BUSTED :( Venables (Near La Casa Gelato)

[Spiff]

*Alright I just finished typing this and scrolled to the top and realised its pretty long, so heres the disclaimer, no juicy porn in this post, just a "review" of my experience getting busted by the VPD. So if thats what you want, read on!!


Also this is my first post, altho I have been a long time lurker, I just feel tonight definitely justifies being shared with you all



Well, got the urge tonight that only could be scratched by a 20 dollar low track BJ, so I rolled up a fatty and headed out on patrol.

Pickins were pretty slim tonight, I saw a REAL hotty hanging around near cordova and heatley, but something told me she might be LE (the whole TGTBT thing) so I passed by and kept cruising around. After about 30 minutes of nothing I saw the same hottie walking towards tranny town, and thought to myself "if shes walkin down here she probably aint a cop" so I swing over and pick her up. Damn she looks good.

She hops in and says her name (I think it was Tammy, I honestly cant remember now after all this crap) SHes a tall, leggy brunette with a short skirt and low cut top. If you have ever seen "The wedding singer" she looked near identical to the chick that left Adam Sandler waiting at the altar, his first GF. Hot hot hot....

Anyways she asks whats up I say how much for a BJ she quotes me 40 and I sawy hey I only got 20 to which she replies well 40 is what she charges, she tehn says she doesnt usualyl hang around this area and knows the other girls here will lower their prices but 40 is what she charges. To this I give her a and say really all I can pull out is 30 bucks, its literally all I have. She says OK (SCORE! i am thinking, this is one of those Low trakc GEMS and she is finally mine!!!) "No other girl around here will suck your cock the way I am going to suck your cock" she says ohhhhhh boy I start gettin real excited by now.


So she says she knows a good place and takes me around back some building behind La Casa Gelato (I have been taken here before, and even then I got a bad feeling about the place) and we park. We start to chat as she gets ready to take her top off and we get the donation out of the way. I start puffin away on my joint and as soon as I start to undo my pantaloons I see lights ahead comin down the alley SHIT car comes around the corner and sure enough, its a ghost car.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK tammy or marcy or whatever her name is starts going oh shit, tell them you know my sister form burnaby north or something and Im just seeing my life flash before my eyes.


Sure enough cop flicks his lights on bla bla bla the whole ordeal begins, I pull over, they take the girl out ask me for my license and insurance, great I cant find my insurance. Guy takes my license and heads back to his car. The SW comes up to my window and goes "alright honey I guess they are gonna give you a ticket, sorry about this see you next time!" and walks off, even tho I am in the middle of getting busted all I can think of is her saying "...the way I am gonna suck your cock......" over and over again, the long lost blowjob...

So the cops start givin me shit because they saw a pack of Rizlas in the front and managed to spot my 100 dollar Space Case Bud Buster in the backseat. Meanwhile while cop A is givin me shit for that, cop B comes up and lets me know hey your insurance expired june 5th WHAT fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk now I am really screwed.

Basically after that, cops turned into massive dick mode, started rooting through all my shit and givin me a hard time for the weed and the insurance (meanwhile I am countin up the dollars in my head and assessing the charges Im gonna be boned with) and search me and the rest of my car, makin a huge mess while they wait for the tow truck to arrive. Finally tow truck arrives and cop A shoves a ticket in my face for 600 bones "Im letting you off easy with a no insurance ticket bla bla bla" so I sign it, knowing ironically enough this IS the easy way.....

After that theyt ake my key, give me back my license and basically tell me to bugger off.

I just finished walking home (near oakridge) from all the way out there, and honestly the only thing I could think about the whole walk home was

"...the way I am gonna suck your cock......"


Fucking cops, they cant stop me, I WILL find her again and get that long lost blowjob, and then I shall stand victorious.........

until then....Fuck.

 

[Spiff]

Oh also if anybody knows of the chick I am talking about and has contact info or anything else on her (Hattrick I am hoping you can pull through for me here!) please feel free to lemme know!!

