Best insult, burn, etc you've encountered

[Pumped]

Someone posted something stupid online (I know, surprised me too!) and first post in response was:

"Were you home-schooled by a squirrel?"

 

[angry anderson]

My mother to me
" Seeing as you have neither good looks nor intelligence going for you, you should really work on your manners".

 

[PuntMeister]

“Looks like somebody just had their first Bud Light”

 

[Bizzaynass]

"Are you as stupid as you look?"

 

[onceayear]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

 

[islander1-1]

My response to a teen, telling me what to do..... "I guess I am too old to know everything"

 

[masterpoonhunter]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Right
And
Love matching wits with someone whose half equipped.

 

[Rusty razor]

Too bad that the best version of you went up your mother’s ass

 

[grusse]

from any girl..."is it in yet?""