Attention: is there a HORNY DENTIST on board? i Repeat. i NEED a HORNY DENTIST!

[Miss*Bijou]

LOL
Basically that's it...



I am in search of a qualified DENTIST - one who must be HORNY (can't be that hard to find, can it? worth a try, i say!)
AND must also be interested in my fantastic skills and services in exchange for his/hers? - I don't discriminate!




If this HORNY DENTIST I seek is you or someone you know, please contact me so we can discuss my skills and yours! Note: Although regular routine cleaning is also needed, my request is a tad more specific and involves minor surgery.



Thanks!

 

[SexyBoy]

Planning on getting drilled in more ways then one?

 

[Danika]

Before the dentist...

I want to find the rich horny guy that can do lazer eye surgery...
in trade for a an eye opening experience.


D.

 

[GoodKat]

Give me a bottle of Jack and some pliers and I can fix you right up.

 

[SexyBoy]

Give me a bottle of Jack and some pliers and I can fix you right up.

ROFLMAO

Man why didn't I think of that.

 

[CalgaryJenn]

I want to find the rich horny guy that can do lazer eye surgery...
in trade for a an eye opening experience.


D.

It would be interesting too see how things would play out if they screwed your eyes up and you filed a lawsuit.
"Your honor, I sucked his dick 4 times per eye, I expected better results on my eyes. I want my blowjobs back!"

 

[SexyBoy]

I wonder what the Dentist uses for fillings?

Something white I bet!

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

Gee recently had some dental work done replaced some old fillings & cleaning and it worked out to be 800.00. Glad the company im working for has insurance

 

[Willingham]

do SP's ever pay for anything?

 

[BS Detector]

do SP's ever pay for anything?

Or perhaps a better question,
Is there anything guys won't do (free), for sex LOL?

 

[SexyBoy]

Or perhaps a better question,
Is there anything guys won't do (free), for sex LOL?

That is pretty much a no

 

[Sandi Laine]

I Need a Good Body Man

do SP's ever pay for anything?

I smacked my car up and I don't want to pay for it!!

 

[Ghostwheel1969]

Careful!

I want to find the rich horny guy that can do lazer eye surgery...
in trade for a an eye opening experience.


D.

Make sure you get the surgery before the experience! I can't see anyone with steady hands after a session with you!

Cheers, and have fun!
Ghostwheel

 

[FullyErect]

Damn...

Still no 'horny financial/tax' advisor on her list.... well maybe in March.

I CAN tutor in statistics....if there is no other choice...BUT thinking about that and being horny can't seem to fit into the same sentence....

 

[MrIncredible]

If I was a dentist or any other medical professional, I wouldn't. I think there is too much liablity for your professional career. I mean trading services for a paint job or plumbing job is one thing, but anything to do with your body. That's kind of dangerous, what happens if something goes wrong, and it goes under their professional review panel. A bad paint job is easily fixable, it's just a few $. Also it's hard enough to find a good denist, doctor or any medical professional, how do you know the dentist will be any good just because thier horny. I say it's only 50-100$ a month for medical insurance and it's worth it.

Just my .02$

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

seeing this post on cl reminds me of the dentist post on perb lol This person who post this ad on cl told me she'll trade 1 1/2 hour session for my 1200.00 laptop


http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/ers/534279010.html


WE WILL TRADE SERVICE 4 LAPTOP / PDA / BLACKBERRY / ACCOMODATIONS - 25

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Reply to: pers-534279010@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-09, 10:38PM PST


HOTTIES IN IMMEDIATE NEED OF SOME ITEMS AND LIVING / WORKING ACCOMODATIONS IN NEW WEST / BBY NEWER WIRELESS LAPTOP/DESKTOP/KICK ASS, NAME BRAND, SZ SMALL CLOTHING/ SZ 7 SHOES/BOOTS / LINGERIE, JEWELERY & OTHER GIRLY STUFF / SHOCK US
WILL TRADE FOR SERVICE OR A ROCKN GOOD TIME 604-812-MIST




Location: NEW WEST 604-812-MIST
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[InTheBum]

Cook and Clean?

I am looking for a woman to cook and clean for me, in exchange for my penis services.

Let me know if interested!

 

[majikcalgary]

I know if I were a dentist, I would jump on this from my last experience with Bijou

 

[Euro_SZabina]

LOL
Basically that's it...



I am in search of a qualified DENTIST - one who must be HORNY (can't be that hard to find, can it? worth a try, i say!)
AND must also be interested in my fantastic skills and services in exchange for his/hers? - I don't discriminate!




If this HORNY DENTIST I seek is you or someone you know, please contact me so we can discuss my skills and yours! Note: Although regular routine cleaning is also needed, my request is a tad more specific and involves minor surgery.



Thanks!

I am seriously shaking my head ladies

Your eye and teeth.......?

Don't you think that this is something that you should be looking for and searching for the best one out there and not looking for discounts ?
I am pretty sure you can afford it, can't you ?
I just don't agree on changing services especially these types.

 

[Euro_SZabina]

I am looking for a woman to cook and clean for me, in exchange for my penis services.

Let me know if interested!

Oh dear Lord

Here's the best example like this poor guy, If ITB was a dentist and he worked on my teeth, I would have to go to Cosco now and buy a bunch of polident.