Happy Valentines You Filthy Animals! 💕

[TheBellaRoseXo]

Roses are red,
Hearts skip a beat,
February shows up
With a shapely little treat.

Chocolate gets eaten,
Eyes catch a glance,
Cupid’s off duty
But still loves a dance.

Some love the romance,
Some savor the tease,
Some just enjoy
A little Valentine’s ease.

So here’s to good vibes,
Warm laughs, and delight—
Happy Valentine’s Day
To the naughty-but-polite. 💘

 

[Banged_Up]

There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon.
When least you’d expect ‘em
They’d burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon.

 

[luvsdaty]

 

[oldshark]

During the Second World War, Canada built the Valentine (British design) for the world to show our love for the Fascists! Happy Valentine's Day!

 

[luvsdaty]

 

[luvsdaty]

 

[angry anderson]

During the Second World War, Canada built the Valentine (British design) for the world to show our love for the Fascists! Happy Valentine's Day!

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initially equipped with a 2 pound shell.

Germans had their answer. 88 mm of pure love.

 

[luvsdaty]

initially equipped with a 2 pound shell.

Germans had their answer. 88 mm of pure love.
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Germans still lost 👍

 

[Uncled]

initially equipped with a 2 pound shell.

Germans had their answer. 88 mm of pure love.
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Size doesn't matter.

 

[oldshark]

initially equipped with a 2 pound shell.

Germans had their answer. 88 mm of pure love.
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The motors and transmissions were so poorly manufactured that most of these were lost to mechanical attrition. I am a history buff so I know the ins and outs of the subject. Couldn't help myself in posting a silly Valentine's. A better Valentine's would be if we didn't keep on using these sorts of vehicles.

 

[Harmony-bc]

Way to high jack a thread about love and turn it into war, you guys!! Haha.

happy Valentine’s Day to you too, Bella 💕💕💕