Porsche at Jaileys

amanut

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I was in the mood to make back to back visits to favourites at Supreme and Aristocrat. I got sidetracked by pictures of Porsche at Jaileys so dropped by for a meet and greet.

I was met by April who is much older and rounder than the pictures on the web site imply. April explained the bill of tariffs posted on the back of the door and left the room. As soon as Porsche entered the room I decided to stay. She seemed very hyper while explaining the pricing again. I was beginning to rethink my decision, but decided that I was there so would follow through. She arrived back in the room long after I was finished my shower and on the slab. She immediately excused herself again for a few more minutes. By now I knew I made a mistake and seriously considered simply getting dressed and leaving. When she arrived back the up sell began. Another red for extras such as touching the kitty. I passed on extras as by now I just wanted to get out of there.

She got undressed and revealed a waif thin body. She is thinner than a spinner. It was on with the show which consisted of a five minute hyper massage with no teasing or touching the boys. Any conversation with her required her to repeat what she had said due to enunciation and a constant sniffle. She did say that she had previously escorted under the name of Tiffany. When she asked if I was ready for the flip I was ready. Ready to get out of there. On the flip, I got myself hard due to the lack of any type of sensuous teasing or foreplay on the part of this SP. Quick doggie and I was out of there. My compliment is that the fit was snug. I have to give her credit though as between sniffles the up sell continued for possible future GFE or duo visits. Total time from car to car was thirty minutes.

Rather than follow through with my planned double header I went to Billingsgate, picked up some giant prawns, and headed home to lick my wounds.

The micro for $.60 is a much better VFM even though it was weird having two guys hanging around the living room.
 

Mick Shagher

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Well Amunut, thanks for confirming what my spidey senses were telling me when I met Porsche a few weeks back.

She seemed very hyper, super thin and the sniffles; well we'll just leave it at that.

Based on April's attitude, I think you would have had a lot better time staying with her.
 

amanut

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April - I think not

The following thread is the first reason.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=74120&highlight=jaileys

I usually have a preference for more mature SPs, but not in this case. Tastes obviously vary, but I found nothing in either her attitude or looks that could coax me to stay with April.

I believe we are now have one positive post for this Jaileys.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=72850&highlight=jaileys

It’s too bad because they have one of the nicer facilities in the city, however on the upside the prawns were great and I still have some cash in my pocket. Maybe I should thank Porsche with saving me some money :)
 

Mick Shagher

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however on the upside the prawns were great and I still have some cash in my pocket. Maybe I should thank Porsche with saving me some money :)
Can we have a review on the prawns then please. A L/T/C (looks/taste/cost) rating would be nice as well.
 

wolverine

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I am surprised nobody in this crowd made a crack about test-driving Porsche or her mileage!

As for the other girls at Jaileys, other TOFTT candidates are Phoenix and Sky.
 

amanut

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And the consensus is

T, I included your review of Sky in my second post on this link. I had to include some highlights. Next time I’ll just listen. Truth of the matter is the only reason I ended up there was because of checking their web site after reading your review about Sky. The other link I included was what I suspect was nothing more than a shill.

Wolverine this test drive was quick enough that I wouldn’t have made it out of the lot. As I said, the parking was snug.

Mick and Rufus, I wouldn’t want to be accused of shilling :rolleyes: my own prawn, but I can assure you that it didn’t taste like chicken.

It's threads like this that makes me miss trintrin
 
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Extreme April

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T, I included your review of Sky in my second post on this link. I had to include some highlights. Next time I’ll just listen. Truth of the matter is the only reason I ended up there was because of checking their web site after reading your review about Sky. The other link I included was what I suspect was nothing more than a shill.

Wolverine this test drive was quick enough that I wouldn’t have made it out of the lot. As I said, the parking was snug.

Mick and Rufus, I wouldn’t want to be accused of shilling :rolleyes: my own prawn, but I can assure you that it didn’t taste like chicken.

It's threads like this that makes me miss trintrin
I had to wait until I could pay for advertising .....before I get accused of shilling or whatever words you come up with to call me.
But I must respond to what you said.
I am sorry if you felt that I had an attitude. I never carry attitude. I wear my heart on my sleeve and know how to be respectful and pleasant. How you figured I wasnt has me baffled.. I dont know who you are. But I have never given any one an attitude. If you didnt like my looks that is fine. I dont know where you get that I am rounder then my pics. I to my knowledge have never had a session with you, so how do you know what I look like with my clothes off???? Dont judge my weight one my outfit. I workout four times a week. Am I thin like Sky or Porsche????....no. I never claimed to be. Maybe that is why I was a turn off to you right from the beginning. You want young and pencil thin.

That is your opinion and your intitled to it. But to try and say I had an attitude with you ....is really unfair. If you come in and say....I want to see the ladies...what is the point in telling you anything about me? I have dealt with ppl all my life. And I am a good reader of body language. You just didnt like me from the beginning and never gave me the chance to get to know me.
Which is fine too....just please dont say i gave you attitude when I really didnt.


love and laughs
April
 

rdreamer

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April you seem to miss....

Some people just DON'T like you....get over it. I have met you in person and read your posts on here, and trust me you are NOT everyone's cup of tea (if you were the last woman on earth, I would probably turn gay). And trust me it's not because of your "size", because I know who you are due to the fact that I like Kaylee and have seen her a few times. I find you irritating to say the least (in person, as well as on the net), and I find the tone of ALL of your messages to be confrontational. You need to take some lessons from some of the other "Ladies" on the board who deal with problem posts with grace and respect. If you think you don't have an attitude you clearly are delusional.
 

wannabe

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well i am being effected total opposite from rdreamer.

April when i first read your posts on here i thought i have to go see Sassy, i havent had the chance yet and after reading a few more of your posts on here i am liking you more and more.
i get the impression you are going to be a great session and i cant wait to get 'in' to you!
i was hoping to be there today but cant make it, but it will be asap.
xoxo till i get to you.
just be careful to not let some A-hole drag you into a pissing match!
CU soon.
 
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