Opinions of Swan Lake?

[farawayburnaby]

Hi Everyone,

I'm curious what people's opinion of Swan Lake is, from researching posts on this forum it looks like it may not be the right place for me, but I still wanted to get your guys opinion.

I'm someone who is relatively inexperienced looking for more of a GFE type experience in a clean relatively private environment. My understanding is the best option for this is an independent low volume SP in an in-call location, but I'm in the area of Swan Lake often and see many references to SP's there so I'm curious about it and playing around with the idea of visiting.

After reading about it, it seems SL is somewhat dirty (showers/rooms that go under-cleaned), privacy is low (you encounter other clients entering/leaving the premises, maybe even hear going on's of other clients/SP's through the walls), and that SP's age can often be described as "auntie" (although I'm open to more mature SP's, I think "auntie" is pushing the limit for me). Is there any truth to this?

I was thinking maybe taking a day off and going right when SL opens to reduce the likelihood of encountering another client, and seeing an SP as her first client of the day.

My gut feeling is that SL may not be the kind of experience I'm looking for, but again I'm still open to the idea would appreciate your guys insight.

Thanks!

 

[emacky]

1) Swan Lake isn't really GFE. You go there knowing what you'll be getting based on a lot of reviews you read. Based on the price you're going to pay at Swan, might as well fork over $100 more for a Kgirl who could give you more GFE.

2) it's not the cleanest bathroom but it also not the worst I've personally seen. It's not like the shower is caked in mold and other people's pubes. You can always bring a bag of your own stuff ( ie slippers, shower kit).

3) if you go on a weekday before end of the workday should be ok.

 

[gianni lotus]

Hi Everyone,

I'm curious what people's opinion of Swan Lake is, from researching posts on this forum it looks like it may not be the right place for me, but I still wanted to get your guys opinion.

I'm someone who is relatively inexperienced looking for more of a GFE type experience in a clean relatively private environment. My understanding is the best option for this is an independent low volume SP in an in-call location, but I'm in the area of Swan Lake often and see many references to SP's there so I'm curious about it and playing around with the idea of visiting.

After reading about it, it seems SL is somewhat dirty (showers/rooms that go under-cleaned), privacy is low (you encounter other clients entering/leaving the premises, maybe even hear going on's of other clients/SP's through the walls), and that SP's age can often be described as "auntie" (although I'm open to more mature SP's, I think "auntie" is pushing the limit for me). Is there any truth to this?

I was thinking maybe taking a day off and going right when SL opens to reduce the likelihood of encountering another client, and seeing an SP as her first client of the day.

My gut feeling is that SL may not be the kind of experience I'm looking for, but again I'm still open to the idea would appreciate your guys insight.

Thanks!

I went there for the first time last week. I have only seen one room but it was very clean. The establishment appeared well run. There is a waiting area and there was a gentleman waiting when I left but not when I entered. Upon entering I was taken to an open room immediately so I did not have to wait in the waiting area. I was there around 4pm.

Unless you are famous or a politician I would not worry about seeing others. We all go for the same reason. There is no judgement. Nobody cares who you are. Swan Lake especially feels very free and open and welcoming.

The walls are thin. I clearly heard a woman loudly performing passionate relations with someone. It not an unpleasant sound for me. In fact, I found it kind of a turn on to hear this while getting my massage.

I saw Coco. She is not an auntie. I think there are aunties there and there are ones that are younger than that.

You can go there right when they open and stand at that door in the broad daylight but will not be guaranteed not to see Gentlemanjack and his box of goodies or hear Vinvan enacting hentai manga sex with multiple partners.

I can't wait to go back to SL. Maybe you are giving too much consideration to your fears? You will not find a "perfect" encounter. In this hobby there are so many variables that can ruin an encounter. The biggest variable that is sure to ruin the experience is the provider. With SL and this board you are reducing the probablility of a terrible provider significantly. Everything else is up in the air. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. You will lose. It is inevitable. I don't think anyone on this board can claim 100% positive experiences if they have done this for any length of time.

Checking expectations will help a lot. Try to relax (it is hard but can be done) and then you can possibly have fun. When I first did this hobby I was too serious and it made enjoying my experiences more difficult. Now I try to go with the flow but also communicate. Sometimes a disappointing session can be all your fault if you do not communicate effectively.

