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InTheBum

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I am a huge fan of asian food, but some of it, I will never eat...here is a list of some of the weirdest stuff you can try...if you dare!
In a Chinese market you will see from bats and snakes to cranes and herons (it is said that their meat prolongs life...how? That's a real scientific puzzle...), while in the western world most water birds are rejected because of the strong mud stench.

2. You may have heard that the tiger is menaced by the high demand of tiger penis bone on the Chinese black market. For the same people, the tiger penis bone is the symbol of the tiger’s power, including the sexual one. Of course, it’s like chewing chicken or pork bones, but the poachers are menacing the wild tigers because of such stupid beliefs.

3. But the Chinese imagination does not stop here, and for them, each penis in the world is like a panacea. Penises are thought to increase yang (virility) and women are not advised to eat testicles, due to the testosterone content.

There are specialized restaurants in penis delicacies. Some penises are served raw, like sushi, others can be cooked. You can serve dog clammy testicles and penis, which is gray and shiny. Dog penis is low in cholesterol and is considered to be quite efficient in boosting the male sex drive, but also for treating all sorts of conditions.

Giant salami-shaped donkey penises are considered good for the skin...The double penis of the snakes is considered to increase potency. Sliced and pickled ox penis, which has bland and with a rubbery texture, is considered a general energizer.

You can also eat in such a restaurant yak, seal, horse, goat and deer penises. Some westerners compare the tastes of some penises with overcooked squid. The black market delivers also the highly desired tiger penis, at a price of $5,700 (£3,000), but it must be ordered months in advance. It seems that it tastes the same as other penises, but many people in China just like to order tiger to show off, and prove they have quite a lot of money.

4. Aborted reindeer fetus is also considered good for the skin.

5. Sharks have pervaded the Earth for over 450 million years, before any plant or animal got out of the water and colonized the terrestrial surface. Now they face extinction due to a human caprice: Chinese fin shark soup.

Once, shark fin was a gift offered just to emperors and shark fin soup is traditionally served at Chinese wedding banquets and on different occasions when the host wants to leave a great impression on the guests with expensive dishes. With the growing number of wealthy Chinese businessmen, the number of this kind of ignorant hosts is increasing as well. Some also think it is healthy, but the fin is nothing more than tasteless cartilage, sought more for its texture, than for its flavor.

"Hammerhead, Great White and Basking sharks were some of the species at risk. Shark fin is becoming cheaper and eaten by a growing number of people in China — perhaps by around 100 million people a year.", signals a WildAid report.

A 2006 research showed that, annually, 73 million sharks are killed for their fins and the demand for shark fin soup grows with 5 % per year.

6. A Chinese delicacy is the bird's nest soup. It’s made from the nest of a few species of swift, called cave swifts, renowned for building saliva nests. Such nests are among the most expensive animal products consumed by humans. When dissolved in water, the nests get a gelatinous texture. Yammy! Bird saliva!

In Hong Kong a bowl of this soup costs between US$ 30 to 100.

7. Perhaps the best known Chinese cuisine ingredient is the dog meat, as this seems to be the most repulsive for the westerners. Cats, too, are not for cuddling, but eating.

The problem is that carnivore meat has an extremely powerful flavor that makes it repellent for the westerners. The Chinese have no problem with that, and they will eat practically any known wild carnivore encountered in China.

This comes with a feed back: researchers have found that the SARS epidemics were caused by the consume of civet cats, and the virus was transmitted from them to humans. Civet cats are a type of carnivore not related with true cats but with mongooses, and from whose perianal glands the famous civet perfume is extracted.


Enlarge picture8. Balut (boiled duck embryos) is better known from the Philippines, but it has a Chinese origin, where it is called maodan ("hairy egg"). Maodan is served skewered.

Fertilized duck eggs are left, on average, 17 days and then boiled. The nearly-developed embryo is consumed in the shell. Maodan is thought to be an aphrodisiac and it is in fact a high-protein, hearty snack. "The flavor is savory and delicious; the texture satisfying" said Western travelers who surpassed the idea of eating something with s**t and feathers...

Why is the maodan made from duck eggs and not from hen eggs? "Chicken maodan" has a bad taste, to say the least ... Question of tastes...

