How to Get Out of a Pooning Funk

[John Aston]

Don’t get me wrong; I love this hobby! I’ve been at it for several years, in different countries. I enjoy unicorn hunting, too.

However, doesn’t the routine of: undress, blue rinse, shower, dfk, bbbj, daty, 69, multiple positions, cib, backrub, chit chat, shower, dress, kiss, and out the door, leave you wanting a bit more? Or is that all there is?

Do you have any suggestions for spicing it up (that won’t cost hundreds in extras?). How do I go up a level? Am I asking for too much?

🙏

 

[luvsdaty]

Sounds like you might need a break?

 

[Sparky56]

Sounds like your looking for a girlfriend my dude. Not trying to be funny, I've been feeling a similar way lately.

 

[PuntMeister]

Sounds like your looking for a girlfriend my dude. Not trying to be funny, I've been feeling a similar way lately.

I think Sparky is right on. There is loneliness that comes with fulfilling all your sexual desires with different sexy women, yet throigh predictable motions and empty relationships.

Consider picking one ore or two women that you really connect with and focus just on them for two years or more. Go to dinner. Talk about life, dreams, vulnerabilities, icky sibling habits, the future of the cosmos, noteworthy druidical cults, gardening hacks, and the best way to apply false eyelashes in a rainstorm. This approach changed my pooning career completely for the better. More than once. Yup, burns time and cash, but this is a real GFE without the baggage of a real GF. (although authenticity requires consideration and respect, but the nagging and guilt manipulation is refreshingly non-existent). Interestingly, the sex got even better—much more of a mutual shared experience with purpose and continuity beyond the primal bang bang routine. So, what’ll it be? A real GF or a move away from air bnb short term rentals to a more committed long term lease?

-Punt.

 

[masterblaster]

Don’t get me wrong; I love this hobby! I’ve been at it for several years, in different countries. I enjoy unicorn hunting, too.

However, doesn’t the routine of: undress, blue rinse, shower, dfk, bbbj, daty, 69, multiple positions, cib, backrub, chit chat, shower, dress, kiss, and out the door, leave you wanting a bit more? Or is that all there is?

Do you have any suggestions for spicing it up (that won’t cost hundreds in extras?). How do I go up a level? Am I asking for too much?

🙏

Blue rinse? I thought that was something older ladies used in their hair.

 

[oneoldone]

Don’t get me wrong; I love this hobby! I’ve been at it for several years, in different countries. I enjoy unicorn hunting, too.

However, doesn’t the routine of: undress, blue rinse, shower, dfk, bbbj, daty, 69, multiple positions, cib, backrub, chit chat, shower, dress, kiss, and out the door, leave you wanting a bit more? Or is that all there is?

Do you have any suggestions for spicing it up (that won’t cost hundreds in extras?). How do I go up a level? Am I asking for too much?

🙏

I also would suggest a break. Badbadboy mentioned doing this a while back. Concentrate on some other aspect of your life and come back rejuvenated you won't die I promise. And the world's oldest profession won't disappear in the meantime.

 

[Lady Vanessa]

Blue rinse=mouth wash, lol. Your response was pooning poetry to my ears dearest Punt. You always leave me wanting more, more ways than one. Solid advice for the OP.
When one is able to thoroughly trust their partner in any sense of the meaning, one may experience some memorable experiences with that partner. Yes, even when your forking out dollars.
Or, as Sparky so blatantly said, you are most likely needing a girlfriend.

 

[angry anderson]

Don’t get me wrong; I love this hobby! I’ve been at it for several years, in different countries. I enjoy unicorn hunting, too.

However, doesn’t the routine of: undress, blue rinse, shower, dfk, bbbj, daty, 69, multiple positions, cib, backrub, chit chat, shower, dress, kiss, and out the door, leave you wanting a bit more? Or is that all there is?

Do you have any suggestions for spicing it up (that won’t cost hundreds in extras?). How do I go up a level? Am I asking for too much?

🙏

Just how ungrateful can you possibly be? I guess you answered that.
Try going without. See how funky that is.

 

[Equity Market investor]

Maybe you should try and visit a dominatrix for a different scenario. There are plenty in Vancouver.

Don’t get me wrong; I love this hobby! I’ve been at it for several years, in different countries. I enjoy unicorn hunting, too.

However, doesn’t the routine of: undress, blue rinse, shower, dfk, bbbj, daty, 69, multiple positions, cib, backrub, chit chat, shower, dress, kiss, and out the door, leave you wanting a bit more? Or is that all there is?

Do you have any suggestions for spicing it up (that won’t cost hundreds in extras?). How do I go up a level? Am I asking for too much?

🙏

 

[John Aston]

Just how ungrateful can you possibly be? I guess you answered that.
Try going without. See how funky that is.

Whoa, my friend. I am never ungrateful for the company I receive. I always arrive and leave with a smile on my face. I only meant to indicate that the “thrill of the hunt” is not the same as it once was. I am always in search of a better experience.

One might consider a negative review to be ungrateful. But, if you check the reviews, I’ve never given one of those. All are positive reviews, as a testament to my gratitude.

Meanwhile, I’d like to express further gratitude to the perbites who responded to my plea (including you). I enjoy the banter and the support. Thank you all.

Happy pooning!

 

[87112]

Maybe a Japanese AV star at your service, I know it's my dream.

 

[angry anderson]

Whoa, my friend. I am never ungrateful for the company I receive. I always arrive and leave with a smile on my face. I only meant to indicate that the “thrill of the huntis not the same as it once was. I am always in search of a better expe

One might consider a negative review to be ungrateful. But, if you check the reviews, I’ve never given one of those. All are positive reviews, as a testament to my gratitude.

