Desiree Review

[Lesbian Hunter]

Being a connoisseur of big breasted, bisexual women, I thought I would make an apppointment with Desiree at Charlie's Angels and see what she was like.

The CA location made me uneasy when I pulled up because it's in a respectable neighbourhood and a woman next door was sitting on her front steps. Regarless of the neighbour, I ventured forth.

Desiree is a very nice young lady but I was a little disappointed when she met me in a grubby pair of jeans that looked like they needed a good wash. Once she took the jeans off, and her top, she does have a wicked body. Great tits. This is going to be fun I thought.

Think again. I went to kiss her and she quickly turned away and said, "No kissing." Moments later I went to go down on her and she put her hand in front of her pussy and said, "No." She has a "no exchange of body fluids policy." What a huge disappointment.

For the first time in more than 20 years of pooning I was shut out .... no kissing and no licking. I've had a few women in the past have a no kissing policy but I can't recall anyone who said I couldn't lick her pussy and I've never had anyone deny both.

My time with Desiree consisted of me getting her off with my finger a few times, slapping a cover on and doing her doggy for a bit.

As mentioned previously she has a great body but the no kissing and no DATY rule equals no fun.

Would I repeat? No.

 

[Lesbian Hunter]

Good review E.H.

Don't get me wrong, I did not dislike my time with her. What she offered did not meet my expectations.

She's a very nice, intelligent young lady and I had fun but, for me, I needed a little more. She does have an amazing body and I'm sure other pooners will not be put off with the restrictions.

The nice thing about variety is there's someone out there for nearly everybody.

 

[rollerboy]

I met Desiree once, and I have to agree with Humperdink. Dez strikes me as one of Victoria's best prospects. Bohemian hippy chick with a great rack, beaming smile, and a dazzling array of interests and abilities. Intelligent, witty, full of stories...

Probably the dirtiest, filthiest imagination of any escort I've come across (or on). She's a tigress in bed. Sultry kisses, biting, scratching, licking, touching. Fingers in places they never belong, greeks and russians battling to the death. I escaped with marks all over my body.

 

[athaire]

I met Desiree once, and I have to agree with Humperdink. Dez strikes me as one of Victoria's best prospects. Bohemian hippy chick with a great rack, beaming smile, and a dazzling array of interests and abilities. Intelligent, witty, full of stories...

Probably the dirtiest, filthiest imagination of any escort I've come across (or on). She's a tigress in bed. Sultry kisses, biting, scratching, licking, touching. Fingers in places they never belong, greeks and russians battling to the death. I escaped with marks all over my body.

So I take it from the prior comments and then yours here that she is a mileage may vary kind of gal?
I have considered seeing her but now am hesitant as LH and EH are both guys whose oppinions I respect in regard to SP's. But she was down my list of prospects as she is not listed as a GFE on the advertisment.........

 

[sidewinder]

Restrictions

Wow, the restrictions thing concerning this one particular SP are all over the map. It would be kind of nice to know beforehand, but it seems to me that she decides who gets what after the transaction's been effected and money handed over.

O.K., she's trying to "save herself." And sure stubbly or smelly guys aren't going to be nice to get intimate with...

But for me, if oral contact isn't part of the deal, then neither am I. I get enough restrictions at home without having to pay for them too.

Presumably if you've arranged a "Girl friend experience," then oral is part of the deal.

 

[Irishlad]

Although I follow along the same line of thinking as Sidewinder, ie: I enjoy kissing and oral play very much, nonetheless I can't fault Desiree for having her restrictions. If she is not comfortable performing certain acts, then she shouldn't have to do them. Thus, the whole reason why we have this board - to inform each other what different SP's offer to ensure we visit someone who will meet our particular needs. This is a valuable medium for all of us.

 

[sidewinder]

No misrepresentation

Hump wrote:

If you check the CA website;Desiree honestly chooses,not to market herself as a GFE.

No misrepresentation ... Fair enough! And Hump was/is well satisfied. That's what counts.

Many moons ago, I used to content myself with similar restrictions, but again it was under a Rub 'n Tug premise at Escape and Relax; wasn't into FS at the time either. So no kissing, no poking, no exchange of fluids other than topically.

If memory serves, my fav. was 1.5 hrs of frolic in a bubble bath, together with some massage and a happy ending for something like $180.00

Not what I'd do now, but my perceived needs have changed.

Ideally, the marketplace will rise to accommodate everyone safely.

 

[athaire]

Although I follow along the same line of thinking as Sidewinder, ie: I enjoy kissing and oral play very much, nonetheless I can't fault Desiree for having her restrictions. If she is not comfortable performing certain acts, then she shouldn't have to do them. Thus, the whole reason why we have this board - to inform each other what different SP's offer to ensure we visit someone who will meet our particular needs. This is a valuable medium for all of us.

Well said......

 

[rollerboy]

So I take it from the prior comments and then yours here that she is a mileage may vary kind of gal?

Nah. I doubt your mileage will vary at all.

JK.

