who thinks pantherdash is a cop?

[AsianBrother]

Holy crap, some friend you turned out to be.


Btw, I left him a little package in his car this morning cuz I know where
he works. Lets put it this way.......when he finishes his shift he's going
to get a hell of a BANG out of it when he starts his vehicle.

Now now, play nice. I know he's a psycho cop and everything that everyone has made him out to be but he knows how to disable the package you left him. Just play nice, we'll get him back with a few calls to IA.

Panther..........
My limitations about to expire FUCKNUTS?!! Thanks a lot "friend" !!!!
You're ass is going to be cancelled like a stamp !!

If that don't work cuz I know he's pretty clever I know where his girlfriend lives Asianbro, met her last night after he dropped her off at "work" Guess which parlour?
Funny thing she looks just like that Asian gal who played in
Dirty Harry.

I've got a booking with her tonite.



..............QM'r

Just do her hard, make her realize what a pussy he is and then he'll be without a SP gf. Simple, isn't it?

 

[Pantherdash]

Fucker came by last night and dragged me out to the bar with QM. Already had QM waiting in the car when he dragged me out from watching Bourne Identity. He then took us to some bar with a whole bunch of his buddies from work and kicked the crap out of us by making us drink shit that I've never even heard of. Hell, I don't even remember coming home this morning... I am so hung over it's not even funny. I think he even gave me a few bruises from the kidney punches he gave me...at least I think it was him who punched me there. I do know he applied a few arm holds on me...I can barely move my elbow.

And he's laughing all night...he brought out his 44 a la Callahan...

I'm going to move and change my phone number... I can't handle his antics anymore...

You're not man enough to drink the shit I gave you, PUNK! and be glad it was only a few bruises and not a shot through the arm with my .44, ookaay? Either you're too stupid or too pig-headed to realize that, PUNK!

 

[Pantherdash]

Holy crap, some friend you turned out to be.
Couldn't get laid last nite again eh pig?!
It's not the first time I've heard of an SP throwing you out the
door. When will you learn man.

You know PD you remind me of dogshit, a lot of things can happen
to dog shit. It can be scraped up with a shovel or stepped on and
squashed. Or it simply can dry up and blow away in the wind.

After last night I see you're not shitting me............

and NEITHER am I !!!





Before we picked you up last night he was relatively calm, just wanted
to go out and have a few drinks but I knew something was up the whole
while swearing about how he was going to take his vengeance out on
you Asianbro for that SP kicking him out last night. I don't know why
I hang with that guy but last night was the last straw man.

Sorry I was so passed out and didn't even know he tackled you I don't
remember a friggin thing either and hung over is not the word for it.

Btw, I left him a little package in his car this morning cuz I know where
he works. Lets put it this way.......when he finishes his shift he's going
to get a hell of a BANG out of it when he starts his vehicle.

Panther..........
My limitations about to expire FUCKNUTS?!! Thanks a lot "friend" !!!!
You're ass is going to be cancelled like a stamp !!

If that don't work cuz I know he's pretty clever I know where his girlfriend lives Asianbro, met her last night after he dropped her off at "work" Guess which parlour?
Funny thing she looks just like that Asian gal who played in
Dirty Harry.

I've got a booking with her tonite.



..............QM'r

...I'm gonna bust that MP tonight, and I'm bringin' my .44, the most powerful handgun in the world!

...don't be surprised if you get a .44 bullet right between the eyes, PUNK! Then I'll bust your ass for obstruction!

 

[miss meiko]

Is it all real? Or maybe I'm just too stupid to be here. Whether it is true or just a joke...I find it quite funny and entertaining. Thank you, guys.

 

[schizo_man]

if it is real i hope fred z passes this on to real le.

 

[ma1234]

I don't think PD is a real cop, but he is for sure the soul mate of the cops who tasered the Polish guy.

 

[delerious]

Ho Ho Ho

C'mon,

I have only been here a few days but this is total BS. My guess is all three are the same perp er i mean person. This is kind of entertaining...

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Now now, play nice. I know he's a psycho cop and everything that everyone has made him out to be but he knows how to disable the package you left him. Just play nice, we'll get him back with a few calls to IA.
Just do her hard, make her realize what a pussy he is and then he'll be without a SP gf. Simple, isn't it?

Yah a couple of calls to Briggs should straighten his ass out for a time.
Back to stake outs for you PD!

...I'm gonna bust that MP tonight, and I'm bringin' my .44, the most powerful handgun in the world!

...don't be surprised if you get a .44 bullet right between the eyes, PUNK! Then I'll bust your ass for obstruction!

I was playing nice Asian bro, just a harmless prank............until,

I saw that pack of magnum pistol primers going off when you got in your
your car and it put you in a good mood I see!
Key fobs for unlocking your car set it off. It was hilarious to watch you
go all over that car with the bomb squad before getting in it to check
for that little package I didn't leave.