 

[Spiff]

Yah I honestly never even thought about my bud buster, its been like a billion years since I have even considered hiding my marijuana (a habit I guess I am going to have to break, aka slopiness ) *Smacks head on desk*


I really loved that buster too, had it for years...... thats what I am most choked about now

 

[mr.e]

i'm sorry but after reading that, this thread DEFINITELY calls for some Nelson

 

[Spiff]

i'm sorry but after reading that, this thread DEFINITELY calls for some Nelson

all i can say is i am truly honoured by your choice of hazing method

 

[mick_eight]

Did you at least have a rocky road ice cream.

 

[Spiff]

nah it was like 1am


fuck....

 

[Fillup]

hmmm. Expired insurance, maijuana paraphinalia, marijuana, and a hooker. $600.00 seems pretty light. Still giving up a good BJ seems dissapointing.

 

[jimbo2006]

you got off easy there bud. try doing any of those 3 things south of the border..

Anyways, not to rub it in, but the math guy in me keeps thinking about the 20 bjs from this gal you just flushed down the toilet

Oh one more thing..r u sure it wasn't a setup? Sounds like a huge coincidence to me espec if the 2 of u hadn't even gotten started yet...right?

 

[mr.e]

she was prob a cop

 

[Fillup]

I'm not sure a cop would say "I'm going to suck your cock like it's never been sucked". I hope so though.

 

[henryhill]

Sorry about the shitty luck. Thanks for sharing with us.

 

[myselftheother]

BAd luck my friend...always go with your guts on anything... never ignore the "little" voice when it sez to scram.

 

[randylahey]

doesn't sound like she was a cop, cuz they easily would have busted you when you agreed on the price for a blowjob.

Possibly she knows the cops and is baiting, though; she gets to keep your money, they get some cheap busts, etc. ... and she's probably sucking their dicks on the side.

Others have said it, but, seriously: you don't leave paraphernalia laying around in plain site, you're just giving them probable cause to search you and your car.

All in all, $600 is a cheap lesson learned... and you're lucky you didn't get into the john database.

 

[tarzan]

What's this John's database or DISC?

If this is your first offense, you can dispute the ticket and ask to have the fines reduced. Judges are more lenient on first time offenders.

 

[Spiff]

What's this John's database or DISC?

If this is your first offense, you can dispute the ticket and ask to have the fines reduced. Judges are more lenient on first time offenders.

Ya I thought of that, but the thing is the ticketing officer "usually" is there in court also, and can you just imagine that "Your honour if he can afford 20 dollars for a BJ he can afford to pay his ticket"

 

[srycruiser]

cops wont get into car

Yeah, it is true that an undercover female cop will never get into your vehicle. The reason being, is that they lose all control of the situation (ie the guy can freak out and go screaming off into a wall or whatever, as well as pull a weapon, in which any defensive position by the cop would be feeble at best) So, if they refuse to get into the vehicle pror to service and $ negotiation, say adios.

 

[alyb]

$30-$40 blowjobs?!?

Are you kidding me?!? If this girl needs....say 4 a day to basically SURVIVE.... then no shit the cops are going to be buzzing around those areas. Not to mention the fact that oral herpes, HSV-1 whome MOST of the population asymptomatically carries, can get transferred to the genitals more often than people give credit. I'd say you're treadin' on thin ice and if I knew this girl I'd call her and ask her what in the f*ck she's thinking and get her some help.

No dude driving around that I have no IP address....other info from...is worth $40 dollars. Poor girls! Daddy really should've been around for them!

 

[JustAGuy]

At the risk of coming across as Goody Two Shoes, you ought to be thanking your lucky stars that their shift into "massive dick mode" resulted in you getting off as lightly as you did, Spiff. I'm the first to say our drug laws are absurd and archaic and need changing but until that happens, they did catch you with weed and paraphrenalia, right? And they did catch you driving a vehicle without insurance, right? You ought to consider it a big plus that you weren't cuffed and dragged off to the station. They must have just been on the receiving end of some of those incredible bj's from the lady you picked up and as a result they were in a pretty mellow frame of mind.

 

[KYG]

There's no excuse or sympathy for not renewing your insurance. You would have gotten caught eventually. How could you forgot something as important as that?