not quite a review BUT

[MasterRPC]

yes I must say this up front I was lucky or spared or pardoned from maybe a big mistake, I was going to see lanna from CL yesterday. called her got some information. I was quoted one price and said thats good said I needed to take a shower. I called her before I left to get the addy couldn't remember me so I asked for her pricing again different then the first but a bit lower. Got there and she wasn't ready. but a quick look ascertained that lana wouldn't have been for me. gald she wasn't ready. like I said not really a review but maybe a warning. take it as you wish

 

[Papi Chulo]

yes I must say this up front I was lucky or spared or pardoned from maybe a big mistake, I was going to see lanna from CL yesterday. called her got some information. I was quoted one price and said thats good said I needed to take a shower. I called her before I left to get the addy couldn't remember me so I asked for her pricing again different then the first but a bit lower. Got there and she wasn't ready. but a quick look acsetained that lana wouldn't have been for me. gald she wasn't ready. like I said not really a review but maybe a warning. take it as you wish

Did you mean "ascertained"?

 

[vicgfelover]

Thanks for the heads up masterrpc....

 

[lanabbwgfe]

Why the lies?

I didn't work yesterday as I was busy with personal matters. Also my rates are the same as on my website unless I post a special newcomer rate and I do not negotiate rates ever. Anyone who has seen me knows that I do not give my actual location until 5 minutes before my appointment and would NEVER give the location until I am completely ready. Until then you get my general/ street address but not unit number, this prevents any unfortunate meetings between clients and ensures I'm ready for each appointment. Being completely ready to me, is a neccessity of proper service.

Obviously you are one who I've chosen not to see for whatever reason. Rather than resorting to petty lies, trying to damage my reputation, move on and find someone who chooses to provide you service. I choose to decline service to those who use vulgar language, try to negotiate rates or are generally ill mannered. Remember you catch more bees with honey than vinegar. As a service provider I am NOT required to provide service to everyone. Until this time I have declined many offers of positive reviews as I chose not be part of this board due to issues such as this one.

 

[MasterRPC]

My dear

You are seriously mistaken
I am known for giving fair and honest reviews, as a pooner I have nothing to gain by defaming anyone’s reputation. I give the facts as they happened to me. I'm sorry IF you feel slighted by the words that I used. But you must have been in a different frame of mind when I contacted you. Best of luck to you and you endeavors. Always remember that these are just reviews people are free to see you, my review or not

 

[lanabbwgfe]

Correction

I do not feel slighted by your poorly spelled comments but feel a need to point out that you have mistaken me for someone else.

 

[MasterRPC]

My last post on this thread

Lana my dear we could turn this into a pissing match IF you wish. I am more than willing to exchange verbal witticisms with you, BUT you personal issues did take me away from my home not 5 minutes away from you. I’m truly sorry you don’t remember. And that’s alright I’m not always the first person people want to see *sniff waaaaaaaa* but the ones I choose to spend time with do enjoy my company. From your web site is the following http://lanabbwgfe.ultraescort.com/rates.php stating one set of donations and http://lanabbwgfe.ultraescort.com/blog-25303-new-fully-intimate-all-inclusive-rates.php stating the other donation. Now I was not mad I was not angry all I did was say you were not the one for me. Maybe I took it a bit further than I could have but I do stick by what I said.

 

[Whiterabbit69]

Im confused... Which rates are the correct rates? I'm assuming the more expensive, but a bit of clarification would be great.. Thanks!

 

[DarkPrince]

Attitude of an SP is everything. The way they carry themselves. This SP should learn from perbs and change her way doing business. Instead of arguing with clients. First rule of business is that customer is always right. If they are unhappy then I should change their business habit to accomodate customer.

 

[Sir Woodster]

Attitude of an SP is everything. The way they carry themselves.

This is so very true - one can forgive lots of things but a bad attitude is a killer. Over my "years" I've found that a less-attractive lady with a fantastic attitude will be more fun and more rewarding than the most attractive lady with a bad attitude.

 

[fun-time-guy]

Rates

Hey guys,

No experience with Lana but I just wanted to point out that the higher rates referenced in an earlier thread include additional services: greek and facials. Just thought I would throw in my 2 cents on that one.

Happy pooning everyone,

FTG

Mini-reviews of recent activity but no time for proper reports:

VIP-Ariella (visiting) - gorgeous hottie, great attitude, laid back and lots of fun. Big time thumbs up to Harvi for her amazing up-scale downtown location.

CCE-Maria - late night impulse. Attractive, great BJ.

CA-Mandy (a couple of months ago) - nice girl, sexy attitude. Enjoyed oiling up her newly tanned body. Enthusiastic BJ, FS.

INDY- Mariah - amazing body, good service. Saw her at her temp incall (motel) so experience would be much better now that she is in her proper space. Looking forward to expanding YMMV LFK to DFK on next visit.

 

[Squirtlover2]

yes I must say this up front I was lucky or spared or pardoned from maybe a big mistake, I was going to see lanna from CL yesterday. called her got some information. I was quoted one price and said thats good said I needed to take a shower. I called her before I left to get the addy couldn't remember me so I asked for her pricing again different then the first but a bit lower. Got there and she wasn't ready. but a quick look ascertained that lana wouldn't have been for me. gald she wasn't ready. like I said not really a review but maybe a warning. take it as you wish

Same thing happened to me.. I prefer the bbws with ample titties so all sounded good, exchanged a few notes with no details, no questions were answered and got a note back days later saying sorry she had to go away.....

No hard feelings.. Live and learn...