Let me KISS you ASS!

[itooam1]

I would seriuosly like to understand why some on this site are such kiss asses when it comes to the SP's.
I have read countless number of replys where the men do nothing but defend an SP or speak for the SP's...i mean give me a break!
Now at times i maybe getting the men and women confused because there is no way to differentate the men from the women on here(the none paying SP's anyways).
Please tell me why you defend the SP's....they cant speak for themselves?
They are women ,grown , mature adults with there own voices..let them be heard.

Please stop kissing so much SP ass,its so lame!

 

[moi]

It goes both ways, hun.

Note: I burst out laughing because I read your post men kissing ass to the SPs, then proceeded to look at your username:

itooam1

 

[HB40]

You're probably right, I'm sure the SP's are alot smarter than the idiots who are flaming them all the time.
Sometimes I speak up hoping to appeal to some of those people's better sense, but it's fruitless and in vain.
I know I'm a lame ass brown noser when it comes to the girls, I often can see how ridiculous I sound.
But I want to be friendly with the ladies and I admit my ulterior motives are to seem like someone who would make a good client.
I don't really care what you or others think, I'm always honest and express my opinions.
Theres no doubt many girls find me utterly annoying as well, but I'll keep trying to win them over too.
I guess the bottom line is if I wanted you to suck my cock and let me lick your pussy I would try harder to please you....but I do have my limits.

 

[DQ Guy]

LMFAO

AHhh shit, that made me spit coffee on my computer

 

[wess]

I would seriuosly like to understand why some on this site are such kiss asses when it comes to the SP's.
I have read countless number of replys where the men do nothing but defend an SP or speak for the SP's...i mean give me a break!
Now at times i maybe getting the men and women confused because there is no way to differentate the men from the women on here(the none paying SP's anyways).
Please tell me why you defend the SP's....they cant speak for themselves?
They are women ,grown , mature adults with there own voices..let them be heard.

Please stop kissing so much SP ass,its so lame!

Do you think maybe we want them to feel welcome and comfortable around us guys. Maybe then we will get better service.

Maybe a girl that is thinking about getting ito it will see that the men are usually well behaved and respectable.


If it wasnt for the SPs, i would need to get a girlfriend.

 

[trackstar]

You're probably right, I'm sure the SP's are alot smarter than the idiots who are flaming them all the time.
Sometimes I speak up hoping to appeal to some of those people's better sense, but it's fruitless and in vain.
I know I'm a lame ass brown noser when it comes to the girls, I often can see how ridiculous I sound.
But I want to be friendly with the ladies and I admit my ulterior motives are to seem like someone who would make a good client.
I don't really care what you or others think, I'm always honest and express my opinions.
Theres no doubt many girls find me utterly annoying as well, but I'll keep trying to win them over too.
I guess the bottom line is if I wanted you to suck my cock and let me lick your pussy I would try harder to please you....but I do have my limits.

The way you do it doesn't really fit into his complaint. You offer common sense without being an ass. Some of the guys on here pull the white knight routine whether the sp is in the wrong or the right, so I do see the OP's point (to a point).

 

[itooam1]

Thanks for the replies and honesty....still wonder why the biggest KISS ASSES havent spoken for themselves,i guess they're to busy speaking for others still...lol.

 

[Thatotherguy]

I'm curious as to who you think the biggest kiss-asses are.

 

[Rammstein69]

I guess the bottom line is if I wanted you to suck my cock and let me lick your pussy I would try harder to please you....but I do have my limits.

That motivation seems about right in most cases.

 

[FortunateOne]

Thanks for the replies and honesty....still wonder why the biggest KISS ASSES havent spoken for themselves,i guess they're to busy speaking for others still...lol.

Probably more likely the title is stopping people from looking at the thread in the first place. Can't think there are too many interested in having you kiss their ass, itooam1

 

[itooam1]

Singling people out by name isnt my style.Was thinking about this thread in the shower, and well came up with the simple fact of "what the hell does it matter to me?" and well i doesnt, besides being mildly irratating at times.

Theres a simply truth.....who cares if the SP's like you as long as they LIKE the color of your money!