I didn't leave it in your car. You were carrying it around all night
last nite in your riot belt (as you now know), of goodies with the baton, handcuffs, revolver and such.
Glad to see you took the bait! I was shitting myself laughing
so hard it was killing me.

Btw, your GF phoned me this afternoon to take her out tonite. I saw
her this afternoon. Okay I lied about what time I booked her.
You think I'm stupid enough to book with her after your shift??

At least your GF won't get busted tonite when you raid
the place, she'll be out with me!
Think of it as me doing you a favour and saving her the
embarassment.

Your a class act Callihan, real class act !!



..............QM'r

 

[mikey666]

Just came across this thread,couldn't stop laughing.I'd say he is a wanna be cop,the ones who buy plastic handcuffs and water pistols at the dollar store,and pull over people who don't make complete stops at a 4 way intersection.

 

[Pantherdash]

He's definitely NOT a cop, and that's for sure. Another thing for sure is that he's an idiot.

....remember the crucifiction, PUNK!

 

[Pantherdash]

if it is real i hope fred z passes this on to real le.

I don't think PD is a real cop, but he is for sure the soul mate of the cops who tasered the Polish guy.

Just came across this thread,couldn't stop laughing.I'd say he is a wanna be cop,the ones who buy plastic handcuffs and water pistols at the dollar store,and pull over people who don't make complete stops at a 4 way intersection.

....go ahead...MAKE MY DAY!

 

[MissingOne]

... and pull over people who don't make complete stops at a 4 way intersection.

So that was Pantherdash! Honest, I would have stopped if I could have! But, with my cell phone in one hand, wanking with the other, and steering with my knees, I just couldn't stop.

Is this ticket really necessary officer Dash? Do you have any favourite charities?

 

[Pantherdash]

So that was Pantherdash! Honest, I would have stopped if I could have! But, with my cell phone in one hand, wanking with the other, and steering with my knees, I just couldn't stop.

Is this ticket really necessary officer Dash? Do you have any favourite charities?

You're lucky I didn't blow your head off with my .44 Magnum, PUNK!

 

[totravel]

This is one of the most entertaining threads in the lounge in a long time. (Even if Smackyo didn't intend it to be.)

After all the crap from Hot Rodney-CockBot and for the most part WMN, finally something worth reading.

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

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...I'm gonna bust that MP tonight, and I'm bringin' my .44, the most powerful handgun in the world!

...don't be surprised if you get a .44 bullet right between the eyes, PUNK! Then I'll bust your ass for obstruction!

You must be a pig if you're that fucking ignorant. The most powerful handgun is the .50 Cal. magnum.

 

[henryhill]

Not sure if Pantherdash is a cop, but I do know that Krustee is Mr. O.

 

[Pimpologist]

Pimp Daddy Says>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You're lucky I didn't blow your head off with my .44 Magnum, PUNK!

If therer is any Blowing,

It Better be BLOW JOB.






Blow my head till i cum , o ya

 

[Pantherdash]

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You must be a pig if you're that fucking ignorant. The most powerful handgun is the .50 Cal. magnum.

....and you must be thick-skulled if you didn't see the Harry Callahan "Dirty Harry" reference. It's part of a quote from the movie and I guess it was the most powerful handgun back in '71. Just trying to have fun with you's.

Panther

 

[Pimpologist]

Pimp Daddy Says>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

....and you must be thick-skulled if you didn't see the Harry Callahan "Dirty Harry" reference. It's part of a quote from the movie and I guess it was the most powerful handgun back in '71. Just trying to have fun with you's.

Panther

HAVE FUN WITH THIS. PRANCER & DASHER




http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzri8dn7p0

Dirty Hairy, never seen this one!






Nice Hand Gun! No jamming here!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=IBAMNJZ8OVo&feature=related

 

[simplycurious]

Holy crap guys. I ran into Panther last night when I was done pooning over at Jenny's micro. We ended up having a few drinks over at the Shark Club to catch the rest of the nucks game. PD started having a few too many and was getting pretty obnoxious. We left after the shootout but PD was pretty ticked off that the Nucks lost the shootout. I said I was gonna buy him another round at MM's or something and then he flipped out. He saw a young group of guys with two hot chicks drinking by their car. He told me he wanted to impress and check out the chicks. He ran over yelling at them saying that he was a cop etc. PD stared grabbing the beer from their pickup and started throwing it at them. One guy got smacked in the head pretty hard and the others started to charge PD. He then stated that he was a cop again and that they would have hell to pay if they touched him. He started kicking their asses in front of the gals and that's when I decided it was best to take off asap.

QM and AB, I suggest we stop hanging out with PD for drinks if we ever run into him again. The guy is a loose canyon and would probably bring us down wtih him one day when he gets busted.