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*...tilts his head to the side...* :confused:

A breath of fresh air? At that place???

...ok, but if I see her and she starts talking about "crush films" :eek: ... or if Ashton Kutcher pops out in the middle of "snuggle time" :mad: ... I'm gonna be some pissed at you guys...
bad fuzzy, bad :p how about stay with your vitamin H and leave Savannah for us lesser mortals ok?
 

Fuzzy Thumper

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we shouldn`t torture the bunny this way - we`re going to get him off his "Vitamin H" and might result in a recurrence of that nasty "twisty" non-ending:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=740497#post740497

. . .;)
Yeah... it appears Ms. Kendra is still cross with me... I find I miss her attentions dearly, and it breaks my heart if I let myself think about it.... :(

So, to keep from abusing my poor Medicine to the point where I`m no longer tolerated, I should probably "spread the misery" around a little bit more.... :eek:

Having said that, I`m still a little cautious.... Penthouse? Really?? It ain`t that I don`t trust y`all, but I gotta say... it sure feels like a cruel prank you are playing on us gullible critters.... ;)
 

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bad fuzzy, bad :p
Yeah, I seem to be getting that a lot these days... I can deal with the scoldings, but the rolled up newspaper to the nose thing... is that really necessary? :mad:

how about stay with your vitamin H and leave Savannah for us lesser mortals ok?
Oh, I wouldn't (and couldn't possibly) hurt Ms. Savannah, Mr. Poontanghunter! Having said that... unless you dig on helping her calm the tears and the dry heaves, I probably wouldn't recommend taking the time slot right after mine either... :eek:
 
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Yeah, I seem to be getting that a lot these days... I can deal with the scoldings, but the rolled up newspaper to the nose thing... is that really necessary? :mad:



Oh, I wouldn't (and couldn't possibly) hurt Ms. Savannah, Mr. Poontanghunter! Having said that... unless you dig on helping her calm the tears and the dry heaves, I probably wouldn't recommend taking the time slot right after mine either... :eek:
well i could always rub your nose in the wet spot :D :D :D
 

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im gonna guess that Mick's rating of 10 was for miss Sydney.
 

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May i ask what is so bad about penthouse?


*...tilts his head to the side...* :confused:

A breath of fresh air? At that place???

...ok, but if I see her and she starts talking about "crush films" :eek: ... or if Ashton Kutcher pops out in the middle of "snuggle time" :mad: ... I'm gonna be some pissed at you guys...
 

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I think she'll enjoy "eating" . . .

... it sure feels like a cruel prank you are playing on us gullible critters.... ;)
rabbits or bunnies . . . I told her that they taste just like chicken. ;) :D :eek:

Ms. Savannah says she's quite willing to entertain new bunnies. . . er, I mean clients - she might even make you forget about your "Vitamin H" and substitute "Vitamin S" instead. Be careful out there, Thumpy!
 
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May i ask what is so bad about penthouse?
Can't speak for others, but for me: too many bad experiences there with very mean ladies to be a coincidence (in fact, Ms. Gina was the only one I recall enjoying playing with at Penthouse, and obviously that was quite some time ago. Mmmm... Ginaaaaahhh.... :D ). Eventually, there comes a point where even us creatures with grape-sized brains connect the dots and come to the conclusion (whether fair or otherwise) that this probably isn't the best place to go if you are hoping to leave feeling... what's the word I'm looking for?... oh yeah... happy. :(

So, when fellas like Mr. Poontanghunter and Mr. Praxis - whose esteemed opinions carry a lot of weight with me - say Ms. Savannah is very good company AND she's at Penthouse, I can't quite figure out how both of these things can be true at the same time (my therapist calls this "cognitive dissonance", but I think he makes up big words to justify his bill).... :confused: :eek:
 

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rabbits or bunnies . . . I told her that they taste just like chicken. ;) :D :eek:
Hmmm. The ladies keep telling me I... errr, I mean we... taste very salty and decidedly unpleasant. :confused: :eek:

Ms. Savannah says she's quite willing to entertain new bunnies. . . er, I mean clients - she might even make you forget about your "Vitamin H" and substitute "Vitamin S" instead. Be careful out there, Thumpy!
Careful indeed... I must say I'm intrigued, but if she's planning to make me forget my Medicine entirely, she's likely going to need chloroform, and I'm not used to being on the receiving end of that game.... ;)
 
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fuzzy, you are banned from Penthouse, you have to leave at least one sp unsullied by you

after all you have miss K and vitamin H, isnt that enuf fur ya?
 

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Well, knowing how fast the turnover rate is at MP's, maybe you should take a look again and see for yourself. As far as I know, almost all the girls are new and at least 5 of the girls are completely new to the MP business.

AND yes I'm biased because I just started work there and almost all the girls are super nice and eager to please. The only disgruntled client I had heard of was one who was mad at himself for blowing faster then he expected. Which of course, is a compliment to the girl who serviced him :p

Please do check us out before you trash talk again, it's not fair to us new girls :(

Can't speak for others, but for me: too many bad experiences there with very mean ladies to be a coincidence (in fact, Ms. Gina was the only one I recall enjoying playing with at Penthouse, and obviously that was quite some time ago. Mmmm... Ginaaaaahhh.... :D ). Eventually, there comes a point where even us creatures with grape-sized brains connect the dots and come to the conclusion (whether fair or otherwise) that this probably isn't the best place to go if you are hoping to leave feeling... what's the word I'm looking for?... oh yeah... happy. :(

So, when fellas like Mr. Poontanghunter and Mr. Praxis - whose esteemed opinions carry a lot of weight with me - say Ms. Savannah is very good company AND she's at Penthouse, I can't quite figure out how both of these things can be true at the same time (my therapist calls this "cognitive dissonance", but I think he makes up big words to justify his bill).... :confused: :eek:
 

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AND yes I'm biased because I just started work there and almost all the girls are super nice and eager to please. The only disgruntled client I had heard of was one who was mad at himself for blowing faster then he expected. Which of course, is a compliment to the girl who serviced him :p

Please do check us out before you trash talk again, it's not fair to us new girls :(
Now the guessing game is on as what Penthouse SP you are. Hmmm.

As for the new SPs there, time will tell if they deserve our buisness. Savannah has already shown us that she can be one of Edmonton's finest. Hopefully more girls there will follow her lead.

Unfortunately my dear you still have the same jackass owner who has always been the root of the problem.
 

moi

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well mick,

I have to agree he is not one of the most pleasant people to be around, however, what goes in the rooms is our business and most of the girls are very confident in the sense that we enjoy what we do, we take confidence in pleasing our clients, and if there are requests that we know we can't fulfill, we will refer him to the best girl for that request.

We try to take care of each other and our clients!!
 

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She said she just started at PH and. . .

Now the guessing game is on as what Penthouse SP you are. Hmmm.
she used to work as an independent...(based on her post in another thread)...
Well, as an independent escort I can see your point . . ..
The new ladies at PH: Samantha, Tess, London, Amber; not so new: Hunter, Petra, Sonya, Tina

As for being a former Indy, I can only think of London. I wonder who are the other Penthouse SP's who have worked as Indys or worked for agencies before.
 
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