Dez was pretty upfront with her restrictions. I saw her based on Humperdink's glowing review, so I wasn't expecting anything approaching GFE. She really sticks to her guns when it comes to NO DATY. Damn, that girl has powerful thighs! After I pried my head out from between them (and she consented not to crack my head like a walnut), she made up for it with some killer BLS. Lick or be licked. I can live with only the latter.

 

[sidewinder]

Tormenter?

...Of course Rollerboy is doing this to rile the blokes who were "stopped" at her gate. And it works.

From now to forever we'll all be wondering what he's got that we don't. Not.

 

[rollerboy]

.From now to forever we'll all be wondering what he's got that we don't. Not.

Deodorant?

 

[Lesbian Hunter]

...Of course Rollerboy is doing this to rile the blokes who were "stopped" at her gate. And it works.

From now to forever we'll all be wondering what he's got that we don't. Not.

Most of us, at one time or another, click with a SP and get additional services that are not advertised.

Some of us keep it to ourselves to protect the SP...... others brag about it because they don't care about the SP.

It all comes down to discretion and respect for the SP.

 

[steverino]

Dez...

is a member of perb and I don't think it would be considered unpaid advertising if she was to provide some clarification.

I tend to agree with Sidewinder that if you happen to get something that is typically restricted, you do the lady a favour by not mentioning it. It can only confuse matters and lead to incorrect expectations. We have had a number of disagreements between sp's and pooners when claims of bbbj were made and then challenged.

 

[athaire]

is a member of perb and I don't think it would be considered unpaid advertising if she was to provide some clarification.

I tend to agree with Sidewinder that if you happen to get something that is typically restricted, you do the lady a favour by not mentioning it. It can only confuse matters and lead to incorrect expectations. We have had a numer of disagreements between sp's and pooners when claims of bbbj were made and then challenged.

Agreed.......

 

[rollerboy]

I tend to agree with Sidewinder that if you happen to get something that is typically restricted, you do the lady a favour by not mentioning it. It can only confuse matters and lead to incorrect expectations. We have had a number of disagreements between sp's and pooners when claims of bbbj were made and then challenged.

I don't think you can compare kissing and bbbj. Kissing is pretty innocent, all things considered.

 

[planetsmurf]

i had an sp tell me that she didn't do kissing because it was something special that she only wanted to do with her boyfriend. and that was how she seperated have sex with a client, with having sex with her boyfriend. my own personal belief is some feels they have to do something then they will resent doing it. i am there for fun only and with all the things that could make a session bad (chemistry,looks,attitude etc) i don't want the sp resenting me because she feels she has to do something she doesn't want to do. i prefer an sp that kisses and loves DATY, if they don't allow those then i will respect her wishes and just never go back because she not offering what i want. plenty of sp offer kissing as part of their menu so if one doesn't you will have other options. just my two and half cents worth

 

[steverino]

You might think that, but you would be wrong...

I don't think you can compare kissing and bbbj. Kissing is pretty innocent, all things considered.

Having lived in the US, you will find far more ladies who will not kiss as they find it far more personal and intimate than sex. I was surprised at it myself but that is the reality.

 

[sidewinder]

Kissing

Having lived in the US, you will find far more ladies who will not kiss as they find it far more personal and intimate than sex. I was surprised at it myself but that is the reality.

Without kissing and other oral intimacy, I would simply go elsewhere or opt for another kind of activity altogether. With the exception of a good Thai or other oriental massage that included a decent wank or two just to clean the pipes.

One of my own most unfortunate and sexually humiliating experiences happened around the "kissing issue." But it was my very first experience with an SP, and it was many many years ago and not in this town.
I was at that time "sexually desperate," and just plain unable to click with the girls in my teenaged milieu. I'm pretty sure that that SP picked up on my vulnerability and took advantage of the situation to "get some back" for whatever abuse had been dished out to her. And I'm sure it was plenty. Nearly 40 years ago, and I remember it very clearly. She led me into a room in which there were two beds. One with nice sheets and another with a skimpy bedspread. As soon as I sat down on the nice one, she rousted me off saying

"Get off that bed, that's where I sleep!...Use the other other one, that's where I fuck people!"

It got worse from there. I tried to kiss her. She ducked and pulled back like a skilled boxer.

"No kissing! You dont kiss a whore!"

Looking back on that scenario, I actually feel worse for her than for me. Fortunately there haven't been many similar experiences in my more recent similar efforts and excursions.

Kissing's tricky. Health and cleanliness and pretty impt. and you can still contract or impart all kinds of unhealthy things through oral contact. And if either party is a heavy smoker, doesn't practice strict oral hygiene, has bad teeth or bleeding gums, they're doing you a big favour by not sharing.

 

[funsporty]

Ummmm.......now I know why sometimes I prefer to kiss the lowers lips

 

[dezeray]

hi boys

Wow, so much fuss about me? lol. I certainly enjoy a good 'roll in the hay' and I do have my bounderies. I do not DFK or LFK although I do enjoy being kissed all over my body, and I do not do DATY but I do give amazing head. (or so I'm told ;-) ) Just in case you were wondering I LOVE greek, russian, italian, and digets. I am also very open minded to role play, bdsm and fetish. Just ask you will be happily surprised.

thanks for all your kind words,

luv,
desiree