I went on a couple of dates with this gal and realized i cant stand her. Told her I hated kids and that did the trick. Later that night she broke it off and telling gals i hate kids works almost everytime.
Best way to get someone to breakup with you
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is that the same blond chick you were talking about lately?
the break thing is so odd now..
if you dont like kids fine!
when you get old to the senior house you will be more then glad to see your grand kids visit you,
no it's a new gal and im in my 30s with no regrets. When im in the seniors home i'll enjoy the peace of not having lame family members visit me
i see..that your life dude.. i know i wont be alone.
maybe one day you will remember what i told you.
For some people they love to be surrounded by family members and that's ok for them. I still have friend to hangout with and i'll get a dog or cat someday. What's good for you may not be good for others.
asian guy. i couldn't agree with you more. i detest kids. people say kids are wonderful, that they're the future, and blah blah blah. all i see are snot nosed, germ carrying, poop machines whose only purpose in life is to eat their parents out of house and home. and what happens when puberty comes around? they shit all over you and blame you for everything.
don't get me wrong. if i meet some girl, and she somehow manages to coerce me into marraige, or gets pregnant i'm completely able to step up to the responsibility. but i would expect a full apology once said child reaches adulthood.
every parent should be blessed with the words, "mom/dad, i am so sorry for being born" at some point in their life.
oh and if you want to break up with a girl you don't like...have your buddies hide in the closet before you get busy with her. and about half way through (when you go to hit it from the back) have them jump outta the closet and hollar SUPPLIES!!!!!! and see how long you can hold on. (this is called rodeo sex)
don't get me wrong. if i meet some girl, and she somehow manages to coerce me into marraige, or gets pregnant i'm completely able to step up to the responsibility. but i would expect a full apology once said child reaches adulthood.
every parent should be blessed with the words, "mom/dad, i am so sorry for being born" at some point in their life.
oh and if you want to break up with a girl you don't like...have your buddies hide in the closet before you get busy with her. and about half way through (when you go to hit it from the back) have them jump outta the closet and hollar SUPPLIES!!!!!! and see how long you can hold on. (this is called rodeo sex)
i agree with poop machine and stuffs. ain't fun at all to pick it every day. i had been there. that the dark side of the moon lets say..then other side is cool when they show you they love you.
that make more sence in your statement. you must be ready to have them..
sorry mom and dad too..i feel it to..but promise ill catch up.
best advise littleasianguy if you dont like the lady break up now. because more you delai more she might be into you and befor she get pregnat because i think is terrible to raise children appart.
I think the all time best way to make sure a girl would break up with you would be to show her the perb review section and tell her that your handle is Hatrick.
Nothing personal dude, I like you and all.. but, you gotta admit, it would probably work pretty well
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Nothing personal dude, I like you and all.. but, you gotta admit, it would probably work pretty well
.Acting like a total ass because you are too chicken to break it off with whomever it is you are dating, will bite you in the ass later. Imagine all the BS that had been recycled on how you acted, what you said. It's a false reflection that you will not be proud of hearing. Just be straight with the person.
This gal is bitchy and constantly want gifts. She's more interested in how much i have and what i own.
Dude. What did your folks do to you to mess you up so badly?
dood, my parents didn't do anything to me. in fact, my parents are awesome. i just look around the world and see all the things i want to do, and places i want to see and think to myself "man, if i had kids...i'd have to kiss all that good-bye" and by that reasoning i can only assume that my parents had the same hopes and dreams until me and my sister came around. sure,they say we're their world, and how proud they are of us, but we all know there's always that small percentage of resentment everyone holds.
and yes, for the record, i was this much of an asshole when i was a kid, as i am now
Mr. Blonde, are you married or have you ever been in a serious relationship? I am asking because even if I know that everyone experiences "Love" in their own way, I am sure that if you've ever been truly in tune with a partner, the last thing you would think would be about how you're giving up on great opportunities by being with that person.
and by that reasoning i can only assume that my parents had the same hopes and dreams until me and my sister came around. sure,they say we're their world, and how proud they are of us, but we all know there's always that small percentage of resentment everyone holds.
and yes, for the record, i was this much of an asshole when i was a kid, as i am now
Same thing goes for having kids. If you have to constantly think that you're giving up all those great things from your life by having kids, then my friend, you are not ready to be a Dad. What a lame feeling to have when you look at your loved ones and you have nothing but a "me, myself and I" feeling of bitterness and resentment because they're getting in your way.
Just my 2 cents.
That sounds like a good enough reason not to want to see her anymore... Why lie about something else?
i am reminded of the time i tried to break up with a girl using a line i got from the simpsons. the one where homer tells lisa when she trying to get ralph to stop asking her out "i am not gay but i'll learn" well it had the exact opposite affect because she was a fan of the show as well and she knew the line. so she laughed and we dated for another week when i finially manned up and told her i didn't think it was going to work. so nowadays hope she breaks up with me so that i can avoid the pressure of breaking up with someone
i agree ... even trying to let someone down easy can bite you
in the ass ...
there never is an easy way to reject someone and no one likes
to be rejected so just be kind but firm: "Its not you, its all the hookers!"
Hmmm...
Best way-DUNNO.
Worst way???
Okay I have some ideas. I have been guilty of a few. Super chicken. Super lame.
DON'T text message (done it) That was crazy because we were a close couple when we were together and I think neither of us wanted to break up but we were fighting on text message and low and behold...that is how I said FINE LOOSE MY NUMBER! Or something to that extent. We have since reconnected as friends. (I hear Britney Spears did that with Fed-Ex and it was a similar nasty experience).
Text message breakup is bad. Just remember that. That is all the insight I can give. I suck at this stuff
Best way-DUNNO.
Worst way???
Okay I have some ideas. I have been guilty of a few. Super chicken. Super lame.
DON'T text message (done it) That was crazy because we were a close couple when we were together and I think neither of us wanted to break up but we were fighting on text message and low and behold...that is how I said FINE LOOSE MY NUMBER! Or something to that extent. We have since reconnected as friends. (I hear Britney Spears did that with Fed-Ex and it was a similar nasty experience).
Text message breakup is bad. Just remember that. That is all the insight I can give.
I suck at this stuffBest way to break up with a guy
1) you dont, you just leave him hanging and tell him nothing... just dont pick up the phone
2) belch loudly on the phone. and tell him that you learned as of late that you really dig chicks
3) warn him ahead of of time that you freak out, and get emotional when you have your period.. and need lots of extra affection
4) tell him that you give really bad blow jobs.. and that he should just start looking and move on now..
can't at this moment think of any other llnes that I have used
1) you dont, you just leave him hanging and tell him nothing... just dont pick up the phone
2) belch loudly on the phone. and tell him that you learned as of late that you really dig chicks
3) warn him ahead of of time that you freak out, and get emotional when you have your period.. and need lots of extra affection
4) tell him that you give really bad blow jobs.. and that he should just start looking and move on now..
can't at this moment think of any other llnes that I have used
