Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately?

[LC18]

• I cannot wait for summer because I’m a short skirts/dresses kinda gal.

• I hope I don’t look like a granny when I put my shower cap on to shower with my clients

• I wonder if my neighbour has seen me naked yet (our windows are kind of facing each other)

• Where do people go out in the middle of the week? Why are the streets so busy?

• Did my mom find my sex toys and leashes or not? I hope not. Really really hope not.

• I need to find a way to travel to Vancouver

 

[Pumped]

I was bringing in the garbage cans today and then washed my hands three times afterwards. I was really grossed out thinking about what other stuff the garbage collectors might have touched before they touched my garbage cans.

A couple days ago I had a session with an SP and went hog wild with DATY on her -- zero hesitation. Totally yummy.

I must be the weirdest germaphobe on the planet.

 

[LC18]

How many times do you wash your hands when you cook @Pumped ?

 

[Pornholio]

• I need to find a way to travel to Vancouver

❤

 

[Pornholio]

Also what’s on my mind. Pre-booking. What goes through my mind, when I have to pre-book to see someone, and I’m not in the mood. Like zero interest when the day/ moment happens. Do I cancel and risk not being about to book again, as being a flake or bad client. Agency/girl blacklists me. Can I just say not feeling it, but she has declined other bookings to make this appt, so obviously not fair to her. Then it’s my first time seeing this provider, will my non interest ruin future bookings since I wasn’t in the right head space to receive this provider, and then have negative/meh opinions of said provider though no fault of hers? Or just go and go through the motions?

 

[Forum mod]

In no particular order:

I wish the provider on provider drama would stop and the ladies just ignore their competition, focus on clients and be cool to each other. Or even just ignoring each other would be an improvement.

I wish these idiot bros would stop creating new accounts and trolling the board constantly, it's getting awfully tedious banning them and they must be spending a shit ton on new VPNs.

If you complain about and hate PERB with such passion would stop stalking the board and posting about it regularly on Twitter. Move on with your life already, the obsession is, well, obsessive.

I wonder why newbies seem completely incapable of learning the difference between a review and a 411 post and the fact that in most cities, they belong in separate forums. The number of posts we move, or delete and issue warnings and bans for would blow your mind.

 

[Pumped]

How many times do you wash your hands when you cook @Pumped ?

I often wear vinyl gloves when I cook -- wash them first with soap and water and then prep ingredients for cooking. During the actual cooking I'll take the gloves off.

 

[luvsdaty]

Bacon
Jessica Biels ass
Bacon

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

 

[maniacalone]

• I cannot wait for summer because I’m a short skirts/dresses kinda gal.

• I hope I don’t look like a granny when I put my shower cap on to shower with my clients

• I wonder if my neighbour has seen me naked yet (our windows are kind of facing each other)

• Where do people go out in the middle of the week? Why are the streets so busy?

• Did my mom find my sex toys and leashes or not? I hope not. Really really hope not.

• I need to find a way to travel to Vancouver

In response to your thoughts

-women wearing summer dresses makes summer great

-nobody notices what’s on your head if you are naked in the shower

-if he has seen you naked, he surely would have booked by now

-we go to work because we need to be out and about all day to pay for a woman’s time one way or another (dating, married or otherwise)

-female intuition most likely means your mom knows what you do already and knows not to look for your work accessories

-you absolutely should visit Vancouver and reap the benefits of all the admirers you have

 

[VivaciousVivian]

* That cute puppy I saw in Mexico. Why didn’t I bring him home??

* how to level the ground under my new shed without disassembling it, and why did I let an amateur put it together unsupervised?

* my next vacation adventure. Bring better walking shoes this time.

* dad jokes. I need some new ones.

*a loop of the chorus of a sad song I liked yesterday, that’s been repeating in my head since yesterday. I don’t think I like it as much now.

 

[Alisha Cantaloupe]

In no particular order:

I wish the provider on provider drama would stop and the ladies just ignore their competition, focus on clients and be cool to each other. Or even just ignoring each other would be an improvement.

Hummm what do you consider like a provider drama? Do you think there is a justified reason for drama?

 

[Sophia Fae YVR]

- planning birthday trip next month and all the details that go into it
- life transitions
- what’s on the menu for next weeks meal planning
- parenthood, the complexities
- an art project I’d really like to work on but haven’t had the energy for
- Finding a new show

 

[Dick Ford]

1. Protection by Massive Attack and Tracey Thorn is a great sex trax
2. I can't wait to see my new fave soon

 

[LC18]

* That cute puppy I saw in Mexico. Why didn’t I bring him home??

I remember a client telling me he’s done that and it wasn’t so complicated but it was from a different country.

 

[VivaciousVivian]

I remember a client telling me he’s done that and it wasn’t so complicated but it was from a different country.

It would’ve been easy but we didn’t contact the shelter soon enough to get the paperwork in order. Next time for sure! At the airport I saw a couple bringing 7 dogs back, they all looked so excited for their new adventure!

 

[MB Mod]

Please leave drama from MERB on MERB, it is against the rules to import drama from outside sources.

 

[Pumped]

Bacon
Jessica Biels ass
Bacon

now that's a sandwich I could eat!

 

[LC18]

Useless drama and in the end it’s only going to affect the person who started it all. Clients don’t like drama, they’re seeing us because they don’t want something complicated.

 

[GabrielaValiente]

* That cute puppy I saw in Mexico. Why didn’t I bring him home??

I mistakenly read “that cute pussy in Mexico”. lol a wild imagination

* Dealing with a 15hs jet leg, haven’t slept so well

* I think that people are not really looking at/thinking about you because they’re too busy wondering if anyone is looking at them. And with that philosophy I always walk around my home completely naked or in my lingerie.

* I can’t wait for summer either! Short skirts and cute summer dresses and sunflower fields! I hope it gets warmer soon!