Ivy on EC

hoopster33

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Has anyone seen Ivy yet? She looks reasonably promising from the pictures on EC.
 

Mchatte

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Has anyone seen Ivy yet? She looks reasonably promising from the pictures on EC.
Reminds me of an old song, "Mares eat oats, and does eat oats and little lambs eat Ivy!"

I hope I don't get baaaaanished for trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes!:rolleyes:

Must be some little lambs out there????

M
 

kazoo

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what ya said?

I have absolutely no idea what Mchatte said in the previous post. I ran it thru my universal knowledge algorithm aranging the words and letters of his prose in a billion combinations and trying to sort out anything that might mean something and well nothing......
 

gobby

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I think he should get a little time off for awhile.Always seems his posts are useless.:rolleyes:
 

ladysharah

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Do Not Agree!

:D You are so wrong,when I read MCHATTE posts they alway,s put a smile on my face and definitely a grin!I think his personalty and his charm and kind words to the ladies and other members shine on this board! My conclusion he is a great guy with a witty personalty,MCHATTE you are a kind soul! hugs and lot,s of kisses to all of you! xoxoxoxo SHARAH xoxoxoxo;) ;) ;) ;)
 
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Avery

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I have absolutely no idea what Mchatte said in the previous post. I ran it thru my universal knowledge algorithm aranging the words and letters of his prose in a billion combinations and trying to sort out anything that might mean something and well nothing......
It's a reference to this 1943 novelty song:

http://www.duchessathome.com/childrensongs/mareseatoats.html

http://www.dennislivingston.com/jl_mairzy.htm

I didn't realize Mchatte was that old! :p

So, someone please eat Ivy and TOFTT. :D
 

mikeoman

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Family legend has it that I was conceived at Woodstock, and I grew up in the 70's. I remember them playing Van Halen, Bryan Adams and Bon Jovi at my high school prom. I am very familiar with "Mairzy Doats", so you don't have to be a Baby Boomer to know these little ditties. :)

Anyhow, to bring this topic back on track... I saw Ivy's ad last weekend and was interested. Her measurements of 5'8", 150 pounds and looking like she had about a D cup caught my eye. I do like a nice natural rack and am not a fan of emaciated waifs. I took this admiration for full figured gals a bit too far when I had a session with Caress, but let's not go there again. :rolleyes:

Anyhow, this past weekend I started an email conversation with Ivy and found here to be very friendly, chatty, open minded and quite down to earth. With statements on her ad like "I am very kind, sweet and gentle" and "I find it fun to dress sexy, laugh and have a good time", and with what she shared with me through email, I decided to book an appointment with her. I guess I have this desire to TOFTT and discover Winnipeg's best and newest gem.

On Tuesday evening of this week I booked a one hour appointment with her for Thursday (today) at noon. Lo and behold, early this morning I got a very apologetic email from her, explaining that she had messed up her schedule and could not keep our appointment. She is a college student and today she had an exam worth a very large percentage of her final mark. I have a master's degree and have spent more years in higher education than I care to admit, so I do know the value of trying to improve oneself. Although I was disappinted and had a major case of blue balls, I was quite understanding and told her not to worry about it.

I'm going to try to book an appointment with her in a couple of weeks, once I have some free time at work. I will post a review then. If anyone else has the pleasure of seeing this lady before then, please post a review.
 

Avery

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I am very familiar with "Mairzy Doats", so you don't have to be a Baby Boomer to know these little ditties.
No, you have to be a Baby Boomer's parent! :p

...early this morning I got a very apologetic email from her, explaining that she had messed up her schedule and could not keep our appointment. She is a college student and today she had an exam worth a very large percentage of her final mark. I have a master's degree and have spent more years in higher education than I care to admit, so I do know the value of trying to improve oneself. Although I was disappinted and had a major case of blue balls, I was quite understanding and told her not to worry about it....
That's probably a good sign. At least she had the courtesy to cancel beforehand and not leave you hanging. It sounds like she understands the value of customer service.

Please post a review when you do see her. I enjoyed your review of Caress, even though it didn't exactly make me hot to trot to make an appointment with her. :D

BTW, since you like fuller figured ladies, have you tried Kayla/shedevil yet? Her stats are similar to Ivy's, and she's loads of fun.
 

mikeoman

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Avery said:
That's probably a good sign. At least she had the courtesy to cancel beforehand and not leave you hanging. It sounds like she understands the value of customer service.
Yes, she seems very aware of customer service. She did admit that she's still getting the hang of this job. I'm a pretty easy going guy, so I didn't get upset. I've had two very highly regarded ladies cancel out on me lately (migraine & a family emergency, both notified me by email or phone), so I'm learning that an appointment is not carved in stone. As long as they're as understanding if I had to cancel at the last minute.

Avery said:
BTW, since you like fuller figured ladies, have you tried Kayla/shedevil yet? Her stats are similar to Ivy's, and she's loads of fun.
No, I have't had the pleasure of spending time with Kayla yet. She does seem like a lot of fun, and her pictures do turn me on, but I'm somewhat intimidated by her "larger than life" persona online. I guess I look for more reserved, polite, "girl next door" types. Kittens rather than tigers. Lace rather than leather. Barry White rather than NIN. But it's always good to challenge yourself and try something new, so maybe I'll give her a call some day. As long as the rope burns and bite marks fade by the time I get home. :D
 

Mchatte

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:D You are so wrong,when I read MCHATTE posts they alway,s put a smile on my face and definitely a grin!I think his personalty and his charm and kind words to the ladies and other members shine on this board! My conclusion he is a great guy with a witty personalty,MCHATTE you are a kind soul! hugs and lot,s of kisses to all of you! xoxoxoxo SHARAH xoxoxoxo;) ;) ;) ;)
Thanks LS, I'm looking forward to putting a simile on your face in a different way in the near future, I hope. Gobby doesn't know humour even when it hits him in the face. Of course, if I were named after the contents of a spittoon I wouldn't be much fun either.
(Just in case you don't know what a spittoon is!)

Back on track, I'd love to hear how things go with Ivy if someone TOFTT and Kayla seems to be another lady that the guys are favoring! Winnipeg has a very fine selection of SPs compared to a lot of much larger Canadian cities.

M
 

Sixpak

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When he said "Thanks LS, I'm looking forward to putting a simile on your face in a different way in the near future, I hope." I immediately thought of LogSplitter too ..... See wehat effect he has on us! We need to get to know Lady Sharah better! or maybe have a diff nick for her!! :)
 
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