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surveyor66

Lydia deserves this review for a few reasons so here we go. I called Lydia on a Friday around noon after another date fell through so it was definitely more last minute than she would deserve but she re-arranged a couple things for an afternoon meet. Her pre-game banter is nice and unusual for me as she queried me on a number of topics, gauging my responses to determine compatibility and I'm also thinking it may be a way to screen clients. It was a bit unexpected but wasn't too uncomfortable to divulge secrets this early and there are SPs who ask for DL's, etransfers and more as part of their booking process so NP.

When she greeted me at the door I saw a tall young woman with dark hair in sexy lingerie and heels. She is a tall girl and we stood eye to eye and lips to lips which is hot when she's molesting you with her eyes. She offers a proper GFE and after a quick shower I was happy when she initiated first contact with touching, hugging and kissing and conversation that put me at ease. Apparnetly I always am a bit stiff at the beginning (no pun intended) of any meeting and relaxing is extrememly important.

ALthough she offers DOM sessions, our session was what she might call more vanilla - and she offers a true GFE experience that was definitely hot enough for me. I'm not into piercings below so that was the only thing I didn't like as it's just distracting to me but others might find it a huge turn on. Everything else was fun and as expected.

After the session I believe time had expired but she didn't rush me out and we just laid on the bed as talked about life. She has goals and dreams and is educated and smart - which I find hugely attractive bc somehow stupidity is a turnoff for me. She is mentally on a level I have rarely seen in an SP - which is likely why she is so good to us - Vanilla or Dom.
Def repeat.
 

cruefan

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Lydia Noire has that Gal Gadot look and she has always been fantastic in all my appointments I have had with her.

I always book a gfe rather than the dom session and I have always had a great time which was much hotter than vanilla.
 
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Misterbeaver

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Lydia Noire has that Gal Gadot look and she has always been fantastic in all my appointments I have had with her.

I always book a gfe rather than the dom session and I have always had a great time which was much hotter than vanilla.
Agree 100%. She is still very much in charge in vanilla sessions and her wild side much apparent. One of our best, long may she reign.
 

MrEd

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Lydia Noire has that Gal Gadot look and she has always been fantastic in all my appointments I have had with her.

I always book a gfe rather than the dom session and I have always had a great time which was much hotter than vanilla.
We’ll put. Her non-dom sessions aren’t exactly ‘vanilla’. She’s great.
 

icravegrape

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Arguably one of my favourite reviews of all time. Lydia has intrigued me for ages, but I too have been somewhat intimidated by her "Domme" side. This review is moving me towards a very "happy ending"! Thank you for taking the time to pass your thought on to us "horny cowards"!
 
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Yes she is great. Had more of a gfe session with her as I’m not a fan of dom. But maybe something to try down the line. During the session she said she was feeling self conscious, not sure why, maybe I was too dom? Idk. We both clicked and had a great time .
 

Hardyboii

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Did an hour with her. Extremely gorgeous girl!!

I would agree with @cruefan about her looking like Gal Gadot. Tall, hot girl with great communication and skills. She was really into the session. Not a clock-watcher at all. chatting before and after the session really made me comfortable. Usually I get annoyed by long conversations. But with her, it was different and she put me at ease. Incall was spacious, clean and organized. Booking was really easy and such a respectful lady!
I'm mad at myself for sharing this gem here but hey, that's selfish lol so here you go.

Please you guys, treat her well, she will take care of ya

Will definitely repeat!
 

cruefan

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Did an hour with her. Extremely gorgeous girl!!

I would agree with @cruefan about her looking like Gal Gadot. Tall, hot girl with great communication and skills. She was really into the session. Not a clock-watcher at all. chatting before and after the session really made me comfortable. Usually I get annoyed by long conversations. But with her, it was different and she put me at ease. Incall was spacious, clean and organized. Booking was really easy and such a respectful lady!
I'm mad at myself for sharing this gem here but hey, that's selfish lol so here you go.

Please you guys, treat her well, she will take care of ya

Will definitely repeat!
When it comes to local providers I would always put Lydia Noire at the top of my list.

If Lydia is not working I will just go see a touring provider and avoid local escorts all together.
 

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When it comes to local providers I would always put Lydia Noire at the top of my list.

If Lydia is not working I will just go see a touring provider and avoid local escorts all together.
I was in town for a bit and based on this advice booked an hr with Lydia.
Well worth it, great, straight ahead girl.
Good communication, nice place and she does her job with pleasure.
Photos are all accurate and no bs anywhere.
 

chillums

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I tried to book her once year's ago and it was the most insane screening process ever. Said she doesn't just meet anyone and wanted to get to know me first, what my hobbies and interests were ect. Like on a dating app.
 
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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
I tried to book her once year's ago and it was the most insane screening process ever. Said she doesn't just meet anyone and wanted to get to know me first, what my hobbies and interests were ect. Like on a dating app.
Fair enough but as long as they are not requesting my government issued ID or where I work, like a few do, I've been happy to entertain most SP's screening requests. While they may seem onerous at times, we need to remember that these ladies are inviting a complete stranger into their private/personal space. Anything that makes them a bit more comfortable with my presence is okay.
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surveyor66

I tried to book her once year's ago and it was the most insane screening process ever. Said she doesn't just meet anyone and wanted to get to know me first, what my hobbies and interests were ect. Like on a dating app.
There was nothing insane about it...took a 5 min conversation and she didn't ask for money up front. It was painless as far as all that goes but if it helps her tailor your meeting then it's all the better.
 
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Lydia Noire has that Gal Gadot look and she has always been fantastic in all my appointments I have had with her.

I always book a gfe rather than the dom session and I have always had a great time which was much hotter than vanilla.
Out of curiosity I tried an hour long dom session with her (pre-COVID). It was fantastic! Will have to try a 'vanilla' session with her another time!
 

Loumal

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I tried to book her once year's ago and it was the most insane screening process ever. Said she doesn't just meet anyone and wanted to get to know me first, what my hobbies and interests were ect. Like on a dating app.
My experience was very different. Super simple and easy to book some time with her. Definite repeat
 
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