I think my wife is cheating on me

[HB40]

I think I need my bolts tightened...

I can help with that too dear

 

[arianna_royale]

I can help with that too dear

ohh..tempting

pics?
donations?
venue?
restrictions?

 

[Danika]

I do feel sorry for you, but I am in an even worse situation. I do not own a bike.

LMAO. Thanks for that.

 

[DQ Guy]

OMFG

this thread is too damn funny.
I think i peed a little

 

[vidwindow]

My heart really goes out to you. This is a very serious situation and should'nt be taken lightly. You know how these things go. It's all the little things you notice first. And these things really shake your confidence and mess with how you feel. Just a small leak now and then POW! Your whole bikes fucked.... I'd get to the dealer pronto!

(This thread is way funny!)

 

[HB40]

That's because it's a Harley. Fix all week, drive on Sunday.

Yes. She is cheating on you.

Has been for a while.

You can confront her with it, or you can wait until she decides that you and she are no more and moves on to (s)he and she.

Either way, you lose.

Get a good divorce lawyer, document all the family property and investments, watch your bank accounts like a hawk, if you are on electronic chequing change to paper statements with all cheques returned to you. If your credit cards are on electronic billing, change them to paper statements also. If you pay for the cell phone, change to paper statements on it.

Your lawyer will be needing all that paper.

I think the guy is looking for practical advice, if you don't have anything nice to say about Harley's well you shouldn't say anything at all.

 

[trackstar]

Only on this board do you get practical advice to a practical joke

 

[luckydog71]

I do not remember the last time I laughed this hard.

I know to Schitzo-man this is devastating and feel bad that I am getting so much joy from his tragedy. I am not normally like that.

Maybe it is just the pain I am feeling for you is making me have this reaction that I laughed so hard my stomche hurt.

Schitzo my apologies. I hope the problems with your bike are not to serious. BTW if you use cat litter you can probably soak up that oil.

 

[timhorton]

Yes. She is cheating on you.

Has been for a while.

You can confront her with it, or you can wait until she decides that you and she are no more and moves on to (s)he and she.

Either way, you lose.

Get a good divorce lawyer, document all the family property and investments, watch your bank accounts like a hawk, if you are on electronic chequing change to paper statements with all cheques returned to you. If your credit cards are on electronic billing, change them to paper statements also. If you pay for the cell phone, change to paper statements on it.

Your lawyer will be needing all that paper.

People should have to pass a skill-testing quiz before being allowed to operate a computer.

 

[trackstar]

People should have to pass a skill-testing quiz before being allowed to operate a computer.

 

[mclovin76]

maybe she found out your fucking escorts not that theres anythig wrong with that

 

[timhorton]

maybe she found out your fucking escorts not that theres anythig wrong with that

Really? Another one? Doesn't anyone read before posting?

 

[mclovin76]

maybe they dont

 

[timhorton]

maybe they dont

Do you ever get embarrassed?

 

[schizo_man]

lol oh man, this was funnier than I thought. It went soooo far above some people's heads. I must thank all you fine folks who pm'd me ever so helpful advice.

 

[HB40]

lol oh man, this was funnier than I thought. It went soooo far above some people's heads. I must thank all you fine folks who pm'd me ever so helpful advice.

I had a great time with it schizo_man, very funny. But come on, seriously...do you even have a motorbike?

 

[schizo_man]

lol ummmmm nooo, but I did have a girlfriend who was the town bicycle

 

[HB40]

lol ummmmm nooo, but I did have a girlfriend who was the town bicycle

ROTFLMAO....perfect!

 

[EuroSZabina]

maybe she found out your fucking escorts not that theres anythig wrong with that

dood, you are a true mclovin

 

[little Cowboy]

That's because it's a Harley. Fix all week, drive on Sunday.

Yes. She is cheating on you.

Has been for a while.

You can confront her with it, or you can wait until she decides that you and she are no more and moves on to (s)he and she.

Either way, you lose.

Get a good divorce lawyer, document all the family property and investments, watch your bank accounts like a hawk, if you are on electronic chequing change to paper statements with all cheques returned to you. If your credit cards are on electronic billing, change them to paper statements also. If you pay for the cell phone, change to paper statements on it.

Your lawyer will be needing all that paper.

People should have to pass a skill-testing quiz before being allowed to operate a computer.

Hmmm.. timhorton..I think Alin 'knows' its a joke....played alone a little and actually got YOU.....LOL...