it does make me feel bad when i hurt somebody who doesn't deserve it.

a lot of girls are not into that, fyi. i personally don't go for the "my neck has disappeared along with my testicles but hey! my arms are as big as your torso" look.

kalel · Mar 31, 2009

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spooner69 said:
it will cost you big time. keep your cool and go see an SP

oh, i intend to see an sp today to get my fix, thanks

moi said:
a lot of girls are not into that, fyi. i personally don't go for the "my neck has disappeared along with my testicles but hey! my arms are as big as your torso" look.

did you miss the part where i said i rock at what she takes at school? meaning that i'm sure i can be sociable on a level other than physical appearance. any girl who speaks like you about muscles, ie. stereotyping wouldn't even register on my radar so don't worry, it's not you or your type i'm speaking about. for the record, nobody said anything about retarded bodyshapes, i simply said big muscles.

lenny · Mar 31, 2009

kalel said:
this is an inexperienced 19 year old school girl who i'd probably hurt and that's what's stopping me.

Case closed.

Is she a virgin?

BTW i wonder if she or anyone else has noticed your hardness
all day long.

CL should provide a young spinner who you wouldn't hurt.

hunsperger · Mar 31, 2009

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yes kalel, you are coming off as self-absorbed...

have you ever been turned down...

87112 · Mar 31, 2009

We need a pic of you Kalel or GTFO.

lenny · Mar 31, 2009

Missy Mariposa said:
Do not dip your pen in the company ink.

Agreed. Not a good idea. And Superman is above that, right? ;

lenny · Mar 31, 2009

honda761 said:
We need a pic of you Kalel or GTFO.

Here ya go ;

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Kalel_Kent_(Earth-One,_2020)

lenny · Mar 31, 2009

jc1 said:
This is a funny post.

Yes I am inclined to think that SPs are into the shorter, balding and milky white skin guys with massive members.

Hubba Hubba

Really? That's not what they tell me ;

kalel · Apr 1, 2009

okay,

maybe some of you missed the opening line in my rant yesterday, i wasn't asking for advice on how to nail her, or whether i should. i was expressing frustration over the fact that i probably won't and just needed to vent since i can't really say that to anybody at work.

lenny, by "hurt" i meant mental, not physical.

hunsperger said:
yes kalel, you are coming off as self-absorbed...

have you ever been turned down...

hunsperger, you've never said anything derogatory to me, so if i come across that way, i apologize. truth is i rarely get turned down. i can figure out if a girl has absolutely no interest in me quickly and co-incidentally the feeling's usually mutual. there's are certain kinds of girls i'm not into and they aren't into me either.

HubbaHubba said:
Let's face it you big muscular dudes don't get the chicks. They go more for my look. 5'5", 135 lbs with most of their own teeth and just slightly balding. Throw in my milky white skin that's never seen the sun and look out ladies!
Poor muscular bastards don't stand a chance

Did I mention I just bought a Smart Car Convertible How U Doin?
It's how i roll baby! It's how I roll!

hubba, you remind me of my uncles, they try to keep me grounded when my ego swells up too. sometimes they succeed.

but you're preaching to the wrong guy if you think that women are repulsed by muscles and think of us as shallow, even if we are. has it been your experience that success with women is random? it hasn't been that way with me and the reality is we win alot of battles just with the initial contact. any guy on this board who is in shape will agree and any guy who isn't will find a way to say that isn't the case. i already wrote above that no, i don't succeed with every type of woman, but that just makes the process more efficient if i can see that.

honda761 said:
We need a pic of you Kalel or GTFO.

honda, you know i'm not gonna post a pic on here (besides most of my pics are just taken with my phone. if you pass your number on i suppose i can txt message it to you). if you do wanna see me, come to razor fitness around 4:00. you'll narrow it down to about 3 guys, i'm the one without tattoos. just say you're there to see superman, and i'm sure my friends at the front will give you a guest pass. see you later?

Dionysus · Apr 1, 2009

Not a desire I can relate to

"...fuck her brains out. to the point where she wakes up retarded."

kalel · Apr 1, 2009

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Dionysus said:
"...fuck her brains out. to the point where she wakes up retarded."

okay, so i'm not good at creative writing

kalel · Apr 1, 2009

HubbaHubba said:
How many times can you bench 275 lbs?

i can bench a smart car, with a 5'5" milky skinned bald guy in it

teejay69 · Apr 1, 2009

K - amazing how some posts will always gravitate to the usual tone. Business is business and you do not want to fuck with your business (at least with this young one). Good to see you can take some of the rhetoric as well as dish it out too. I guess pussy (lack thereof) is your kryptonite.

kalel · Apr 1, 2009

teejay69 said:
K - amazing how some posts will always gravitate to the usual tone. Business is business and you do not want to fuck with your business (at least with this young one). Good to see you can take some of the rhetoric as well as dish it out too. I guess pussy (lack thereof) is your kryptonite.

thanks. it's not so much a lack of, it's just that i have this disease that when see a young hot girl it turns me on and i want it. i guess i'm just greedy. and you know, after much torment i will take care of business first

Rammstein69 · Apr 1, 2009

I asked the basically the same question a few months ago. i.e. should I date a co-worker. The vast majority of the responses were "no way!" In retrospect, it's some of the best advice I've seen on here. Glad I took the advice.

Thatotherguy · Apr 1, 2009

kalel said:
truth is i rarely get turned down. i can figure out if a girl has absolutely no interest in me quickly and co-incidentally the feeling's usually mutual. there's are certain kinds of girls i'm not into and they aren't into me either.

The way you said it first made you sound like an arrogant ass because it seemed as if you were saying "all girls want me." The way you've explained it here doesn't make you sound like an ass, because it sound's like you're just good at telling whether or not a girl will turn you down without asking. So your second explanation is the better one, and you might want to start off with that one next time in order to keep people from thinking that you're a dick.

Smoothmover · Apr 1, 2009

C'mon Kalel - Do it! - Do it for me, if not for yourself

She's 19, she's tough and she'll be fine

The only regrets in life I have is all the women I could have fucked but for one reason or another didn't

Don't make the same mistakes as me

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