How much money does Trawler make"

[mm_ll]

So everytime I log on here there is at least one or two posts by trawler.

How much money does he make that he can "TRAWL" this much lol.

From the previous post we know he has a roomate, which likely means he rents, and does not own. Dude, I appreciate the reviews (A LOT!) but maybe you should save some money.

 

[webguy]

Aside from working for me...

He works at Tim Horton's, so he's making about 30/hr right now.

Instead of a jag he drives a lada...

His cell phone is one of those "air strike" portable ones from the early 90's...

He only has one suit, one pair of shoes no undewear, but lots of hats...

He doesn't have a gym pass... (get enough excercise going up and down the steps at Legends and C9).

No medical conditions that require drugs...

No drugs that require insane income...

Eats at work, so doesn't have food bills...

It's his mom's house...

His roommate pays the mortage...

His mom is the roommate... (he's only allowed out till midnight- that's why he goes to parlours- they close at 11).

He gets a kick back from Fred Z for keeping the board busy- (form of a coupon at Wendys for a free baked potatoe)

He invests part of his Tim Horton's cheques into shady land deals...

He spends a lot of time at my online casino PLUG- www.luckyhog.com PLUG PLUG

He doesn't own a computer, he uses his roommates...so he deosn't have dell payments

His roommate goes to bingo a lot and leaves her winnings in her "bingo jar" from which he purloins loonies to support his habit.

He goes to church and takes cash from the offering plate... he has it down to a science- he can go to baptist chirch in the mornings, catholic curch in the evenings and on saturday he is 7th day adventist.

He runs his own online advice colum, in which he gives advice about threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes and group sex... www.asktrawler.com (not affiliated with www.luckyhog.com PLUG PLUG PLUG

 

[tangowango]

Well Done Webguy, wtf does it matter how much he makes or where/sho he spends it

It his business and none of ours, as long as he keeps posting reviews

Ps: A Lada, are any of them rust buckets even allowed on the road anymore?

 

[trawler]

webguy you ratted on me ...

GAWD I am LMAO. Your post should be on Letterman.

 

[nikitasp]

Hey Webguy, am I not giving you enough work to do???????? LOL that is the funniest shit I have ever heard!!!!! BTW, MM_II, Trawler is one of the smartest investors I have ever met he does not rent nor does he have to worry about saving money. Maybe you should mind your own biz??

 

[xxxbrian]

Instead of a jag he drives a lada...

Here I thought he took the bus and didn't drive. That could be an extra $600-$900 a month ( or more ) to poon instead of being for a vehicle, insurance and gas.


Nikita and Sineh decided to do the 4:30-8:30 pm duo happy hour $100 savings so he can take the bus in peak transit periods!



A lada would cost lots to fix - I know it would not cost that much in car payments.




Brian


PS. Was thinking to book ( finaly meet ) Nikita today - glad I didn't if Mr. T wore her out!

 

[ryencoke]

Hey Webguy, am I not giving you enough work to do???????? LOL that is the funniest shit I have ever heard!!!!! BTW, MM_II, Trawler is one of the smartest investors I have ever met he does not rent nor does he have to worry about saving money. Maybe you should mind your own biz??

That's very nice to stick up for your #1 customer Nikita. But do you think a "smart investor" might not be stuck in Edmonton with 2nd rate sp's and maybe travelling this great world?

Cheers

 

[webguy]

That's very nice to stick up for your #1 customer Nikita. But do you think a "smart investor" might not be stuck in Edmonton with 2nd rate sp's and maybe travelling this great world?

Cheers

What a dumb ass comment.
Go have more coke.

 

[Bare_Facts]

Thanks for the laughs Webguy. I know I, along with many others here on PERB I'm sure, wish I could enjoy the hobby as much as Trawler. I think you have hit it on the head, it's not just how much you make it's also how you spend it.

Think about this guys, if you don't have rent or a mortgage every month (I'm not saying this is Trawler's case, cause I don't know) you have a lot more disposable income. Where would you spend it?

And after Nikita's post, I'm guessing Trawler is now being solicited for investment advice! Just make sure you charge the appropriate management fees Trawler

 

[ryencoke]

What a dumb ass comment.
Go have more coke.

Well said Webguy. Way to stick in the weeds and pop out just when an overhyped sp needs some help.

Get over yourself dude.

Cheers

 

[javtown]

Actually I am not really interested in how much Trawler makes, but I do want to know how much he spends per month on pooning...

 

[webguy]

Well said Webguy. Way to stick in the weeds and pop out just when an overhyped sp needs some help.

Get over yourself dude.

Cheers

Yea, these girls really need my help... and I'm helping them by posting that you made a dumb ass comment?

"But do you think a "smart investor" might not be stuck in Edmonton with 2nd rate sp's and maybe traveling this great world?"

You really should do your research before you say stuff.
With that comment you are implying that
#1. No smart investor would be located in Edmonton. (Hope you don't like hockey cause that was a whole group of really smart investors)

#2.that Trawler doesn't travel... he does, lots. (And he takes girls with him).

#3.that you are privy to some secret vision of what "smart" investors really do.

#4. Your handle implies that you do, or sell coke. Yea-that's cool. (Or maybe ryenpepsi was taken)

#5."Overhyped sp" shows you have a dislike for nikita, or her parlour- and you have decided that everyone who likes her, (and you are waaay in the minority here), you dislike. Not only does that show your questionable judgment- have you even met her? but it's prejudicial and not even based on your own experience. Do you hate everyone who likes bowler hats- and makes bowler hats, and has a friend who has seen a bowler hat?

#6.The thread was started in fun to poke fun at Trawler, only a moron would get on and rebuke it, and dis other participants- are you that bored?