HB40..when your booking a date with an SP do you say hey its me HB40 calling?.....just asking you ,because you replied(not because i think your white knight type)

 

[melissa.in.abby]

HB40..when your booking a date with an SP do you say hey its me HB40 calling?.....just asking you ,because you replied(not because i think your white knight type)

... you are not asking me but that has never shut me up before
There are few gents on here I would not see do to their online attitude, and I am sure there are a few (or more) gents who feel the same way about me! I book by email and because I usually just advertise on perb & c e r f, I frequently ask them their handle for reference.

 

[HB40]

Theres a simply truth.....who cares if the SP's like you as long as they LIKE the color of your money!


HB40..when your booking a date with an SP do you say hey its me HB40 calling?.....just asking you ,because you replied(not because i think your white knight type)

I do care if the SP's like me. I'm funny that way and maybe a little insecure, but it makes me feel better to think the girls might actually enjoy my company and welcome my visits.

Since I've joined perb I do let the ladies know I'm HB40 when making contact. I also provide my real name, references and a phone number. I have received a call on occasion but only after I've assured them it's ok, and the references have never been needed or confirmed. I have seen new girls at an MP, but since I am usually talking with the receptionist I just give my real name. After my session I ask if it's ok to do a review and then let them know my handle. I have even met a few pooners and have made several friends on this board.

It's not hard to be friendly, positive, of good humour and nice to people. I generally get along with everybody and I think most people can tolerate me fairly easily. My motto is "do unto others", I leave out the rest of it because how people treat me doesn't normally make me act any differently. I'm just a pleasant person, can't help it.

If you're wondering my secret to perpetual optimism it's quite simple, when you get out of the shower look at yourself in the mirror and say with conviction....
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it people like me.

 

[kalel]

many men think the way to a woman's heart is thru ass kissing. some find out that they are wrong. some never do.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

... I frequently ask them their handle for reference.

Rule NUMBER 1 in Pooning..............

NEVER EVER REVEAL YOUR HANDLE TO AN SP!!!
If you value anonymity and discretion then don't do it.

many men think the way to a woman's heart is thru ass kissing. some find out that they are wrong. some never do.

Well said Kalel.
For the rest of you, if in doubt read rule number 1 above.



...............QM'r

 

[BJhunter]

Esp if she knows how to suck good cock!

 

[smackyo]

to me there is a difference in kissing ass and defending someone from bullying.

there are many times where i don't agree with what an sp has to say. if i think its bullshit i call them on it, however i'm pretty sure that i've never resorted to name calling or bullying.

i guess thats the difference for me.

 

[itooam1]

"Since I've joined perb I do let the ladies know I'm HB40 when making contact. I also provide my real name, references and a phone number."

Okay even for me HB40..thats a bit left of centre....references?i really dont get that....do you only see ladies that are preferred by the members on perb(do you dare venture where no man has gone before?)
But i do have respect for you,thats for sure....you seem like a great guy honest and the touchy feely type..and any man that can stand behind his words or even admit to himself (,never mind anyone else)how he feels is all good in my books.

I am old school..sometimes i have to check for a pulse just to make sure i even have a heart...lol...j/k.

Melissa....do you think online personalities and real life personalities are the same?I mean i hear that alot that people are usualy completely different from there online personalities.....or so the dating sites and my girlfriends tell me....
And i am seriuosly curious if you book the kiss ass types?

Me i think the whole white knight thing is just smoke and mirrors, illusions....along the lines of its the quiet guys you have to watch out for in real life...how many women started dating a guy just to find out he was creepy or stalker like.....i would worry more about the nice guy than the guys who appear to be asses..why with an ass you know exactly what your getting.No suprises.

 

[Unpossible]

I find many of the guys on here to be so bitter towards women that they see any defense of an sp as sucking up.

 

[wilde]

I believe the term is lap dogs. For example, a negative review of a popular SP props up. Within minutes you can see these so called lap dogs jumping to her defense, justified or otherwise. They are either part of her arsenal of multiple handles, her pimp/boyfriend, her Perb posting buddies, guys with a white knight complex, or simply somebody hoping for a good impression that may or may not lead to anything of benefit like a discount.

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