Biggest Fish That Got Away?

[InTheBum]

I am sure every pooner has a girl or two that could of been a great experience but due to other factors, it wasn't to be... I have many many fishes that got away, but my biggest regret was being invited to stay the night with an SP due to chemistry...which only lasted an extra hour... but I had to awake her about 1 hr later and said I had to go... I felt a big shit coming on, and couldnt see myself taking a massive shit with her 10 feet away in bed.

No money was expected for the sleep over either...and the average SP wants min 1k to stay the night.

 

[mick_eight]

Once a pussy always a pussy.

 

[nube]

Once a pussy always a pussy.

THAT'S FUNNY

 

[littlejimbigher]

Well in retrospect.....that's the shits!

I like HubbaHubba reply better.

 

[nube]

Dewd! ..you could have said you had to "run to the store" for something needed for "breakfast", or you could have "gone back to your house " grab something for work in the morning.

If you want something bad enough you will find any way to you can to get 'er done.

This is a good example of Survival of the Fittest, cause if you are too stupid to find a way around that one there is no hope for you my friend.

Better luck next time.


.....lololololololol ...that is some funny shit....

LOL...That's the problem when the little head gives control to the big head...a man with a hard on is on a mission and will stop at nothing...a man with no hard on, is ...well....just another human being...kinda like a gelding in the horse world...

 

[Sir_frixalot]

Just gotta blow your load and then you'll be "thinking like a girl" (ala There's something about Mary).

I'm a Scorpio, so no fish has EVER gotten away. Once she's slippery, and in my grasp - she's fucked. Properly. Unbelievably; I'm over 40, and even after coming I stay hard (with the right girl) and can keep going and going. Literally for hours. Just keeps getting better and better. All those years of practice are paying off...

On another note - I know a guy who has 19 siblings. His Pop had 6 wives. He still gets BJ's at 75. My new hero, truly never let one get away -Fill'er up until it takes. What a guy, last of a dying breed (no pun intended) - nowadays the lawyers of 6 wives would eat a guy alive...

 

[Cousin Vinni]

Well, somtime, "Shit happens".... man.... shit happens

 

[InTheBum]

Dewd! ..you could have said you had to "run to the store" for something needed for "breakfast", or you could have "gone back to your house " grab something for work in the morning.

.....lololololololol ...that is some funny shit....

I lived 1 hr away at the time and it was already 2am...she had to get up at 8 am...

I banged her twice already so I think it was still very good value for free...

 

[PuntMeister]

I had to awake her about 1 hr later and said I had to go... I felt a big shit coming on, and couldnt see myself taking a massive shit with her 10 feet away in bed..

Isn't that what purses are for? (just kidding) Pull a Borat and go back to bed.