Meanwhile, I’d like to express further gratitude to the perbites who responded to my plea (including you). I enjoy the banter and the support. Thank you all.

Happy pooning!

I know. I was just having a laugh at this ....... However, doesn’t the routine of: undress, blue rinse, shower, dfk, bbbj, daty, 69, multiple positions, cib, backrub, chit chat, shower, dress, kiss,
Recalling my years of starvation in the wilderness where I would have gladly given a lung for the list above, sort of made me laugh. Sort of like being ship wrecked and washing up at Club Med only to complain about the lobster.
Just joking.

 

[VinD]

Kink it up ! Everyone has their hidden desires . Nothing is off limits these days . Get out of the vanilla sex . Just my opinion . I was bored too . But there are many options to explore .

 

[John Aston]

Kink it up ! Everyone has their hidden desires . Nothing is off limits these days . Get out of the vanilla sex . Just my opinion . I was bored too . But there are many options to explore .

You are correct. Normally, we only get vanilla. I should go for double-scoops of spumoni (whatever that means! 😂)

 

[Lady Vanessa]

After following a few of "Angry Anderson's" responses, I took his response in jest and he didn't disappoint. I like to see y'all can be grown and get on the same page, without further argument, by dusting it off your shoulders.
I really dig the suggestion of possibly turning your attention to expanding your options from vanilla to spicy. If I may share my own experience in Cliff's notes form. My forte is sensual and articulate intimacy with the sessions I offer.
However, I often have my main sexual playmate who is a professional Domme (Lalani Electrica), whom I partake in duos with and often has me experiencing fetish and kink, which is outside my particular comfort zone and that I never knew existed within myself, in a safe and knowledgeable environment. I often leave a date feeling overwhelmed in thee best way imaginable and so glad that I was asked to partake.
Reels me back into my previous comment about trusting your partner(s). Once you have that, it allows the sky to be the limit and thoroughly enjoy a union that is beyond stale and safe. If you're paying for intimacy, companionship and/or sex, it should NEVER be stale!!!!

 

[John Aston]

After following a few of "Angry Anderson's" responses, I took his response in jest and he didn't disappoint. I like to see y'all can be grown and get on the same page, without further argument, by dusting it off your shoulders.
I really dig the suggestion of possibly turning your attention to expanding your options from vanilla to spicy. If I may share my own experience in Cliff's notes form. My forte is sensual and articulate intimacy with the sessions I offer.
However, I often have my main sexual playmate who is a professional Domme (Lalani Electrica), whom I partake in duos with and often has me experiencing fetish and kink, which is outside my particular comfort zone and that I never knew existed within myself, in a safe and knowledgeable environment. I often leave a date feeling overwhelmed in thee best way imaginable and so glad that I was asked to partake.
Reels me back into my previous comment about trusting your partner(s). Once you have that, it allows the sky to be the limit and thoroughly enjoy a union that is beyond stale and safe. If you're paying for intimacy, companionship and/or sex, it should NEVER be stale!!!!

Wow. Thanks for the input Lady V. Obviously, I am having trouble with the concept of true intimacy. I didn’t think that it was something you could buy. Maybe fake intimacy? This could probably start a new thread.

I agree that I have to get out of my comfort zone, but I have never seriously considered dom, fetish, or kink beyond some light spanking during sex. Can you or Lalani enlighten me? I will definitely look into this some more. Too bad that you’ve retreated to the island. I discovered you a week late.

DM any other suggestions, please.
With gratitude,
John

 

[PuntMeister]

Blue rinse=mouth wash, lol. Your response was pooning poetry to my ears dearest Punt. You always leave me wanting more, more ways than one. Solid advice for the OP.
When one is able to thoroughly trust their partner in any sense of the meaning, one may experience some memorable experiences with that partner. Yes, even when your forking out dollars.
Or, as Sparky so blatantly said, you are most likely needing a girlfriend.

🥰 Awwww, love the “pooning poetry” comment dear lady. You are a true gem.

For anyone feeling a bit Stale chugging along on your pooning stairclimber, head on over to the Island for a little vacay, and let Lady V rejeuve your spirits with her unique brand of propper authentic GF intimacy. Heck, B.C. Ferries oughta have a special vacation program just for this purpose! The eager anticipation on the ride over, and the blissful reflection on the ride back, bring a whole new dimension to using one’s “Experience Card”. Lol. 😂

 

[PuntMeister]

Wow. Thanks for the input Lady V. Obviously, I am having trouble with the concept of true intimacy. I didn’t think that it was something you could buy. Maybe fake intimacy? This could probably start a new thread.

I agree that I have to get out of my comfort zone, but I have never seriously considered dom, fetish, or kink beyond some light spanking during sex. Can you or Lalani enlighten me? I will definitely look into this some more. Too bad that you’ve retreated to the island. I discovered you a week late.

DM any other suggestions, please.
With gratitude,
John

John, just a thought. You can buy time with a lady, but I suggest true intimacy is earned.

Showing respect, being 100% honest, letting your guard down, being open to new things, embracing vulnerability, sharing life experiences, listening and caring about HER trajectory as much as yours. Ain’t gonna happen in a 45 min wham-bam. It’s got to be reciprocal, and developed patiently over time. I consider this approach a new journey, (part of my life journey), and a delightful one at that.

If you take this off-ramp to intimacy, I hope you choose well—someone you feel you can trust, and find easy to talk to, especially after you’re all spent and sated.

May your path bring you much happiness.

-Punt.

 

[white Ninja]

Go to a bar, dont hold up the wall, chat w as many women as possible, if nothing comes of it and your all horned up , go release those urges w a provider. There you go you got to connect with and chat w a ton of women and you get a hot session, Win win.

 

[blakealridge]

take me on a trip