9. Neither the superstitions nor the good work made by bats in combating insects stop the Chinese from consuming bats, sometimes skinned alive. This has come with a feedback: bats too are among the causes of the SARS epidemic.

10. Well, in China Dracula could have indulged freely in ... snake blood, which is believed by Chinese to raise the libido...

You can drink it at fast-foods, and they deliver it in only seconds. But the show is really a horror movie. The snake curls and whips its body in agony as the handler slits open its chest and rips out a heart that continues working for several minutes. Then its body is stretched vertically and clamped at each end as droplets of red blood fall into a plastic jug half-filled with water.


Enlarge pictureI know that the Chinese cheese is made of soy, not milk, and it is called tofu. But I still prefer to call wine what comes from grapes, and not the infamous snake wine, an alcoholic beverage found not only in China, but in many Southeast Asia countries.

The snakes, preferably venomous ones, are preserved to have the snake poison dissolved in the liquor. Still, the venoms, which are proteins, are inactivated by ethanol.

There are two varieties. A large venomous snake can be put into a glass jar of rice wine, often with many smaller snakes, turtles, insects, or birds, and left to ferment for months. Snake blood wine is produced by mixing the snake blood and bile with rice wine or grain alcohol. The snake meat, liver, and skin can be cooked to accompany the drink. This wine is believed to cure all kinds of conditions, from farsightedness to hair loss, and helps increase the sexual performance. Of course, that's nonsense.
 

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On one of my visits to Hong Kong I saw a sign in a restaurant that said:

"In China we eat anything with legs, except the table."

I really believe that is true!
 

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On the other hand, a list of things that Chinese might not eat would probably include burgers, tacos, pizza, donuts and all the other fattening foods many of us non-Asian eat day in and day out.

Can't argue with the results.
 

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Just throwing this out there, but if a North American was to explain the concept of cheese to a Chinese person who had never seen it before ("well it's milk that we've let bacteria grow in until it's hard and solid, and we charge a lot of money for this and isn't it yummy") he would probably get some strange looks too.
 

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On the other hand, a list of things that Chinese might not eat would probably include burgers, tacos, pizza, donuts and all the other fattening foods many of us non-Asian eat day in and day out.

Can't argue with the results.
Oh, I don't know about that, the local Chez MacDonnel near my home appears to have a majority of Asians eating in there every time I go by.
 

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The reason they eat all the strange stuff is they have eaten everything else. Nothing alive is missed. Go's to show what everyone will be eating soon if you want to stay alive.
 

InTheBum

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The reason they eat all the strange stuff is they have eaten everything else. Nothing alive is missed. Go's to show what everyone will be eating soon if you want to stay alive.
Are you saying we are in End Times Mike?
 

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When I was in Shenzhen, China, I ate mongoose and drank snake blood mixed with wine. Preliminaries were a snake gall bladder drink and braised dog meat. I also saw caged cats and owls ready to be butchered for the restaurant, but that was a decade ago, and I believe that practice is banned.
 

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That is so cruel and inhumane. On the other hand, it would be hypocrite for us to judge other cultures when we slaughter and eat animals as well (ie. cows, pigs, chickens, lambs, turkeys, etc).
 

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That is so cruel and inhumane. On the other hand, it would be hypocrite for us to judge other cultures when we slaughter and eat animals as well (ie. cows, pigs, chickens, lambs, turkeys, etc).
The only good thing is that the don't slaughter them at the table so we can see how fresh they are.
I was at a sushi bar and they had a special on lobster. They fileted its back for us to eat and the lobster was still moving as you were trying to eat it.
I don't order lobster any more.
 

kenkenwong

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actually the chinese have a say, 'If its back faces the sun, then we're gonna eat it' so i wouldnt advise anyone to crawl around when your in China.... =)
 

Thelyhi

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Confucius saying?

actually the chinese have a say, 'If its back faces the sun, then we're gonna eat it' so i wouldnt advise anyone to crawl around when your in China.... =)
Yep,I agree.

Any creature under the sun,will be eaten.