#7.My comment wasn't in anyone’s defense. You just decided that you don't like me because I don't like you. You really did make a dumb ass comment, and now you are defending yourself. Soon the hole you dig will be so big you might get you're entire ego in it.

#8. Trawler probably makes more money than you anyway. I'm guessing here based on your obvious limited intelligence and prejudicial attitude.

#9. There is no number 9.

#10.you will probably post back saying something about my typing skills, or spelling or something in a vain effort to seem smart. Don't bother, its way to transparent. Just go do another line, or bottle of coke, cause none of us are interested in your sad unfounded opinions of your piers.

why don't you www.asktrawler.com what he thinks?

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

Disposable income maybe?
Most of us on here are in the upper income range anyways, it dosent matter what any of us do for a job. I think alot of us rather keep those details to ourselfs, I hate when a SP asks what I do, I allways make something up.

 

[ryencoke]

Yea, these girls really need my help... and I'm helping them by posting that you made a dumb ass comment?

"But do you think a "smart investor" might not be stuck in Edmonton with 2nd rate sp's and maybe traveling this great world?"

You really should do your research before you say stuff.
With that comment you are implying that
#1. No smart investor would be located in Edmonton. (Hope you don't like hockey cause that was a whole group of really smart investors)

#2.that Trawler doesn't travel... he does, lots. (And he takes girls with him).

#3.that you are privy to some secret vision of what "smart" investors really do.

#4. Your handle implies that you do, or sell coke. Yea-that's cool. (Or maybe ryenpepsi was taken)

#5."Overhyped sp" shows you have a dislike for nikita, or her parlour- and you have decided that everyone who likes her, (and you are waaay in the minority here), you dislike. Not only does that show your questionable judgment- have you even met her? but it's prejudicial and not even based on your own experience. Do you hate everyone who likes bowler hats- and makes bowler hats, and has a friend who has seen a bowler hat?

#6.The thread was started in fun to poke fun at Trawler, only a moron would get on and rebuke it, and dis other participants- are you that bored?

#7.My comment wasn't in anyone’s defense. You just decided that you don't like me because I don't like you. You really did make a dumb ass comment, and now you are defending yourself. Soon the hole you dig will be so big you might get you're entire ego in it.

#8. Trawler probably makes more money than you anyway. I'm guessing here based on your obvious limited intelligence and prejudicial attitude.

#9. There is no number 9.

#10.you will probably post back saying something about my typing skills, or spelling or something in a vain effort to seem smart. Don't bother, its way to transparent. Just go do another line, or bottle of coke, cause none of us are interested in your sad unfounded opinions of your piers.

why don't you www.asktrawler.com what he thinks?

Happy Easter Web Guy!!

Thanks for your kind words. I am not here to put down Trawler at all, in fact I have private messaged him many times in the past as he seems to have a vast knowledge of this industry.
To answer a few of your petty shots.
-I have had a session with Nikita in the past, it was alright but I wouldn't rank it in the top 10 or so in Edmonton. If you had a better session with her congrats to you, I like more of a spinner type.
-I am not here to talk about my job, I make decent money but in know means do I make 7 figures a year.
-I am not going to attack your spelling or grammer, I think you have done enough damage to yourself already.

Cheers!!

 

[chrisdregina]

-I am not going to attack your spelling or <b>grammer</b>, I think you have done enough damage to yourself already.
Cheers!!

Corrected: "<b>gramm<u>A</u>r</b>"

Ironic?

(kidding...just bugging ya )

 

[mm_ll]

how much does he spend anyways

i guess many people had things to say on this topic lol

one post did bring up an interesting question though - how much does trawler spend per month on the habit

care to weigh in on the subject trawler

 

[trawler]

mm_ll that ? I can elablorate on with ease ...

I spend about half of what my X-Wife used to cost me per month and I get laid much more regularely

 

[mm_ll]

haha

Nice reply trawler lol

But I'm sure more PERBites than just me would like to know how deep this rabbit hole goes...I'm pretty certain you're ahead of most of us in the race down to Wonderland...so tell us how much it costs to get there, and also what it looks like lol

 

[thebhc]

Well first of all if there is a Lada left out there I'd love to buy it. It was LeCar of a generation. A low income one, but a generation none the less. Of course one such treasure would cost money, which we would all have if Trawler would start one of those travelling investor strategy tours which the Sutton Place Hotel so loves to host. Ah to dream, a nice house with a four car garage for my Lada, Pinto, Aries K and Pontiac Acadian. One for drives to studios in each corner of the city.

As for Trawler's comments about his ex wife, I found them to crude, low brow and completly uncalled for. Which is exactly why I loved every word of it. I'm counting down the days till mine is officially an ex and then I can join in. Oh and as for how much ol trawl spend per month. I figure about half as much as most people on here would like to be able to. Anyway gone off long enuf, besides need to go and dream up a paint sceam for that Acadian.

P.S. I should really not come on this board drunk. This is what you get

 

[freakychef]

You know opinions are like..

....assholes. As I have said before like him or hate him he does provide usefull intel. People angry with him are just jealous thats all. Me included. He has the means and oppurtunity to enjoy a nice sex filled life with hot babes. How can you hate a guy for that, probably have never even met him or know anything about his or any other pooners real life. Now I have been pooning for 16-17 plus years and in many other countries too and still probably cannot come close to Trawlers quantity. However to me it is about quality. Even if I only pooned once a month I want that session to be out of this world. As for Legends, Nikita etc. Been there to the studio enough and have seen Nikita. While she is not my personal fav it is my right to state how I feel. I am honest however never do I ever try to be derogatory towords a provider. it is not personal. If the session is not good or the service not to your liking just do not repeat move on. Plenty of sp's to suit everyones taste's. Thats the beauty of this and other boards, the variety and information exchange. My two cents.