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ironchefbabe

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hey fellow pooners.....

can anyone give me better insights on the Alley Cats body rub in Surrey. their girls look so hot. they have an inclusive price of $$ 1 hr, $.40 for 30 mins... is this a nice place for pooning???

can these prices still be haggled down? is it clean and safe there?

the irony of it all is that they are so close to a LE sub-station. har har har!

thanks for the help.....
 

brownwaterbug

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Alley cats

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Don't waste your money nor your time. It's rip off. I went there before and service is below zero. U might better off with a independent SP.
 

tinkertailor

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been there a few times.
hit and miss basically.

interesting to see you find the girls hot :confused: as i didn't.

some say the inclusive price includes CBJ only.
some say the inclusive price includes 1 position only.
some say the inclusive price is for FS.
but, i didn't find the place, girls, services worth the money overall.
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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This is a Major Rip off. You can probably find the same ladies that work in there crusing K. George Hwy after closing time.
 

JerrySp

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Alleycats is a waste of time and not to mention, a dump. I dont know where this "hot girl" thing came from. I guess if you like big 200 pound biker chicks thats the place to go since I have never seen any different. I could be wrong though as I only went there once. Overall my opinion, would never go by there again too many crack heads around and nothing worth the time.
 

Sexy Alysha

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I have had a few friends that work there and believe me...the LE down the road and across the street have waaaaaaaay better things to do being on KG and 108th, then to bother with an MP. All inclusive means "ALL" inclusive and usually you cannot bargin a MP. If a door person or girl at ANY MP says all inclusive.....it means everything is included. And for the girls being dumpy....you can find a dumpy girl at any MP you go to. Having worked in MP and for agencies before, you should not judge a book by its cover cause I have seen some pretty nasty looking girls make really good money. Maybe their service is better, they may be willing to go the extra mile to get repeat customers if they aren't the type to get picked right off the bat. Just a few things I felt like saying.....thanks ;)
 

mr.homer

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location??? the girls have changed i know i said i like breeanna the best but none of the girls have ripped me off!!!!! infact they have a web site www.alleycatsbodyrub.com check out all the different girls ??????? its not that bad there some people are scard but there is no reason to be...............................................................................:eek:
 

tedsweettangv

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I went there like a year ago. OK, not great. As good as Temptations, but the rooms aren't as nice, not as good as Great Pharaoh.
 

mr.e

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"mr.homer=chrlsnchrg=Alley Cats"


That's what i'm thinking. Like i've said before I drove by and it looked like a dump and I saw the black pimp outside and he was dressed as if he was some sort of big time gangsta. He and one of the girls who looked really dirty were having a smoke.

Avoid this place if ya know whats good for you. It looks awful from the outside and has gotten bad reviews for a reason
 

judas

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somebody should see christine at alleyskanks!!!she looks good but I had to turn her down due to her hightrack, shit dont stink attiude,im sure someone must have seen her,I have been wrong before mabye shes alright but i had to go with my gut on this one.as for it being a rip joint,that is very true,the girls are like fucking hyaenas if they sense there is a chance to get you for ur money they will jump at it.gota love that location!!!
 

Quarter Mile'r

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"mr.homer=chrlsnchrg=Alley Cats"
Avoid this place if ya know whats good for you. It looks awful from the outside and has gotten bad reviews for a reason
One thing about foreseen pimping up of a place it never ceases to
amaze me how all the nay sayers come out of the woodwork. :rolleyes:
Obviously for good reason in this case it would seem as I've never been
there nor do I think I'll ever venture there.

somebody should see christine at alleyskanks!!!she looks good but I had to turn her down due to her hightrack, shit dont stink attiude,im sure someone must have seen her,I have been wrong before mabye shes alright but i had to go with my gut on this one.as for it being a rip joint,that is very true,the girls are like fucking hyaenas if they sense there is a chance to get you for ur money they will jump at it.gota love that location!!!
Let's take this one step further. Checked out the rates and it looks
all inclusive. So do they try and hit you up for more when your behind
the door?
Like I've said a million times. The girl can look like a ten but if she ain't
got good attitude/personality she ain't got S**T !!


............QM'r
 

Sir Jim

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Why doesn't somebody stop by?

It has been years (5 maybe) since I was there a couple times and both
were OK. One was a blonde lady who mentioned she had hosted in Japan for a while and was more interested in fishing holes for her and her friend than anything else. As I recall I had a nude HJ. Don't recall the price. This one said she didn't know what "Greek" meant. Like a dummy I believed her.

On another occasion had a tall brunette who gave the massage on the table and then insisted on having me lie with her on the futon for the nude HJ. I wasn't into FS at that time. She really went at my nipples with her mouth during the tug part.

As I remember you had to shower in another area and then walk back to your suite. I didn't like this as the other ladies are doing the laundry. This may have changed.