I wonder why this thread is up? Was it because Survivor China just shown last week for Chinese Traditional dishes eating contest?Eating Eel-big deal...little sushi joints have them,eating baby turtles including shell--never tried,but seen alot in tanks on the market.Eating chicken hearts-it's KFC without the breading man!And Balut--first time to actually see it...Only in Asia they love this stuff.
 

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The only good thing is that the don't slaughter them at the table so we can see how fresh they are.
I was at a sushi bar and they had a special on lobster. They fileted its back for us to eat and the lobster was still moving as you were trying to eat it.
I don't order lobster any more.
I ordered a special Lobster dish here in the Peg at one of our best sushi restaurants.
We sat at the bar and watched them kill it alive, make numerous different dishes from it.
It was real disturbing when our main course of it came and it's head was on the plate with it's little antenna's still moving.
I still eat lobster. But just don't want to get to know it prior to eating it.
I had brought a couple of live lobster's home and thought if I put them in the freezer it was going to be a humane waying of killing them, they would fall asleep and when they hit the boiling water they wouldn't know wht hit them.
I took them out of the freezer (them not moving) but I realized I mamed them, their claws and legs were all falling off. By the time they went into the pot they were literally just a bunch of peices.
That is something I never want to see again. I will just order it.
I don't want to be the one sacrificing them.

Needless to say the Sushi rest, doesn't serve that dish no more. To many people freaking out about it, saying it is inhumane.
 

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Some of the things you said above originate from chinese herbal medicine and if it worked them, why not keep doing it? Comparing the food we eat in Western Cultures who have a very high standard of living to those in developing countries is inappropriate comparison. I wonder if some of the things stated above actually have high nutritional value- I'm not talking about the penises but things like birds nest, maybe a high source of protein, along with other benefits?
 

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I ordered a special Lobster dish here in the Peg at one of our best sushi restaurants.
We sat at the bar and watched them kill it alive, make numerous different dishes from it.
It was real disturbing when our main course of it came and it's head was on the plate with it's little antenna's still moving.
I still eat lobster. But just don't want to get to know it prior to eating it.
I had brought a couple of live lobster's home and thought if I put them in the freezer it was going to be a humane waying of killing them, they would fall asleep and when they hit the boiling water they wouldn't know wht hit them.
I took them out of the freezer (them not moving) but I realized I mamed them, their claws and legs were all falling off. By the time they went into the pot they were literally just a bunch of peices.
That is something I never want to see again. I will just order it.
I don't want to be the one sacrificing them.

Needless to say the Sushi rest, doesn't serve that dish no more. To many people freaking out about it, saying it is inhumane.
Just put in fridge, they live a few days. You can't eat dead lobster because their stomach juices are so toxic that the second they die the juices spread and contaminate the ret of lobster. To kill a live lobster, tnsert knife where body meets tail and slice threw spinal cord, which is the same as cutting it brain off, cook right away.
 

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Just put in fridge, they live a few days. You can't eat dead lobster because their stomach juices are so toxic that the second they die the juices spread and contaminate the ret of lobster. To kill a live lobster, tnsert knife where body meets tail and slice threw spinal cord, which is the same as cutting it brain off, cook right away.
I thought the lobster dies right away when you place it head first into boiling water? If I am wrong, then I am wrong.
 

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I thought that you killed the lobster by putting it into the heated water which makes it fall to sleep and then it dies after extended cooking.

I like the meat of crabs and lobster but hate the pain in the ass shell shucking.
 

mick_eight

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I thought that you killed the lobster by putting it into the heated water which makes it fall to sleep and then it dies after extended cooking.

I like the meat of crabs and lobster but hate the pain in the ass shell shucking.
shucking a lobster is easy once you know how. As for cooking, I never boil, hence the killing first. I steem them, put a rack in bottom of pot, kill lobster and steam for 15 min for 1 lb lobster for bigger ones they are done when tentacles pull off easy 25 min for 2 lb. To crack, separate body from tail, sgueese tail together, it'll crack and you remove tail. Save the green tomally from body, Its to die for on toast. Crack claws with back edge of cleaver on soft side of claws. The est way to eat them is on the shore with the lobster fishermen. Great times with button accordion and sea shantys
 
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