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mixinvixen

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So I have a regular of mine come over the other day. Been seeing him sometime. Always well groomed, 3 piece suite, great hygiene, good conversationalist and I always thought of him to be a AAA classy guy until...............

get this...... are you redy for this one?

He get's out of the shower, empties out my listerine to replace it with his URINE!!!!!

Like what an asshole! Did he not think I would notice. I used the washroom right when he was done the shower. The bottle was still warm and his floaties were still in it. Well I put it on him alright! You shoulda seen the look on his face.

Dis he actually think I see 50 guys a day and wouldn't figure out it was him? What a head! Then he says sorry and he doesn't know what got into him bla bla bla! Well, I said I was sorry too and now you can beat it cuz I am NOT seeing you anymore.

What a piece of work! My god! Ladies, don't leave your Listerine on the counter. This happened when I ran the Mermaid Club once as well.:eek:
 

littlejimbigher

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So I have a regular of mine come over the other day. Been seeing him sometime. Always well groomed, 3 piece suite, great hygiene, good conversationalist and I always thought of him to be a AAA classy guy until...............

get this...... are you redy for this one?

He get's out of the shower, empties out my listerine to replace it with his URINE!!!!!

Like what an asshole! Did he not think I would notice. I used the washroom right when he was done the shower. The bottle was still warm and his floaties were still in it. Well I put it on him alright! You shoulda seen the look on his face.

Dis he actually think I see 50 guys a day and wouldn't figure out it was him? What a head! Then he says sorry and he doesn't know what got into him bla bla bla! Well, I said I was sorry too and now you can beat it cuz I am NOT seeing you anymore.

What a piece of work! My god! Ladies, don't leave your Listerine on the counter. This happened when I ran the Mermaid Club once as well.:eek:
You are going to need 2 bottles of Listerine. One kept hidden for yourself and one for your client. I appreciate when there is mouthwash there when I visit girls and all my regulars have it there.
But for him to try that. What a freak. Don't see him again. Let him see what goofing off like that cost him.
 

Ima

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Bring your own Listerine and Tooth Brush

Those little Listerine tabs work well also

Who knows what people do to your shit when you aren't looking

Community Listerine is just wrong...
 

athaire

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Aug 18, 2006
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Gross.......that guy needs his head examined.........:confused:
 

Avery

Gentleman Horndog
Jul 7, 2003
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Some people are very strange! :eek:

That reminds me of the time many years ago, when I went to a massage parlour in Varennes, Quebec. The lady led me to a room and left me to shower. I noticed a nasty smell, and turned the lights on full. A previous client had left a souvenir - a big turd in the corner of the room! Needless to say, we changed rooms before the session started.

This was long before the advent of internet review boards, so perhaps it was the guy's way of posting a negative review. :p
 
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Euro_SZabina

a big turd in the corner of the room! Needless to say, we changed rooms before the session started.
I would have left , period................and, never ever would have looked back or going back.
That would have ruined my mood for life probably.
Why oh why would anybody do something like this, so sick I think I am going to puke now :(
 

broadcaster

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I remember i toftt at this incall location and it turns out that the apartment belonged to the sp's sister who didnt know that her sister was seeing clients there while she was at work.

The entire time this broad kept nagging me to finish (i paid for an hour). About 30 min in she said my time was up and i needed to finish so i went like hell and blew a load.

She was off the bed like a shot and started telling me to get dressed and to hurry up because her sister was due home.

I went into the john to clean up and i pulled off the rubber so i could flush it (i told her i did) but i tied it off instead and put it in the medicine chest.

It was all greasy and had a massive pube stuck to it,it was really funny/repulsive looking sitting on top of a midol box.

LOL fuck her!
 

IQof10

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I remember i toftt at this incall location and it turns out that the apartment belonged to the sp's sister who didnt know that her sister was seeing clients there while she was at work.

The entire time this broad kept nagging me to finish (i paid for an hour). About 30 min in she said my time was up and i needed to finish so i went like hell and blew a load.

She was off the bed like a shot and started telling me to get dressed and to hurry up because her sister was due home.

I went into the john to clean up and i pulled off the rubber so i could flush it (i told her i did) but i tied it off instead and put it in the medicine chest.

It was all greasy and had a massive pube stuck to it,it was really funny/repulsive looking sitting on top of a midol box.

LOL fuck her!
WOW another piece of work. :eek:
 

Miss*Bijou

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Nov 9, 2006
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WOW another piece of work. :eek:

NO kidding!! But we probably should not say it too loud, it might make him even more proud of it than he already is. :rolleyes:



He get's out of the shower, empties out my listerine to replace it with his URINE!!!!!


What a freak, it really makes me wonder what the hell could have gone through his mind when he had this brilliant idea and actually decided to do it..?! :confused: :eek:

You should have not said anything, kept it especially for him then waited until his next visit and made sure he used it in front of you! I bet that would have been the last time he tried that... and it would have given you laughs to last you a lifetime... :D
 

Willingham

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alcohol mouthwash

You need to buy the mouthwash with no alcohol in it, like Oral B or something - oh, and get the blue coloured one.