The ladies look fine to me on the web site. Kudos to them for investing and putting up a site.
 

paul(surrey)

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dont see whats soooooooo bad

thats too bad so many of you feel that way cause ive there quite a bit only on minor prob didnt get a good back rub??????? see when i go there i look for a nice sweet classy but fun girl ive seen jasmine, christina, breeanna,malibu , all lots of fun they r all worth seeing again have seen a few more but nothing to bragg about u see i dont know why all you guys got treated that way or "see" all those things because ive never got treated like shit or walked all over its been nice and those who dont ask for tip get a tip.............no matter where ive been i get hit up for more cash .............we all know the naibourhood around alleycats is not that great but i have to say its not all that bad in side( not all fat biker girls )the youngest girl ive seen there was 19, every girl is diff thats whats so fun about it theres always new girls in there from time to time ya yearrs back there was "bad" girls but these days its not all that bad
 
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mr.e

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thats too bad so many of you feel that way cause ive there quite a bit only on minor prob didnt get a good back rub??????? see when i go there i look for a nice sweet classy but fun girl ive seen jasmine, christina, breeanna,malibu , all lots of fun they r all worth seeing again have seen a few more but nothing to bragg about u see i dont know why all you guys got treated that way or "see" all those things because ive never got treated like shit or walked all over its been nice and those who dont ask for tip get a tip.............no matter where ive been i get hit up for more cash .............we all know the naibourhood around alleycats is not that great but i have to say its not all that bad in side( not all fat biker girls )the youngest girl ive seen there was 19, every girl is diff thats whats so fun about it theres always new girls in there from time to time ya yearrs back there was "bad" girls but these days its not all that bad
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do you work for them to??

I drove by and there was close to no business, I saw 2 of the girls outside smoking with a funny looking pimp, the girls weren't really hot, they looked a bit dirty, I guess they're trying to get some business by attempting to advertise on here for free :rolleyes:
 

paul(surrey)

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do you work for them to??

I drove by and there was close to no business, I saw 2 of the girls outside smoking with a funny looking pimp, the girls weren't really hot, they looked a bit dirty, I guess they're trying to get some business by attempting to advertise on here for free :rolleyes:
join date feb2007 your a pro too
no ......but there not all ugley dirty girls there n whos pimp lol you must not have a life just to sit around and make fun of these girls :eek: you must be very insacure about yourself to sit around and make up lies and for what????????:confused: :eek: i think mr.e cant handle people being happy with going to alleycats and no im not a girl i had balls n dick last time i checked!!!!!! mr.e mr.e mr.e....................since nobody should go to this place you wanna get the job done for everyone your not dirty are you????????(
 

mr.e

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join date feb2007 your a pro too
no ......but there not all ugley dirty girls there n whos pimp lol you must not have a life just to sit around and make fun of these girls :eek: you must be very insacure about yourself to sit around and make up lies and for what????????:confused: :eek: i think mr.e cant handle people being happy with going to alleycats and no im not a girl i had balls n dick last time i checked!!!!!! mr.e mr.e mr.e....................since nobody should go to this place you wanna get the job done for everyone your not dirty are you????????(
LOL that place has gotten awful reviews in the past and i'm almost 100% sure you work for them and are trying to advertise here for free, i'm not lying, i saw what i saw when i drove by a few weeks ago and i'm just posting what I saw so people don't make a mistake and go there and regret it, the place looked like a dump to me and the pimp was really goofy and funny looking, are you getting mad because i'm hurting your business and your free advertising???

gimme a pm if you got a problem with me ok?
 

chrlsnchrg

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do you work for them to??

I drove by and there was close to no business, I saw 2 of the girls outside smoking with a funny looking pimp, the girls weren't really hot, they looked a bit dirty, I guess they're trying to get some business by attempting to advertise on here for free :rolleyes:
Have you been inside the place??:confused: Or do you just watch the parking lot??????? How do you know dude outside is a pimp????? And what made the girlz look dirty were they wearing stained torn clothing? Did you get a close up???? I've had nothing but :D good times :D at alley cats ........but I must work 4 them too!!!!!!:rolleyes: :confused:
 

paul(surrey)

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nothing but good times is right !!!!!!!!!!!Im not a girl mr.e:mad: and looks like they have lots of advertising for them selfs evertime ive gone in there the girls dressed fare from dirty and yes there r funny people around there how do you know they are being pimped why would there pimp be there???there pimp lol:rolleyes: its not kingsway!!!:eek: and people can have friends white black spanish asain eastindian girls or boys who r you to say mr.e........are u a lil rasit mr.e????:eek: i have been other places still from time to time but this is fare away from home so people i know dont see me and the girls are nice:eek: only one girl ive seen was bitchy but if you pic the right girls then you are ok sorry mr.e i dont have a prob with you so no i wont pm you couldnt be bothered oh ya im thinking of to alleycats tonight mr.e wanna join lol:rolleyes: ................................
 
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