Awkward Experience at AMP

[Drikk]

Anyone ever go to AMP and have the masseuse literally fart during FS. So I went to a AMP here in langley. Go in, check the line up and pick the girl. Go into room get the massage. Pay for FS so getting ready. She starts Bbbj and suck my balls. Not into DATY so getting ready to fuck Doggy. Get ready and after one or two pumps she literally farted. I thought at first it was the massage bed. But my god the smell. I immediately got turned off I’m pretty sure shit came out too. And I just told her I’m good and put my clothes on and left.

I did pay less standard fee cause it was supposed to be 1 hour but left in 30 minutes. Wondering if I should have got a refund….. for the extra… anyways anyone else have this experience? What did you Do?

 

[Bootyholic]

Anyone ever go to AMP and have the masseuse literally fart during FS. So I went to a AMP here in langley. Go in, check the line up and pick the girl. Go into room get the massage. Pay for FS so getting ready. She starts Bbbj and suck my balls. Not into DATY so getting ready to fuck Doggy. Get ready and after one or two pumps she literally farted. I thought at first it was the massage bed. But my god the smell. I immediately got turned off I’m pretty sure shit came out too. And I just told her I’m good and put my clothes on and left.

I did pay less standard fee cause it was supposed to be 1 hour but left in 30 minutes. Wondering if I should have got a refund….. for the extra… anyways anyone else have this experience? What did you Do?

LOL 2 pumps and you fucked the shit out of her?

 

[white Ninja]

Anyone ever go to AMP and have the masseuse literally fart during FS. So I went to a AMP here in langley. Go in, check the line up and pick the girl. Go into room get the massage. Pay for FS so getting ready. She starts Bbbj and suck my balls. Not into DATY so getting ready to fuck Doggy. Get ready and after one or two pumps she literally farted. I thought at first it was the massage bed. But my god the smell. I immediately got turned off I’m pretty sure shit came out too. And I just told her I’m good and put my clothes on and left.

I did pay less standard fee cause it was supposed to be 1 hour but left in 30 minutes. Wondering if I should have got a refund….. for the extra… anyways anyone else have this experience? What did you Do?

Lmao

 

[Stamkos]

Anyone ever go to AMP and have the masseuse literally fart during FS. So I went to a AMP here in langley. Go in, check the line up and pick the girl. Go into room get the massage. Pay for FS so getting ready. She starts Bbbj and suck my balls. Not into DATY so getting ready to fuck Doggy. Get ready and after one or two pumps she literally farted. I thought at first it was the massage bed. But my god the smell. I immediately got turned off I’m pretty sure shit came out too. And I just told her I’m good and put my clothes on and left.

I did pay less standard fee cause it was supposed to be 1 hour but left in 30 minutes. Wondering if I should have got a refund….. for the extra… anyways anyone else have this experience? What did you Do?

Hey, come on now, some dudes pay top dollars for that service!!! You got off easy man!! 😂 😂 😂

 

[PTWarner22]

LOL 2 pumps and you fucked the shit out of her?

The shit that happens at AMP

 

[Ickypootang]

The shit that happens at AMP

Ha ha ha

 

[bradman]

Lol. Reading this thread just made my afternoon. This is quite literally a shitty experience with an escort.

In all seriousness though, that sounds gross and I'm sorry you had to deal with it.

 

[Late30’s]

Anyone ever go to AMP and have the masseuse literally fart during FS. So I went to a AMP here in langley. Go in, check the line up and pick the girl. Go into room get the massage. Pay for FS so getting ready. She starts Bbbj and suck my balls. Not into DATY so getting ready to fuck Doggy. Get ready and after one or two pumps she literally farted. I thought at first it was the massage bed. But my god the smell. I immediately got turned off I’m pretty sure shit came out too. And I just told her I’m good and put my clothes on and left.

I did pay less standard fee cause it was supposed to be 1 hour but left in 30 minutes. Wondering if I should have got a refund….. for the extra… anyways anyone else have this experience? What did you Do?

It will take ages for you to come over this trauma. That chic had some real good bobby wings prior to your date.

 

[Thehouse]

Anyone ever go to AMP and have the masseuse literally fart during FS. So I went to a AMP here in langley. Go in, check the line up and pick the girl. Go into room get the massage. Pay for FS so getting ready. She starts Bbbj and suck my balls. Not into DATY so getting ready to fuck Doggy. Get ready and after one or two pumps she literally farted. I thought at first it was the massage bed. But my god the smell. I immediately got turned off I’m pretty sure shit came out too. And I just told her I’m good and put my clothes on and left.

I did pay less standard fee cause it was supposed to be 1 hour but left in 30 minutes. Wondering if I should have got a refund….. for the extra… anyways anyone else have this experience? What did you Do?

Did she offer any kind of apology like “ excuse me “ or “whoops”- fuck that’s fuckin awful. Did any shit hit your body- Jesus that fuckin bad..

 

[Oldfart]

I hope I would have had the presence of mind to say "Sweetie, might you like to take a washroom break for a few minutes?"

 

[lenny.wilde]

Anyone ever go to AMP and have the masseuse literally fart during FS. So I went to a AMP here in langley. Go in, check the line up and pick the girl. Go into room get the massage. Pay for FS so getting ready. She starts Bbbj and suck my balls. Not into DATY so getting ready to fuck Doggy. Get ready and after one or two pumps she literally farted. I thought at first it was the massage bed. But my god the smell. I immediately got turned off I’m pretty sure shit came out too. And I just told her I’m good and put my clothes on and left.

I did pay less standard fee cause it was supposed to be 1 hour but left in 30 minutes. Wondering if I should have got a refund….. for the extra… anyways anyone else have this experience? What did you Do?

which parlour did this happen at

 

[Mr_Pink]

Best post ever!!!!!!

 

[Drikk]

which parlour did this happen at

I don’t want to name names… but it’s in Langley…

 

[SexualHealing]

Wow, f'n unreal