Review -
I am going to review this like those pretentious movie critics and give you my life story...I am a sex addict, like hardcore, have absolutely zero control of myself once a gust touches my dick...That said, my use of these services is extramarital (judge away, you can't say any worse about me than I do to myself)
I want to stop this behavior, I have nothing against it, or the industry. Just obviously not for the married (imo)
All that being said, I am glad I just had the experience that I did. I am hoping it will push me to stop this stuff.
On to the review.
Booking - Easy 10/10
Location - Private entrance, but the interior door is wide open and in eye shot of the adjacent businesses receptionist...which no doubt she knew exactly what I was just doing as I left and she looked towards me.
Nice enough inside, bed was comfy. 7/10
SP - Older, attractive, I asked for Mini, so I will assume that's who it was (first time here) Great little body with nice fake boobs.
Massage - This was the main reason for my visit today, I have been insanely stiff the last few days and really wanted a decent massage as well...but boy oh boy was I disappointed.
I felt like I was being poke and prodded for half the massage it wasn't relaxing at all. She had sharp nails that she wasn't graceful with at all...Teasing was lack luster. There were however moments of brilliance where it felt fantastic but that was maybe 30% of the massage. I almost forgot to mention the nearly constant use of a phone, she went one handed half the time while she texted...Not sure why I didn't say anything or cut it short...Well I do...that lack of self control I mentioned. 3/10
Extra's The moments of brilliance moved toward the flip, body slide (again...no self control) was nice while it lasted and then she took a damn phone call....While on the phone with a "telus guy" she mindlessly jackhammered until I have the most boring orgasm of my life... 2/10
Investment $160 - Again I had in mind just a massage with H.E. but I have no idea how to say no to these women.
So all in all I walked away with much regret, my personal and financial life hate me right now.
Bonus point - If you do this like I do...be careful she scratched the shit out of me and now I am panicking about that... might raise questions at home.
The math doesn't add up but I am going with 2/10, would not repeat.
Read my other reviews, I am quite fair so take this how you will...
