Recently had an experience with trying to see an SP who's in a newer high rise place. I hate some of these new buildings.
Arrived and had to park in a place with nowhere to purchase a ticket, only a sign forcing me to log onto a site to get the app. I fucking hate registering for all these different apps, so I took my chances, and parked without registering.
Off to the building. Phone them to get the code and am promptly sent the 4 digits. Then, nothing. Traffic noise is so loud I can't hear when the door is unlocked, so I keep going over and trying, then back to punch in the code. Finally, I follow a delivery guy inside.
Now, I get to the elevator, but of course, because I wasn't officially let in, it wouldn't activate for my floor. Then, another tenant came in, and used his fob to let me punch the floor, but it only brought me up to his floor. He told me I had to back to the lobby, and try again.
Back down and phoned them again, and they told me to follow the instruction on an image they sent, which was too small to see.
After a few more tries, they told me to go back outside, start the whole process over again, and run to the door as soon as I entered the code. Bingo! I'm in.
Get to the elevator, and the floor number works. Up to the right floor, and into the room.
Greeted by an older Asian woman who leads me into a dark room. When I show I can't see in the dark, she turns on a light, and she isn't the girl in the photo, but is friendly, even with zero English, and no phone translator.
Fish for my wallet. Fuck. Left it in the car. Back down, and had thoughts of bailing, but decided to go through with. Ended up accidentally paying more than requested, because I was fumbling with money I had set aside for someone else.
Luckily, got away without a parking ticket.
Who said pooning was easy?
Arrived and had to park in a place with nowhere to purchase a ticket, only a sign forcing me to log onto a site to get the app. I fucking hate registering for all these different apps, so I took my chances, and parked without registering.
Off to the building. Phone them to get the code and am promptly sent the 4 digits. Then, nothing. Traffic noise is so loud I can't hear when the door is unlocked, so I keep going over and trying, then back to punch in the code. Finally, I follow a delivery guy inside.
Now, I get to the elevator, but of course, because I wasn't officially let in, it wouldn't activate for my floor. Then, another tenant came in, and used his fob to let me punch the floor, but it only brought me up to his floor. He told me I had to back to the lobby, and try again.
Back down and phoned them again, and they told me to follow the instruction on an image they sent, which was too small to see.
After a few more tries, they told me to go back outside, start the whole process over again, and run to the door as soon as I entered the code. Bingo! I'm in.
Get to the elevator, and the floor number works. Up to the right floor, and into the room.
Greeted by an older Asian woman who leads me into a dark room. When I show I can't see in the dark, she turns on a light, and she isn't the girl in the photo, but is friendly, even with zero English, and no phone translator.
Fish for my wallet. Fuck. Left it in the car. Back down, and had thoughts of bailing, but decided to go through with. Ended up accidentally paying more than requested, because I was fumbling with money I had set aside for someone else.
Luckily, got away without a parking ticket.
Who said pooning was easy?