That really is bizarre. What in the hell was the dude thinking. Especially after it sounds like you trusted each other. These are things that make us shake our collective heads.
 

bcneil

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I just wonder if he has done it before?
Maybe not empty the bottle first.
Just add a little squirt of piss to a half full bottle?
So you can't really notice?

I don't think I will ever use mouthwash that isn't my own again :eek:
 

.leonardo

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I just wonder if he has done it before?
Maybe not empty the bottle first.
Just add a little squirt of piss to a half full bottle?

So you can't really notice?

I don't think I will ever use mouthwash that isn't my own again :eek:
You are an expert in this subject, and I value your opinion..lol:rolleyes:

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mixinvixen

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The funny thing is....

The building and unit I work out of is extremley high security. There are camera's all over the parking lot, lobby entrance and one riht up close on your face as you get in the elevator.

The front office keeps the tapes and I keep them as well just for my protection in case someone ever tried to hurt me that they are on tape comming inside. Clear color images. If I were dirty like him I could so easily print up and scan his image and then upload it on the forums warning all the Sp's but since I am a pro i this business and I do promise my clients discretion..... I won't but if he would have pooped on my floor maybe I would have. LOL!:eek:

I don't actually have community mouthwash. He went underneath my sink and took it the stupid goof!
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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...but since I am a pro i this business and I do promise my clients discretion..... I won't but if he would have pooped on my floor maybe I would have. LOL!:eek:...
I absolutely agree that discretion is paramount in this industry however this is a medical/health issue that all SPs should be made aware of through Neighbourhood Watch with details disclosed via PM

No SP, anyone, for that matter should ever entertain this guy. And heaven forbid he has done something like this or worse to another SP. Think of it as looking out for your colleagues in that this is guy is invariably a criminal regardless of what personal items of your are tampered with his DNA could put you out of commission for whatever length of time or worse get a client ill and have you reported on PERB for having a little biological mishap.

This is a safety concern and not the least bit trivial. There is always a way to do things without sacrificing confidence.
 

Ima

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Feb 26, 2008
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I don't actually have community mouthwash. He went underneath my sink and took it the stupid goof!

So his intentions weren't to piss in pooners mouth wash but your personal mouth wash...
 

Jodie

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Can I be the voice of reason here for a sec?

Admittedly, what the client did was not only disrespectful, but downright disgusting. I am fairly certain that if I were in Mixinvixen's position, I would decline any further appointment requests from this individual.

But...

Did it present a health risk? Possibly, though urine produced by healthy kidneys is in fact completely sterile.

Does it make him a criminal (as suggested by CLM)? I'm no legal expert, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't.

Does it make him a dangerous man whose identity needs to be revealed to all SPs? Absolutely not.

The fact that Mixinvixen has seen this client numerous times in the past, all without incident, suggests that he is, for the most part, a good client. He did not threaten nor cause harm to her. At worst, this was mischief or the manifestation of a relatively harmless fetish. I highly doubt it is the first step down a slippery slope of increasingly dangerous behaviour towards SPs.

An SP in this situation has two choices: 1) Confront the client about the incident before deciding whether or not to see him again; or 2) Don't confront the client and refuse all further appointment requests.

As SPs, we must always try to gain constructive insights from any negative incidents that befall ourselves or our colleagues. From this experience, we can learn the following important lessons:

- An incall location, where feasible, should be a separate entity from the escort's personal residence.
- Failing that, an escort should strive to provide a separate bedroom and bathroom for the sole use of her clients.
- If clients must be entertained in an escort's personal spaces, she should ensure that all of her belongings are either secured or attended at all times while the client is present.

Let's not push the panic button unnecessarily...
 
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Not balanced

Does it make him a dangerous man whose identity needs to be revealed to all SPs? Absolutely not.

At worst, this was mischief or the manifestation of a relatively harmless fetish. I highly doubt it is the first step down a slippery slope of increasingly dangerous behaviour towards SPs.

Let's not push the panic button unnecessarily...
I respectively disagree Jodie. I feel his behavior demonstrates a lack of respect and judgment. Dangerous, maybe not, but unpredictable. I would want this guys info for my no-see list, just as I think SP's should share no-show lists. I think the less time wasted on goofs the better for all.

This opinion comes from someone with a very open mind, who deals with fetishes and deviants every day. This guy is not 15 year old kid playing a prank on his sister. He's an adult in an escorts home. He's not balanced.
 

Ima

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The fact that Mixinvixen has seen this client numerous times in the past, all without incident, suggests that he is, for the most part, a good client.


Odds he was caught the first time? 1:1000

Just sayin, who knows how many incidents have gone unnoticed?
 

Vancouver Sara

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Was this a Vancouver client? I do think there needs to be some way to share information confidentially with other companions regarding problem clientele.
 
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