1 night stands
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I had a one night stand from the casual encounters section of cl. This girl was asian and was average when compared to some of the hot sp.
I've had so many ONS in Van. clubs over the years, its hard to remember them all. The best one was from the American bar on hastings. I stopped into it for a sack from off sales and on my way out this little honey said ' Your not going to drink that all by yourself are you?' One of the best nights shagging I've ever had.
ITB is very discusting looking with a big gut. Im a stud compared to him 
.....and would you have been considered below average compared to InTheBum who she pounded the night before?
No hubba a SW you pay them, not a ONS. Get with the program.LOL..does picking up a SW on Hastings really count as a ONS?
specially since the American was on Main St across from the CobaltJust bustin your chops mick
Must have been his second 12 pack I stand corrected, getting old I guess, but it was the American or was it the Cobalt, or was it the Warrick in Toronto, fuk it was a long time ago.
Cobalt had peelers, American had meth labs. Were you high or hard when you left?
Long time ago. The American had peelers in the 80s. Never was a tweaker ever. I drank in the 80s, don't even do that anymore. Got a steady GF and at 60 I got nothing left for ONS when she's finished with me
Ah, back when all of the Angels used to hang out there. A whole lot of stupid people used to get their asses kicked shooting their mouths off in there. You would think that the 20 Harleys parked in the back would have been a clue for them to keep their mouths shut. The peeler days were pretty short lived there. Always was a good place to see live music back in the day.
I'm mean
I went to a club while on business one night specifically looking for a ONS. Saddled up to the bar...watched the band and started chatting with an average looking gal. I asked her why she was there alone. She evaded the question; so I called her bluff by asking her directly if she was looking to get laid. She blushed and had no rebuttal. Dead give away....I had her ! We talked more and she then confessed that in fact she was in the bar for a ONS, but she wanted to be respected and have whomever she chose to sleep the night with her. She went on about how long it was since she had sex. The night progressed with good conversation and some flirting. At last call, I said....well, I gotta go...paid for my bill, thanked her for a lovely conversation, and then walked away. The look on her face was priceless
It was a vindicating moment for all the times I had thought I'd make it with a stranger only to be turned down. At that moment, turning the tables like that was more enjoyable than having sex. I'm sure she thought....what a fucking jerk !!!
I went to a club while on business one night specifically looking for a ONS. Saddled up to the bar...watched the band and started chatting with an average looking gal. I asked her why she was there alone. She evaded the question; so I called her bluff by asking her directly if she was looking to get laid. She blushed and had no rebuttal. Dead give away....I had her ! We talked more and she then confessed that in fact she was in the bar for a ONS, but she wanted to be respected and have whomever she chose to sleep the night with her. She went on about how long it was since she had sex. The night progressed with good conversation and some flirting. At last call, I said....well, I gotta go...paid for my bill, thanked her for a lovely conversation, and then walked away. The look on her face was priceless
It was a vindicating moment for all the times I had thought I'd make it with a stranger only to be turned down. At that moment, turning the tables like that was more enjoyable than having sex. I'm sure she thought....what a fucking jerk !!!
A wise man once told me '' The one you pass up on is one you never catch up on'' Thats been the way I live by.I went to a club while on business one night specifically looking for a ONS. Saddled up to the bar...watched the band and started chatting with an average looking gal. I asked her why she was there alone. She evaded the question; so I called her bluff by asking her directly if she was looking to get laid. She blushed and had no rebuttal. Dead give away....I had her ! We talked more and she then confessed that in fact she was in the bar for a ONS, but she wanted to be respected and have whomever she chose to sleep the night with her. She went on about how long it was since she had sex. The night progressed with good conversation and some flirting. At last call, I said....well, I gotta go...paid for my bill, thanked her for a lovely conversation, and then walked away. The look on her face was priceless
It was a vindicating moment for all the times I had thought I'd make it with a stranger only to be turned down. At that moment, turning the tables like that was more enjoyable than having sex. I'm sure she thought....what a fucking jerk !!!
fucking hilarious.....but u missed out on a lay? If I were u, I would've got her # and then left, thus making her wonderr why u didnt try to sleep with her that night. it'd drive her crazyI went to a club while on business one night specifically looking for a ONS. Saddled up to the bar...watched the band and started chatting with an average looking gal. I asked her why she was there alone. She evaded the question; so I called her bluff by asking her directly if she was looking to get laid. She blushed and had no rebuttal. Dead give away....I had her ! We talked more and she then confessed that in fact she was in the bar for a ONS, but she wanted to be respected and have whomever she chose to sleep the night with her. She went on about how long it was since she had sex. The night progressed with good conversation and some flirting. At last call, I said....well, I gotta go...paid for my bill, thanked her for a lovely conversation, and then walked away. The look on her face was priceless
It was a vindicating moment for all the times I had thought I'd make it with a stranger only to be turned down. At that moment, turning the tables like that was more enjoyable than having sex. I'm sure she thought....what a fucking jerk !!!
You guys are now responsible for over 100 overly horny pooners now heading to Pemberton
