Newbie MetroVancouver Help/Tips Needed - Feb 2026

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It will be my first time trying any of the services in Metro Vancouver, and based on what I have read, massage parlours seem to be relatively beginner-friendly. That being said, I have a few questions I couldn't find answers to and would appreciate help/any tips from experienced people.

For Massage Parlours only:
1. Does it matter if the client is ethnic(not caucasian), or does it not matter? Any things to consider?
2. Being Cut vs Uncut. If the client is uncut. Do we need to tell this upfront? And when? I heard of SP's refusing BBBJ, etc.?
3. I have heard parlours having a fixed rate these days per hour. Does it matter if it is FS or half service? How and when do you communicate that and get the price?
4. If HS, would the SP be naked and would touching be allowed or is that an extra cost?
5. Does it matter if the client blows his load more than once in a 30min session?
6. Any scams or cop problems to be aware of? Any other tips?
7. Beginner-friendly parlours recommended?
8. Is it not worth it to go on the weekends due to the rush? Should I call ahead?
9. When do you discuss the services you want during the visit?
10. Let me know if I have understood the process incorrectly. i.e. Get in - ask for the price - ask to see the SP's(lineup) - choose 1 - pay the price - take a shower in the room and wait - do your thing - pay a tip(how much?) - head out.

Appreciate the help!
 
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KimbaCool said:
It will be my first time trying any of the services in Metro Vancouver, and based on what I have read, massage parlours seem to be relatively beginner-friendly. That being said, I have a few questions I couldn't find answers to and would appreciate help/any tips from experienced people.

For Massage Parlours only:
1. Does it matter if the client is ethnic(not caucasian), or does it not matter? Any things to consider? Nobody cares
2. Being Cut vs Uncut. If the client is uncut. Do we need to tell this upfront? And when? I heard of SP's refusing BBBJ, etc.? Being cut vs uncut doesn't impact the possibility of the BBBJ. You need to be clean in that area. And it is always up to the lady if she offers BBBJ and it varies.
3. I have heard parlours having a fixed rate these days per hour. Does it matter if it is FS or half service? How and when do you communicate that and get the price? Just ask up front how much it costs and if FS is includes. Read the reviews.
4. If HS, would the SP be naked and would touching be allowed or is that an extra cost? It depends on the MP but you work it out with each provider. They will tell you if it costs extra.
5. Does it matter if the client blows his load more than once in a 30min session? Depends on the provider. Typically it is one shot per session, especially in half an hour. But check with the provider.
6. Any scams or cop problems to be aware of? Any other tips? Go to reputable MPs which get reviewed on PERB and you decrease the possibility of scams. Cops generally don't bother these places.
7. Beginner-friendly parlours recommended? I would recommend Lily Skin & Body Care, Swan Lake, Tokyo which I think are generally friendly to beginners. Just tell the receptionist.
8. Is it not worth it to go on the weekends due to the rush? Should I call ahead? Whether or not it is busy is somewhat unpredictable. My only advice is to avoid lunch hour and quitting hour which is sometimes very busy.
9. When do you discuss the services you want during the visit? When you get there, talk to the receptionist - typically they help out.
10. Let me know if I have understood the process incorrectly. i.e. Get in - ask for the price - ask to see the SP's(lineup) - choose 1 - pay the price - take a shower in the room and wait - do your thing - pay a tip(how much?) - head out. When you pay the price it is up to your discretion to ad a tip. If you like the girl and plan to see her again, a tip is not a bad idea.

Appreciate the help!
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