URGENT!!! I Need Sex!!!!

[Ironhead]

It has been 3 months since my last encounter with a Sp,which was dissappointing as I remember.

Therefore ,it is time to go at it once more, the urge is there.

Saturday or Sunday.

What I need. Outcall to your place, Downtown mainly. My car is not working, being fixed. I will be cabing it or bussing it. You can come to my place if need be. I do have a very small twin bed. (might be a good thing)!!!I Live in Kits.

DATY is a requirement. Nothing else will do!!! Well you know.

I will give you the best massage you have had in a long time.

The donation. I am willing to go to $$$ maybe even more for 1.5 hrs.
That will be arranged upon a phone call.

You should pm me here asap. I will check often.

Thank you Ladies. I am looking forward to hearing from you.

I will be checking CL as well.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

What's with the drought? Ran out of "hookers" to spend your money on?

 

[athaire]

What's with the drought? Ran out of "hookers" to spend your money on?

LOL..........

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

What`s with the rude reply? Are you forgetting just what `hooker` means? Last time I checked you fell into that catagory with the rest of us. !! Or did you just `forget` what this board was created for? Finding `hookers` to have sex with.

You`re so pompous sometimes.

I`m aware of what this board is for, I`m just making sure that that "hooker" is anyone but me.

Here is a post or two to give you an idea of how respectful of “hookers” Ironhead is.

Please reply to phone messages...`

I know you are busy and can`t do it right away. But the whole idea of leaving a
phone message is that you will phone back if I leave my number.

Why do you ask us to leave the info if you don`t get back to us.

There are lots of girls out there who would love our cash.

thank you.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=46082
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Ironead’s most recent desperate plea may be a result of his historical disrespect of SPs and his pride. This appeal could be a welcoming change, and if it is I sincerely apologize, perhaps that more and more SPs have read PERB and other boards he frequents and have crossed him off the list. Or it can just be the same old selfish Ironhead.


So with your response, I take it you’re taking him up on his offer. Cool.
Seeing as how this is a review board and all, we expect a survey of events from him...or from you if you feel like a change.

 

[Ironhead]

CLM Blah Blah Blah

I'll take my $$$ elsewhere thank you. Your loss.

Must be a full moon tonight.

Sorry I have already lined up something.

 

[Raina Mist]

I do think the natural of the post is one that should have been posted in 411...


As for Ironhead I am not aware of his reputation but he is a man who knows what he is looking for...


As for the term hooker here is it's definition...
hook·er –noun ( It is not speller HOCKER)
1. a person or thing that hooks.
2. Slang. prostitute.
3. Slang. a large drink of liquor.
4. Slang. a concealed problem, flaw, or drawback; a catch.
5. Rugby. a player who hooks the ball in the front line of scrummage.
6. (initial capital letter) Offensive. an Amish Mennonite.

 

[Very Veronica]

What, no cookies?!

I will give you the best massage you have had in a long time.

The donation. I am willing to go to $$$ maybe even more for 1.5 hrs.

 

[sonoman]

I'll take my $$$ elsewhere thank you. Your loss.

Must be a full moon tonight.

Too funny Ironhead.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Please.

Useless conjecture is exactly the type of reply I'd expect from you.

I'm sure he's gonna need a hug and a few drinks knowing he's off your list.

Hang in there, Ironhead. Time will heal all wounds.

C'mon help a guy in need out.

Meet him at his usual spot for the drink and that hug. It's just around the corner from my place. We can hold hands and skip down there together if you want some company.

CLM Blah Blah Blah

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I'll take my $$$ elsewhere thank you. Your loss.

Must be a full moon tonight.

Sorry I have already lined up something.

Hardly my loss. Don't forget to tell the masses that you have attempted to solicit my services. Believe me I'm thankful nothing came to fruition after reading how and what you say to and expect from SPs. The key to happiness and satisfaction in this industry as a pooner is LOWER STANDARDS and a firm grip on reality. You do get points on being honest, though.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Safety first

I'll go just to hold your hand and skip with you as long as you promise to not wear a bra.

Him, we don't need.

That could be dangerous. I could give myself a black eye.