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Uh oh! K-K-K-Kendra is...

Fuzzy Thumper

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…k-k-k-kumming to k-k-k-kill me!

For those who caught the obscure (fishy) reference, you might be thinking that it’s because I am reduced to stuttering now… and you’d be right. And don’t get me started about the shaking (for the whole session, every time I went to touch her, I’d start trembling like a tweaked-out, naked Chihuahua in a blizzard).

Or, alternately, you might be thinking that I was referring to a silly twit who “gets his” from the business end of a steamroller. And, aside from the fact that I (somehow?) survived, that would seem to fit as well. :D

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

Mostly, I think I was informing you all that Ms. Kendra is probably searching for a suitable “professional” to eliminate a certain problem that she seems to have. Specifically - vermin. ‘Cause… I shudder to say… I did it to her again today. (Don’t be dirty… that’s not what I meant).

Ms. Kendra was spectacular - as always – and after she finished her “task at hand”, so to speak, I just kinda collected on the table in what could best be described as a shimmering rabbit pool. Only by this time, in addition to the euphoria, I find I’m so ashamed of what I did… of what I had HER do… I couldn’t even manage to look her in the eyes (yet somehow I still know she was radiant as she flawlessly hid her loathing). Oh sure, there were still lingering stares at her bottom – but not in her eyes… way too much guilt for that. :eek:

Ms. Kendra tried to “help” (console?) me… she even offered to try some “fantasies” (a moment where you could actually hear my brain “pop”)… but how the heck would that “help” when we pretty much went through the whole checklist (and went back for seconds on a couple)??? :eek: :D :eek:

I adore Ms. Kendra - she's a very sweet, kind, sexy young lady. But I’m really starting to worry I’m going to “lose” her if I don’t get my pellets together, quickly. Not that I think I “have” her or anything… oh, you know what I’m trying to say. :eek:

Happy thumping, all!

(…and if the contracted “professional” is reading this, please have mercy - make it quick, and if at all possible, not in the face…)
 

Fuzzy Thumper

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Fuzzy Thumper, usually I enjoy your posts. This one sucked. I'm thinking
your just playing games but if what you said is true you a way to serious.
Give me a break, Kendra is there to make money, that's it.
I'm sure she enjoys some clients better than others but man your way off!!!
Relax, my friend. The only thing I'm saying about Ms. Kendra is that she is as good as they come in this city - and as kind as any companion has been to me, period (and that's including the repeated "steamrolling" she gave me yesterday :D). Full stop.

The pseudo-joke (and I say "pseudo" because it's true, and I doubt she finds it at all funny) is that I've been inexplicably making her work way too hard lately. Way too hard. And sooner or later even Seraphim must have some limit to their patience.... :eek:

Besides... if that "last straw" theory is confirmed, and it turns out that I gotta "go"... well, I'd take "death by sweet, sweet Kendra" every time.... :D

Happy thumping!
 

praxis

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What exactly is . . .

... (and that's including the repeated "steamrolling" she gave me yesterday :D). Full stop.

The pseudo-joke (and I say "pseudo" because it's true, and I doubt she finds it at all funny) is that I've been inexplicably making her work way too hard lately. Way too hard. And sooner or later even Seraphim must have some limit to their patience.... :eek:
"steamrolling"? Is this another one of those kinky "services" that only "rabbits" enjoy? Do you recommend that service in my next session with Ms. K?

And speaking of making her work way too hard - remind me not to schedule my sessions after yours - I want her fresh and rarin to go - and not come in like a worn-out "bunny"... ;) :rolleyes: :D
 
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Dark_Knight

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The pseudo-joke (and I say "pseudo" because it's true, and I doubt she finds it at all funny) is that I've been inexplicably making her work way too hard lately. Way too hard. And sooner or later even Seraphim must have some limit to their patience.... :eek:
I think you must have worn the poor girl out... I called yesterday for some lovely special K cereal, and the receptionist told me that she wasn't working yesterday... I was so heartbroken I had to go play with Josie and Eve....
 

69guy

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hows about me in the cage so i can shoot him with my pellet gun............lol

just jokin
 

praxis

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Speaking of rabbits. . .

I just saw four new rabbits (hares) in my neighborhood - there seems to be a "population explosion" in Edmonton - FuzzyT and his cohorts certainly have been busy. . .;) :rolleyes::D
 
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