If you choose the right swan and she provides a wonderful service on your johnson, you will walk out feeling like a million. You probably won't care about seeing some stranger or if the woman was 35 instead of 27. After Coco did what she did to me I didn't care about seeing the guy in the waiting room. In fact, I hoped he was going to walk out feeling as good as I did in about an hour.

 

[GentlemanJack69]

My gut feeling is that SL may not be the kind of experience I'm looking for, but again I'm still open to the idea would appreciate your guys insight.

Thanks!

This is a serious case of YMMV. I've posted many reviews of SwanLake and I've had positive experiences each time. I would strongly disagree with any representation that the rooms are dirty or poorly cleaned. If you want some serious privacy you will most likely not find that at SL, there are several rooms and it is a very popular establishment so you may see someone else. I've been going there for over a year and I've seen maybe 2 gentlemen leaving and 2 waiting for a room.. I saw them for maybe 3-5 seconds before they walked away or I was ushered into a room. But if you are uncomfortable seeing others, or hearing others nearby.. maybe not for you.
The allure of the Lake is the large variety and number of Ladies, as well as the very consistent level of service. Yes, some people have had poor experiences, (not me), but that is common throughout the industry.. what I've never heard of is a horrible experience at the Lake.. I have seen that for many other reviews. If you have a specific criteria for what you want, Budget, Ethnicity, Age, Bust size, Build, Menu preferences etc.. post on the 411 and someone will give you guidance around what they'd recommend.
It's been my experience that if you want an equivalent level of service to the Lake booking elsewhere, your cost goes up substantially. In the end, it's your decision. I chose to try out the Lake based on the reviews, and haven't been disappointed.

 

[erickxc]

Went to SL, very bad attitude. All the SPs were 45+.

If your inexperienced, go see an independent or an agency like AF, DN, or XDS.

Dont go half way, full send it. Know what you want, find a girl with that, and book. You worried about being scammed? Book the agencies mentioned above. Independent SPs are great for GFE, make sure their well reviewed and you're good. Dont jump on stuff that's TGTBT.

 

[010100110]

You can go there right when they open and stand at that door in the broad daylight but will not be guaranteed not to see Gentlemanjack and his box of goodies or hear Vinvan enacting hentai manga sex with multiple partners

OMG. This made me howl 😂. Along with this comment, great reply. Totally agree with it all.

 

[GentlemanJack69]

OMG. This made me howl 😂. Along with this comment, great reply. Totally agree with it all.

I mean you couldn't really have a title "Opinions of Swan Lake" and not expect me to post a reply . I'm glad I seem to have made an impression on some people.

 

[white Ninja]

Hi Everyone,

I'm curious what people's opinion of Swan Lake is, from researching posts on this forum it looks like it may not be the right place for me, but I still wanted to get your guys opinion.

I'm someone who is relatively inexperienced looking for more of a GFE type experience in a clean relatively private environment. My understanding is the best option for this is an independent low volume SP in an in-call location, but I'm in the area of Swan Lake often and see many references to SP's there so I'm curious about it and playing around with the idea of visiting.

After reading about it, it seems SL is somewhat dirty (showers/rooms that go under-cleaned), privacy is low (you encounter other clients entering/leaving the premises, maybe even hear going on's of other clients/SP's through the walls), and that SP's age can often be described as "auntie" (although I'm open to more mature SP's, I think "auntie" is pushing the limit for me). Is there any truth to this?

I was thinking maybe taking a day off and going right when SL opens to reduce the likelihood of encountering another client, and seeing an SP as her first client of the day.

My gut feeling is that SL may not be the kind of experience I'm looking for, but again I'm still open to the idea would appreciate your guys insight.

Thanks!

Sounds like you’ve already made up your mind .
Also sounds like given everything you stated in your post I have absolutely NO idea why you would want to go to SL.
Just go to an incall, plenty of well known agencies in Richmond . Doesn’t have to be an indie, You’ll still have anonymity .

 

[gogooggo888]

Been a while since I've gone, but I didn't enjoy my experience. The guy at the front took the cash and sent me to a room. 50ish yr old lady walked in while I was showering. She didn't speak much english but pointed to her crotch and asked if "you want this?" I ended up just getting a weak massage, but had already paid the man at the front, I think it was $140 back then.

 

[GentlemanJack69]

Been a while since I've gone, but I didn't enjoy my experience. The guy at the front took the cash and sent me to a room. 50ish yr old lady walked in while I was showering. She didn't speak much english but pointed to her crotch and asked if "you want this?" I ended up just getting a weak massage, but had already paid the man at the front, I think it was $140 back then.

Wow.. I've been going there over a year and never seen a guy at the front,... never paid at the front,... and never had an encounter even remotely like the one you're describing. How long ago was this?

 

[booblover]

The guy at the front hasn't been there for almost 4 yrs. If you aren't experienced in sex SL might not be for you either. The guys who go there like service and attitude......something you have little experience with. Lots of guys seem to forget that the GFE isn't that at all, as you are a paying participant and not her BF. If you want GFE go find a GF to be with. To Mr there is nothing worse then a guy who spends $400 to have a few minutes of a fake encounter. If course, to each his own.
The shops all have their GFE option, which to me, means very little. One says their service is GFE the other PSE, and another whatever term gets the guys to visit them. Maybe take babysteps first and stick to HE services till you get more relaxed and less uptight. Good luck!

 

[Pornholio]

Been a while since I've gone, but I didn't enjoy my experience. The guy at the front took the cash and sent me to a room. 50ish yr old lady walked in while I was showering. She didn't speak much english but pointed to her crotch and asked if "you want this?" I ended up just getting a weak massage, but had already paid the man at the front, I think it was $140 back then.

Patrick gone long long time. Tina now in charge

 

[SolidSnake]

Been curious about what happened to Patrick: did he retire and sold the shop to Tina?

 

[white Ninja]

Patrick gone long long time. Tina now in charge

Hands down the coolest mamasan in Vancouver, No Contest !

 

[booblover]

She has her bitchy days, especially after dealing with idiots all day......she is good at picking out who the flakes are

 

[white Ninja]

The guy at the front hasn't been there for almost 4 yrs. If you aren't experienced in sex SL might not be for you either. The guys who go there like service and attitude......something you have little experience with. Lots of guys seem to forget that the GFE isn't that at all, as you are a paying participant and not her BF. If you want GFE go find a GF to be with. To Mr there is nothing worse then a guy who spends $400 to have a few minutes of a fake encounter. If course, to each his own.
The shops all have their GFE option, which to me, means very little. One says their service is GFE the other PSE, and another whatever term gets the guys to visit them. Maybe take babysteps first and stick to HE services till you get more relaxed and less uptight. Good luck!

Fairly sure its even longer than that

She has her bitchy days, especially after dealing with idiots all day......she is good at picking out who the flakes are

The girls who work there plus Tina , just like anyone in the service industry have to deal w some real winners . Only at any MP’s you can take that behaviour ( nit picking, bitchy, crazy , cheap , late ) and at least triple how bad it is .

 

[Ctian]

Fairly sure its even longer than that

The girls who work there plus Tina , just like anyone in the service industry have to deal w some real winners . Only at any MP’s you can take that behaviour ( nit picking, bitchy, crazy , cheap , late ) and at least triple how bad it is .

the other day I was in a room with (cant even remember who) Camila I think\ or Maggie anyways some guy was out front and all I could hear was him arguing with the Girls, I almost put my cloths on or just a towel and went out to tell him to STFU turned out he got service then didn't want to pay...douchebag move...the Girls teamed up and wouldn't let him leave till he paid...I would have stood by the front door so he couldn't leave too...

 

[booblover]

I have forced a guy or two to pay up. Happens all the time. Guys run out or tell the girls they will pay Tina, then tell Tina they paid the girls. But like elephants they have long memories at SL! There is always that small percentage of idiots who can't be normal or respectful.

 

[gianni lotus]

I have forced a guy or two to pay up. Happens all the time. Guys run out or tell the girls they will pay Tina, then tell Tina they paid the girls. But like elephants they have long memories at SL! There is always that small percentage of idiots who can't be normal or respectful.

3 cheers for you and Ctian for helping the ladies. Dudes that pull crap like that should not be allowed to get away with trying to pull a fast one. I really commend you for engaging and not "staying out of it" because it is not "your problem."

 

[GentlemanJack69]

I have forced a guy or two to pay up. Happens all the time. Guys run out or tell the girls they will pay Tina, then tell Tina they paid the girls. But like elephants they have long memories at SL! There is always that small percentage of idiots who can't be normal or respectful.

It is incumbent on all true gentlemen to ensure that the Ladies feel valued and appreciated. Simple respectful treatment and prompt payment are the minimum expectation. Idiots should taught a lesson and chastised appropriately. Good for you. I'm not a physical guy, but I daresay that I would have been pleased to side with the Swans.